This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

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#101 | Back to Top04-06-2008 06:59:46 PM

Persephone
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Tamago wrote:

I wish I could have some yummy cookies that are not poisoned or hard to crunch on.

Granted, but you die from overconsumption of poorly made soft batch cookies.

I wish I could stop thinking so much about Depeche Mode

Last edited by Persephone (04-06-2008 07:01:46 PM)

It's just time to be
sammy to the rasoodock.
And close up the business
of heart-related matters.

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#102 | Back to Top04-06-2008 08:41:41 PM

BioKraze
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From: Yuma, Arizona (USA)
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted. You completely forget about Depeche Mode for the rest of your life.

I wish I sucked less at video games.

Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#103 | Back to Top04-06-2008 08:47:52 PM

wingedbeastie
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From: Sandy Eggo, CA
Registered: 03-28-2007
Posts: 1011

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish Granted! You will waste thousands of dollars on new systems, computers and games in a search for something challenging/


I wish that I had better control of my singing and speaking voice.

Check out my: Twitter|Voice Over Tumblr|

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#104 | Back to Top04-06-2008 08:51:36 PM

Nilamarthiel
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but now you've lost control of your bladder.

I wish I was healthy all around.

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#105 | Back to Top04-06-2008 08:57:25 PM

BioKraze
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, but you still die like the rest of us.

(It's all I've got. emot-frown )

I wish for some Peanut Blossoms. Mmmmm...I love those cookies...

Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.

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#106 | Back to Top04-06-2008 09:30:19 PM

Almaser
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From: Brisbane
Registered: 10-16-2006
Posts: 727

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted! They contain arsenic.

I wish my internet would get connected already

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#107 | Back to Top04-06-2008 11:27:06 PM

Persephone
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Almaser wrote:

Granted! They contain arsenic.

I wish my internet would get connected already

Wish granted, the FBI catch you with child porn on your computer.

I wish I had wings.

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#108 | Back to Top04-06-2008 11:30:21 PM

Rae
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Registered: 01-10-2007
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, but like a penguin, you can't fly.

I wish I had a better mobile phone.

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#109 | Back to Top04-06-2008 11:40:50 PM

Persephone
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Rae wrote:

Wish granted, but like a penguin, you can't fly.

I wish I had a better mobile phone.

Granted, you get caught in the middle of a drug run by satellites tracking your phone.

I wish I wasn't in debt.

It's just time to be
sammy to the rasoodock.
And close up the business
of heart-related matters.

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#110 | Back to Top04-07-2008 03:17:10 AM

Tamago
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Persephone wrote:

I wish I wasn't in debt.

Wish Granted! You are now bankrupt.

I wish I had a lot of money.

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#111 | Back to Top04-07-2008 05:07:01 AM

MissMocha
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From: Tallahassee, Fl
Registered: 10-19-2006
Posts: 4632

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted. It's all counterfeit and you're thrown into jail.

I wish I was home, asleep.

Last edited by MissMocha (04-07-2008 05:07:16 AM)

The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix

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#112 | Back to Top04-07-2008 07:07:03 AM

Epi_lepsia
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From: Madrid, Spain
Registered: 11-26-2006
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

All right, you're in coma!


I wish i could play the bass in my band and we were famous.

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#113 | Back to Top04-07-2008 11:03:59 AM

Ragnarok
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From: Canada
Registered: 10-20-2006
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, the band immediately breaks up over disputes involving money and women; it used to be about the music!

I wish I knew then what I know now.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r9/RagnarokIII/spyschool.jpg

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#114 | Back to Top04-07-2008 03:23:50 PM

Tamago
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Ragnarok wrote:

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Wish Granted! Thanks to this future knowledge, you were able to become rich and famous but then bad things happen and you wish again and your knowledge goes back further in time but things keep going wrong and your knowledge keeps going even further back in time until you decide to kill yourself in the womb.

I wish they still have Poptarts here in Oz.

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#115 | Back to Top04-07-2008 03:55:37 PM

Rae
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Registered: 01-10-2007
Posts: 390

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, but they're all dirt-flavoured.

I wish I bought those old Resident Evil/Biohazard games while I had the chance.

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#116 | Back to Top04-07-2008 07:02:28 PM

Emiemipoemi
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Registered: 12-10-2006
Posts: 649

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Rae wrote:

I wish I bought those old Resident Evil/Biohazard games while I had the chance.

Wish granted, but not a single one of them works.

I wish I could graduate from college faster so I can move to Chicago and start my internship at The Second City.

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#117 | Back to Top04-07-2008 08:36:24 PM

dollface
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From: North Carolina
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, but the Big Boss at your internship sexually harasses you until your spirit is completely broken.

I wish I had a new computer.

ah, man does not exist; ah, within the darkness; ah, the sound of the waves

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#118 | Back to Top04-07-2008 08:53:42 PM

Tamago
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

dollface wrote:

I wish I had a new computer.

Wish Granted! but this new computer has already been infected by the Storm Superworm.

I wish to be able to eat as much chocolate as I like without getting fat.

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#119 | Back to Top04-07-2008 08:57:50 PM

Ragnarok
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted, unfortunately you can't gain any weight and starve.

I wish I had a copy of the song Jukebox Hero. emot-redface

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r9/RagnarokIII/spyschool.jpg

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#120 | Back to Top04-07-2008 09:00:15 PM

Decrescent Daytripper
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Registered: 04-09-2007
Posts: 2791

Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Wish granted.  It's in a format you can't use, though.  And then it exploded.

I want to see Diary of the Dead.

Last edited by Decrescent Daytripper (04-07-2008 09:00:47 PM)

My Brain is the Wakaba and Shiori Funtime Hour. With limited commercial interruption.

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#121 | Back to Top04-07-2008 09:22:52 PM

Tamago
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Decrescent Daytripper wrote:

I want to see Diary of the Dead.

Wish Granted! You read it and find your name on top of the list and you take off the fake cover and its actually a Death Note which by this time, it is too late.

I wish for a fish!

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#122 | Back to Top04-08-2008 11:01:22 PM

Persephone
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From: Edge of the Light
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Tamago wrote:

Decrescent Daytripper wrote:

I want to see Diary of the Dead.

Wish Granted! You read it and find your name on top of the list and you take off the fake cover and its actually a Death Note which by this time, it is too late.

I wish for a fish!

Granted, you get a great white and it bites your head off.

I wish I knew whether this chick was interested in me or not.

It's just time to be
sammy to the rasoodock.
And close up the business
of heart-related matters.

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#123 | Back to Top04-09-2008 12:43:20 PM

magdela
Wakaba Wrangler
From: Misery....I mean missouri
Registered: 04-02-2008
Posts: 13
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Persephone wrote:

I wish I knew whether this chick was interested in me or not.

She totally is, but she's a Necrophiliac

I wish for wings

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#124 | Back to Top04-09-2008 01:15:30 PM

Nilamarthiel
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

Granted, but you fly too high into the sun and the wax melts and you plummet to your death.

I wish I wasn't sick. ;.;

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#125 | Back to Top04-09-2008 02:09:49 PM

Nanami's Rose Groom
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From: Czluchow, Northern Poland
Registered: 04-07-2007
Posts: 1717
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Re: Corrupt a Wish [Game]

You are not sick... You become a stinky zombie, and they are not prone to any illness.

I wish "Missing Link" wasn't so fucking depressing for me emot-frown

"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"

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