This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Tamago wrote:
I wish I could have some yummy cookies that are not poisoned or hard to crunch on.
Granted, but you die from overconsumption of poorly made soft batch cookies.
I wish I could stop thinking so much about Depeche Mode
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Wish granted. You completely forget about Depeche Mode for the rest of your life.
I wish I sucked less at video games.
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Wish Granted! You will waste thousands of dollars on new systems, computers and games in a search for something challenging/
I wish that I had better control of my singing and speaking voice.
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Granted, but now you've lost control of your bladder.
I wish I was healthy all around.
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Wish granted, but you still die like the rest of us.
(It's all I've got. )
I wish for some Peanut Blossoms. Mmmmm...I love those cookies...
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Granted! They contain arsenic.
I wish my internet would get connected already
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Almaser wrote:
Granted! They contain arsenic.
I wish my internet would get connected already
Wish granted, the FBI catch you with child porn on your computer.
I wish I had wings.
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Wish granted, but like a penguin, you can't fly.
I wish I had a better mobile phone.
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Rae wrote:
Wish granted, but like a penguin, you can't fly.
I wish I had a better mobile phone.
Granted, you get caught in the middle of a drug run by satellites tracking your phone.
I wish I wasn't in debt.
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Wish granted. It's all counterfeit and you're thrown into jail.
I wish I was home, asleep.
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All right, you're in coma!
I wish i could play the bass in my band and we were famous.
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Ragnarok wrote:
I wish I knew then what I know now.
Wish Granted! Thanks to this future knowledge, you were able to become rich and famous but then bad things happen and you wish again and your knowledge goes back further in time but things keep going wrong and your knowledge keeps going even further back in time until you decide to kill yourself in the womb.
I wish they still have Poptarts here in Oz.
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Wish granted, but they're all dirt-flavoured.
I wish I bought those old Resident Evil/Biohazard games while I had the chance.
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Rae wrote:
I wish I bought those old Resident Evil/Biohazard games while I had the chance.
Wish granted, but not a single one of them works.
I wish I could graduate from college faster so I can move to Chicago and start my internship at The Second City.
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Wish granted, but the Big Boss at your internship sexually harasses you until your spirit is completely broken.
I wish I had a new computer.
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dollface wrote:
I wish I had a new computer.
Wish Granted! but this new computer has already been infected by the Storm Superworm.
I wish to be able to eat as much chocolate as I like without getting fat.
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Wish granted. It's in a format you can't use, though. And then it exploded.
I want to see Diary of the Dead.
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Decrescent Daytripper wrote:
I want to see Diary of the Dead.
Wish Granted! You read it and find your name on top of the list and you take off the fake cover and its actually a Death Note which by this time, it is too late.
I wish for a fish!
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Tamago wrote:
Decrescent Daytripper wrote:
I want to see Diary of the Dead.
Wish Granted! You read it and find your name on top of the list and you take off the fake cover and its actually a Death Note which by this time, it is too late.
I wish for a fish!
Granted, you get a great white and it bites your head off.
I wish I knew whether this chick was interested in me or not.
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Granted, but you fly too high into the sun and the wax melts and you plummet to your death.
I wish I wasn't sick. ;.;
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You are not sick... You become a stinky zombie, and they are not prone to any illness.
I wish "Missing Link" wasn't so fucking depressing for me
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