This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
I got this from Vampirefreks cult Elegant Waste. It's called "Corrupt Wishes", and the rules are as following:
The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist and makes a wish of their own, and so on.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly.
Person 2: Wish granted, but you crash into a plane and die. I wish i had a pony.
Person 3: Wish granted, but it rapes your little sister.
So, I'll start with a wish of my own:
I wish i had blue eyes.
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Your wish is granted, but you are a blind person with blue eyes.
I wish I passed my exams
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Wish Granted, but you were caught cheating and kicked out of school.
i wish i had a clone of my boyfriend. (twice the fun!)
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Wish granted, but they loved incest and kicked you out of their lives.
I wish i could have an orgasm.
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Wish granted, it has been rotten for 3 weeks.
I wish i could speak french
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Your wish is granted, but you contract non-treatable tuberculosis there.
I wish I could understand people's feelings better.
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Wish granted, but the horrible truth drives you to insanity and eventual suicide.
I wish I was rich.
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Wish granted, your superpower is to turn everything to gold when you touch it, but you die of hunger.
I wish i was a boy.
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Wish granted, but you're stuck in a Lifetime original movie.
I wish I was a talented artist.
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Wish granted, but no one will ever understand or appreciate your artwork.
I wish I had an colored contacts.
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Wish granted, but they take turns raping and impregnating your eyes until one day you began to bleed little contacts everywhere in a big slushy mess of cornea gel.
Sorry. Feeling rather uninspired.
I wish I had my own theme song.
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Granted, but Lindsay Lohan sings it.
I wish I had some pizza.
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Wish granted, but it's made of anchovies and hot sauce.
I wish I was dead.
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Wish granted, but the cake is made from crab brains.
I wish I had a pretty and intelligent girl to talk to.
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Granted, but it turns out she's your mom.
I wish I had an oscar meyer weiner.
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OnlyInThisLight wrote:
Granted, but it turns out she's your mom.
I wish I had an oscar meyer weiner.
Wish granted. but it's ridden with disease that result for the pigs eatting each other.
I wish I was in a Broadway Show.
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magdela wrote:
I wish I had my own Broadway show.
Wish Granted! But the Broadway show will score the lowest ratings ever and you will be forced to give up showbiz.
I wish for the End of World Hunger.
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Tamago wrote:
magdela wrote:
I wish I had my own Broadway show.
Wish Granted! But the Broadway show will score the lowest ratings ever and you will be forced to give up showbiz.
I wish for the End of World Hunger.
Wish Granted, but due to over population, the world implodes upon itself.
I wish I were the Pope.
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magdela wrote:
I wish I were the Pope.
Wish Granted! but soon after, there will be film of you molesting young alter boys and the Catholic faithful will be so enraged that they burn you at the stake.
I wish that I had X ray vision.
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Tamago wrote:
magdela wrote:
I wish I were the Pope.
Wish Granted! but soon after, there will be film of you molesting young alter boys and the Catholic faithful will be so enraged that they burn you at the stake.
I wish that I had X ray vision.
Wish Granted! But it's irreversible and the first person you see is your grandmother.
I wish I were taller.
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