Akinator has friggin' shocked me on more than one occasion.  I tried Eleanor Rigby as a joke, and he got it first try.  Akinator knows his shit.

It's fun to play as a Homestuck troll.  There are lots of them and they're the same in most respects, so it's interesting to see what questions he uses to distinguish among them.  He has a pretty good success rate.

The best games are the times that he seems totally lost, and then gets it right first try.  It gets me pulling up the record of the questions and answers to see how he could possibly have figured it out.  The worst games are the times when he gets it wrong because I made a different call on some of the questions than most players did.  (Tutankhamun died around age eighteen, but he lived three thousand years ago -- is he more than thirty years old or not?) Addictive.

I attempted this thing. It couldn't guess Touga. I don't know if it's because he doesn't know it or because I'm all messed up from my pills and answered wrong

Regardless, it was pretty fun, although when I saw the thread title it seemed to me some combination of Akio and the Terminator. What would that even be? I mean, would he feel a compulsion to have sex with anything between him and Sarah Connor?