Does that mean that Namami has the capacity to become Umbridge-equse if she grows up? That makes sense, but it's terrifying.

Well, this does sound fun! Let's see what I get.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff (I've gotten this result before, so... Not a big surprise?)
Ilvermornay House: Thunderbird! (Not only I got one that's fun to say, apparently I'm a soulful adventurer in addition to being a kind and loyal person?)
Patronus: I got a Siberian Cat. I'm pretty sure I got a different result last time, though I figure with the quiz being word associations...
But basically I got a highly domesticated feline that is good at jumping. Also, it's not unusual, which prompted me to sing a snippet of the song.
Wand: Cedar, unicorn hair, 11 3/4 inches, unyielding. With strong character, loyalty, a desire to defend what I hold dear, faithfulness, consistent, and with the least blockage of magic? I know I shouldn't be surprised, but here we are.
Though the stubbornness sort of threw me off, I guess.

Yasha wrote:

How accurate do you think your results were? Your results make you sound like a pretty cool person if they're accurate. And I wanted a cat patronus, I'm a crazy cat lady cool

I'd say about 60-65 percent, even if it's just cherry picking from what traits I can gather from myself. It's sort of weird trying to phase something about yourself from a few words though. I'm pretty sure that in a few years, there would be a bit of a difference in what I get, even if I'm still a stubbornly kind person apparently.
And regarding patronuses, its sort of considered the odd quiz out of the bunch, since it doesn't really explain the results other than the string of words that are easy to speed through. I'd let you barrow mine if that's even possible in a magical sense!

I gotta pull my results up. I would say they overall represented me pretty well, although I was surprised my wand wasn't a totally rigid piece of fiberglass because I'm about as flexible as corpse in rigor. I did get Ravenclaw, but I feel like that must have been a close thing, and my scarf is Slytherin so eat it, stupid fucking hat.

Also, being in Ravenclaw is kind of the safe easy way to be super Slytherin because no one suspects you. Ravenclaws get to look at all the books, experiment, and on the whole draw less suspicion, should you be inclined for some reason to do suspicious things.

High five! You're in my houses! At least my flouncy fairy Slytherin self will have company.

I definitely got some bizarre answers then what I expected but well...

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw. Ok, what? I usually consider myself as a soft and emotional guy not the smarty ass pants who is responsible. I guess I am smarter and more then I thought, but I am still better for Hufflepuff.

Ilvermorny House: Pukwudgie. Fitting, seeing how I am a person who is true to his heart and wants to help whoever I can.

Wand: Alder wood, 14 1/2 long flexible phoenix wand. Weird I got Alder, since while I am considerate, I am not helpful and I am very obstinate. Autism doesn't help with that either. I got phoenix bitches, I am the rarest in the land, ohohohoho .But it means I got some hard work to do to tame that stuff . My flexible wand is very unique, and thats what Im all about, so yay.

Patronus: A mutherfucking Kingfisher. Not useful even one bit. Like, honey, can you even protect me from a fist? But it probably makes a great (Mystic)messenger, so that gr8.

Also Riri-Kins High five for getting the same Pheonix wing in our wand!

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Kind of annoying you have to sign up to take these quizzes, but oh well. I was still willing to do it!
Ravenclaw: I'm pretty surprised about this. I figured I'd get a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, because I don't consider myself very clever or witty. But I'm not too adventurous either, I suppose.
Er... was Ilvermorny one of the schools competing in the fourth book? Or is it new? ...Yeah, I haven't been up to date in the Harry Potter fandom for a while
Pukwudgie: Despite not knowing much about the Ilvermorny houses, I think I agree with this a lot. It says this house represents the heart, and I'm a very emotional person.
Mountain Hare: D'aww, a cute one. Though I wish I got a tougher Patronus like a bear to protect me.
Hornbeam wood with a unicorn hair core, 11 ¼" and rigid flexibility: Hornbeam selects its life mate based on having an obsession/passion, and being very idealistic (sounds like me). Unicorn hair is faithful and pure (sounds... kinda like me a little?). Rigid flexibility, which means adverse to change (yeah, sounds like me).
These were fun!

Slytherin. Thought I was going to be Ravenclaw, but I don't consider this inaccurate.
Ilvermorny house: Thunderbird repreents the soul and favors adventurers. Sounds legit, but hopefully it'll be fleshed out more eventually.
Patronus:Hyena. They're scavengers, not quite cats and not quite dogs. Smell terrible, fairly matriarchal, will eat humans. Sounds legit.
Wand: Black Walnut wood with a Unicorn hair core 11 ½" and Unyielding flexibility
Black walnut wands want a user that is self-aware and sincere with good instincts and powerful insight, and its performance is based on how honest the user is with themselves and other people. But with a good owner, it's amazing at charmwork.  A lot of us have unicorn cores, so I don't have to go over it again, but the loyalty factor is a good balance for the black walnut's issues. My wand length is dead-center in the range (9-14), and I'm apparently not terribly flexible, but I think it caught me in a bad headspace.

Hogwart's House - Ravenclaw. It couldn't have been anything else.
Ilvermorny House - Pukwudgie. Absolutely no clue.
Wand - Fir wood with a Unicorn hair core 11 ¾" and Unyielding flexibility. I think Yasha and I have the exact same wand save for its length. How a Juri fan got a longer rod than a Touga fan is a question that should be investigated further.
Patronus - Field Mouse. I can't even... According to the Patronus meaning Tumblr: If this is your patronus you have a loving heart. Compared to those around you it seems you glow with warmth. You have a sweet and quiet nature which makes you a good listener. This quietness, however, can lead others to try and push you around. If the field mouse is your patronus it is likely you are very aware of your surroundings and of others feelings. This is another characteristic which contributes to your fantastic listening skills. You’re perceptive and often see something is upsetting a person before they do themselves. It is extremely uncommon for you to upset someone. This patronus is most commonly found in Hufflepuff but is occasionally found in the other houses. Um...maybe? I don't feel like that represents me, but I suppose if it did, I also wouldn't realize or recognize it.