This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top04-02-2008 03:31:02 AM
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Corrupt a Wish [Game]
I got this from Vampirefreks cult Elegant Waste. It's called "Corrupt Wishes", and the rules are as following:
The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist and makes a wish of their own, and so on.
Example:
Person 1: I wish I could fly.
Person 2: Wish granted, but you crash into a plane and die. I wish i had a pony.
Person 3: Wish granted, but it rapes your little sister.
So, I'll start with a wish of my own:
I wish i had blue eyes.
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#2 | Back to Top04-02-2008 03:56:55 AM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Your wish is granted, but you are a blind person with blue eyes.
I wish I passed my exams
"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"
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#3 | Back to Top04-02-2008 07:22:02 AM
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Wish Granted, but you were caught cheating and kicked out of school.
i wish i had a clone of my boyfriend. (twice the fun!)
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#4 | Back to Top04-02-2008 07:25:19 AM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted, but they loved incest and kicked you out of their lives.
I wish i could have an orgasm.
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#7 | Back to Top04-02-2008 11:06:15 AM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted, it has been rotten for 3 weeks.
I wish i could speak french
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#9 | Back to Top04-02-2008 12:03:46 PM
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Your wish is granted, but you contract non-treatable tuberculosis there.
I wish I could understand people's feelings better.
"The devil want me as is, but god he want more."
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#10 | Back to Top04-02-2008 12:53:24 PM
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Wish granted, but the horrible truth drives you to insanity and eventual suicide.
I wish I was rich.
ah, man does not exist; ah, within the darkness; ah, the sound of the waves
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#12 | Back to Top04-02-2008 01:36:38 PM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted, your superpower is to turn everything to gold when you touch it, but you die of hunger.
I wish i was a boy.
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#13 | Back to Top04-02-2008 02:08:17 PM
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Wish granted, but you're stuck in a Lifetime original movie.
I wish I was a talented artist.
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#14 | Back to Top04-02-2008 02:33:14 PM
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Wish granted, but no one will ever understand or appreciate your artwork.
I wish I had an colored contacts.
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#15 | Back to Top04-02-2008 03:39:30 PM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted, but they take turns raping and impregnating your eyes until one day you began to bleed little contacts everywhere in a big slushy mess of cornea gel.
Sorry. Feeling rather uninspired.
I wish I had my own theme song.
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#16 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:01:02 PM
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Granted, but Lindsay Lohan sings it.
I wish I had some pizza.
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#17 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:07:23 PM
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Wish granted, but it's made of anchovies and hot sauce.
I wish I was dead. 
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#19 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:36:34 PM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Wish granted, but the cake is made from crab brains.
I wish I had a pretty and intelligent girl to talk to.
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#20 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:38:15 PM
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]
Granted, but it turns out she's your mom.
I wish I had an oscar meyer weiner.
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#21 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:40:16 PM
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OnlyInThisLight wrote:
Granted, but it turns out she's your mom.
I wish I had an oscar meyer weiner.
Wish granted. but it's ridden with disease that result for the pigs eatting each other.
I wish I was in a Broadway Show.
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#22 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:45:02 PM
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magdela wrote:
I wish I had my own Broadway show.
Wish Granted! But the Broadway show will score the lowest ratings ever and you will be forced to give up showbiz.
I wish for the End of World Hunger.
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#23 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:48:31 PM
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Tamago wrote:
magdela wrote:
I wish I had my own Broadway show.
Wish Granted! But the Broadway show will score the lowest ratings ever and you will be forced to give up showbiz.
I wish for the End of World Hunger.
Wish Granted, but due to over population, the world implodes upon itself.
I wish I were the Pope.
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#24 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:53:41 PM
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magdela wrote:
I wish I were the Pope.
Wish Granted! but soon after, there will be film of you molesting young alter boys and the Catholic faithful will be so enraged that they burn you at the stake.
I wish that I had X ray vision.
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#25 | Back to Top04-02-2008 04:56:05 PM
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Tamago wrote:
magdela wrote:
I wish I were the Pope.
Wish Granted! but soon after, there will be film of you molesting young alter boys and the Catholic faithful will be so enraged that they burn you at the stake.
I wish that I had X ray vision.
Wish Granted! But it's irreversible and the first person you see is your grandmother.
I wish I were taller.
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