^ Utena gets the best damn foot rub of her life.



"Oh Jesus tits, the president's wife has been bitten by the trouser snake, one of nature's most venomous innuendous reptiles!"

"NEVER FEAR, MRS. ROBINSON! I, brave prince of the world, am here!"

"Oh no! The poison is causing her to swoon!"

"Good thing I have mastered the tourniquet/suction method!" *SPLEEERCH SCHKIIIIIITTT PTOOIE PTOOIE*

"Thank you, Mr. Chairman sir! You truly are a hero! Please babysit my children!"



"You call that nipple reduction surgery? Honey, HONEY, take a look at THESE!!"





"Mr. Chairman, you never mentioned you were the undefeated Twister champion."

"Well, Mr. President, the key is to slick yourself with a ton of vaseline. Here, try it out."

"Wow, you're right, now other people can't try to knock me down."

"Now, left foot red."

"Okay...whoa, this is awful slippery...oh...oh..." *SPLOORK* "OOOOOHHH SHIIIIIT!!"

"Left hand mattress." *evil smile*

Last edited by Katzenklavier (07-19-2012 01:26:24 PM)

Crystalwren, you make some very valid points, and the nature of Juri's attachment to Shiori definitely bears questioning. But just because someone might be terrible or have terrible aspects about them doesn't mean they are impossible to love. Also, it seems like Shiori did all of her manipulating after Juri fell for her, so maybe in their early days, Shiori was much closer to what Juri currently envisions her to be.




And oh my god, you guys are a riot.


Edit: MAYBE THEY WERE USING THIS?!

Last edited by Syora (07-19-2012 03:02:17 PM)

Syora wrote:

WTclusterbunchesofF

I AM BUYING THIS. I AM BUYING THIS AND IT'S COMING TO/ON ROSECON.

gorgeousshutin wrote:

I just realized that Movie Touga might not actually be a victim of rape: it could be that Mr. Kiryuu wanted to check the boy for body lice prior to letting him settle down in his spotless household; Touga, naughty urchin that he was, did not make it easy for his new dad, thus why the chasing into the cabbage field

Totally happened to me once.

Syora wrote:

Shiori basically screams "I'm weak, be my strength!"

Like a venus flytrap. There's a reason she is directly referred to as a parasite. Her insecurities drive her to dominate others. In her own way, she's a less subtle prototype of the Rose Bride. The witch who plays princess for power.

gorgeousshuttin wrote:

Touga, naughty urchin that he was, did not make it easy for his new dad, thus why the chasing into the cabbage field

but .

Uno mas? Uno mas. I promise.



It would not take take a close friend to discern his amusement, for there was nothing subtle about his smirk. Secretive and knowing, like the slight smile of a porn shop attendant. One languid leg draped over the other.

"I deeply appreciate your kind offer,  but I'm afraid I'm unworthy of your seminar, sempai, " the boy said.

The boy was sincere. Such a picture of innocence. But, regardless of such a pristine display, his thoughts turned to the long lean frame before him. How fun it would be to grip ever-so-tightly.

"I see.  An excellent intellect like yours would have been just the thing I was looking for." What could he do with such an opening? It was begging for attention. "Tell me if you ever change your mind. You won't regret it."

His gaze followed the boy's every retreating step. Slowly, tenderly, he lifted his GeneriCola to his cheek.

"Don't be upset, Bertha," came his rapturous whisper. "He will never know the depths of our passion. Now. Prepare for the secret of Nemuro Memorial Hall."

The unzipping echoed through the halls, through the coffins, past the minds and futile dreams of slumbering students, drifting to the fields where buffalo have yet to roam - where the wondrous sexual eggplant lies in wait beneath the fertilizer of consciousness.

El fin.

Last edited by Katzenklavier (07-20-2012 01:32:42 AM)

Sorry for the double post, but due to its sheer popularity, I've put up SKU: Non-Out-Of-Left-Field Remix onto Archive of Our Own, hope they like

http://archiveofourown.org/works/464738/

Edited to add:  Part 3 aka non lesbian Juri perspective UP!!!!!

Last edited by gorgeousshutin (07-22-2012 07:38:33 PM)

SKU: Non-Out-Of-Left-Field Remix Part 3 link:
http://forums.ohtori.nu/viewtopic.php?p … 29#p244229

I so want to continue SKU: Non-Out-Of-Left-Field Remix but I don't have the movie script!

Atropos wrote:

I guess that Akio and Tougas's bedroom scenes could be taken as entirely symbolic - the scenes they have in the planetarium clearly are.
Maybe all the sex in the series is symbolic? Like Utena's tryst with Akio represents her allowing him to replace the Prince in her heat? (Note that he doesn't bring up the encounter when he tries to shame Utena in the planetarium in the penultimate episode.) The only ones that don't work under that theory are Akio and Anthy's sessions.
Hmm. So not does SKU have a clear metaphor for sex in nearly every episode, but the sex itself is symbolic.
my head is full of fuck

“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”

(I was gonna say something else, but then an Oscar Wilde quote appeared and ate my other thoughts.)

gorgeousshutin wrote:

Why not simply have Akio drive the kids around campus as he shows them his maddening 'Ends of the World', if Akio's might is really just limited to Ohtori?

Maybe he's just showing off the fact that he doesn't need special powers to seduce and manipulate. I still feel that he has some degree of magic (or whatever you want to call what he does) outside of the school.

MikoGalatea wrote:
Back on topic: I've loved the reactions in this thread from early on, because I do get royally irritated by overly-heteronormative views of SKU.

As do I, but someone berated me for my posts upthread as being unfit forumite practice, thus making it impossible for me to continue reacting to what the original poster posted (at least not here on IRG). I was also berated for writing my Out of Left Field crack fic too, so its successive parts will not show up here in this forum either.

I guess there's a number of ways you could look at them; the often-impossible entrances that the car tends to make don't exactly help matters.

Via this degree of unlimited interpretation, one can similarly argue that the arrows showing up in Nemuro's past ep. to point at various objects are all really pointing at a magically invisible Anthy, who was there in secret to do all the magic tricks (like reversing time) that powerless Akio could not do on his own.  Oh, and she was really the lab coat wearing assistant who was pushing the coffin around terrorizing Mikage (like in Seinen Kakumei)

Reversely speaking, one could also argue that Utena really did die after the swords rushed her, and when Anthy walked out on Akio, she's walking out on the apathetic, materialistic, power-hungry world via suicide (like in Frav Eva's stunning fic Blackboard Messiah)

Last edited by gorgeousshutin (11-22-2012 08:25:23 AM)

gorgeousshutin wrote:

For me, I wonder what's the significance in having Akio deflower Utena in a hotel in the outside world (where many fans insist Akio has no influence on)  instead of right in the Planetarium (the seat of his power)?  And the sexy car scenes showing the "Ends of the World" . . . why do those take place on highways outside Ohtori?  Why not simply have Akio drive the kids around campus as he show them his maddening "Ends of the World", if Akio's might is really just limited to Ohtori?

I don't have any particular opinions on whether he has power on the outside world or not, but I took it as him bringing them into the ~grown up world~ to do "grown up stuff". Though the interpretation that he's using his projections to fuck with their minds in this case as well, also works.

gorgeousshutin wrote:

Or, could it be that the Unside Down Castle is really a spacecraft, and that alien Akio is piloting it around to cast projects wherever he wants it?

C'mon, the upside-down castle is obviously the Dark Tower.

Maybe the reason Akio doesn't enter the outside world is that the outside world literally does not exist anymore, or has at least been separated from Ohtori by magic. Whether this magic was done by Akio or Anthy is up for debate.