. . . sacrifice eight-thousand seconds of not having sex with Akio in order for Saionji to not stink anymore, but what he doesn't know is that . . .

...'Where does Akio find these disturbed people and why does he keep getting them to ride in me?' 

Wanting some action involving long objects that are pulled magically out of some girl's chest for a change, Akio sets up a cunning scheme to make Utena duel Saionji so he would stop using Anthy as a bondage mistress as it...

...buy him a My Little Pony doll.  Saionji squealed with delight & ran off to brush it's soft pink hair, but he was suddenly interrupted when Kanae...

...wanted to cheer Saionji up, so he reached for his pants and took out... An Akio My Little Pony that was given out by the exclusive Ends of the World subscription letter. Saionji, however...

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...latched onto Utena's leg & started gnawing furiously at it.  Touga looked on in utter confusion as he scratched his...

. . . class for she had completely let it slip her mind that it was the first day and she was uber late for math. After booking to the school she ran into . . .

. . . Dios fell from the sky and landed on Utena, causing her much pain for now, and a future full of horrible back pain and high hospital bills. Dios then . . .

...the only way she will fuse with him will be if they both wear one of her special Potara earrings that she was given a long time ago.  Dios was confused by why she wanted him to wear one of those things but he decided to humour the girl and put on the earring and at that moment, Dios and Utena slammed together and became a whole new character Diena.



Diena was the very embodiment of the Girl Prince as she strutted and posed in front of a mirror as she admired her new look as well as...

...decided now was a good time to sneak off and jump Shiori's bones. She quickly and quietly tied Ruka to a fencepost, and then quickly ran off into the bright, sunshiny day. Meanwhile, Saionji was dragged off to a closet by Touga, where they...

...Akio's arms. Akio then proceeded to whisper sweet nothings (more frequently known as bullshit) into Touga's ear. Anthy, understandably, was quite irritated with this turn of events. Mamiya, on the other hand, finally realized why some of his older sister's clothes had gone missing from time to time in the distant past.

Anthy then decided that she had a duty to wreak revenge upon Touga for running straight to her brother/lover's arms! So she...

...Miki tripped in the middle of her spell-casting right in front of Touga, so, sadly, Miki got sealed away. This was rather unfortunate for Miki, and it was also rather unfortunate for Anthy, since this enraged Kozue, who had never been a big Anthy fan to begin with. As Kozue beared down on Anthy...

....using many stabby, pointy objects not realising that after the 'Million Swords of Human Hatred', a few kitchen knifes just don't bother her as much as you would expect.  Kozue soon figured out that it was 'pointless' to continue, (excuse the pun) so she was forced to....

(hehe, you said manwhile! hehe!)

...Touga for what was sure to be yet another mind-blowing experience.

It was then that Kozue somehow realized she was able to summon the power of Miki, since he was locked up in the castle, much like Dios! The power of Miki gave her the power of shining things, which curiously included nuclear warheads. However, Kozue liked Ohtori Academy on a general whole, so she used a nuclear hand-grenade instead. She tossed it at Anthy and...