This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
. . . sacrifice eight-thousand seconds of not having sex with Akio in order for Saionji to not stink anymore, but what he doesn't know is that . . .
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... The person he must sacrifice these seconds to is Teh Hawt Sex Night Bandit (oooo) which is secretly Juri in disguise. Also, flintstone vitamims would've probably worked just as well. Finally all alone, The Akio Car thinks to herself....
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...'Where does Akio find these disturbed people and why does he keep getting them to ride in me?'
Wanting some action involving long objects that are pulled magically out of some girl's chest for a change, Akio sets up a cunning scheme to make Utena duel Saionji so he would stop using Anthy as a bondage mistress as it...
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...was giving Juri some interesting ideas, and Ruka was complaining about the fact that none of them involved him. For some reason, Akio took pity on the poor guy and decided to...
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...buy him a My Little Pony doll. Saionji squealed with delight & ran off to brush it's soft pink hair, but he was suddenly interrupted when Kanae...
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...took the pony for herself, for she felt it should be hers since she was the show's only true princess, and princesses always have ponies! Additionally, she felt Saionji already had a horse (Touga ), so he certainly didn't need a pony! However, Saionji uncharacteristically burst into tears anyway, and Touga...
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...wanted to cheer Saionji up, so he reached for his pants and took out... An Akio My Little Pony that was given out by the exclusive Ends of the World subscription letter. Saionji, however...
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. . . greatly cried again for his first pony had been taken and he vowed that he would destroy whoever took it, or who ever crossed his path first. Sadly that was Utena who passed him, and he . . .
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...latched onto Utena's leg & started gnawing furiously at it. Touga looked on in utter confusion as he scratched his...
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...nose, thinking worriedly to himself that it felt like some acne was coming in there on his beautiful nose. Utena kicked Saionji in the forehead, successfully detaching him, and then went to...
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. . . class for she had completely let it slip her mind that it was the first day and she was uber late for math. After booking to the school she ran into . . .
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...Dios' white horse, who, curiously enough, was never given even a name! But Utena felt the horse held some nostalgic quality, and immediately called it Gott. Just then...
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. . . Dios fell from the sky and landed on Utena, causing her much pain for now, and a future full of horrible back pain and high hospital bills. Dios then . . .
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...complained that his hair had been messed up by the fall and his product of choice was going up in price. Utena told him that...
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...the only way she will fuse with him will be if they both wear one of her special Potara earrings that she was given a long time ago. Dios was confused by why she wanted him to wear one of those things but he decided to humour the girl and put on the earring and at that moment, Dios and Utena slammed together and became a whole new character Diena.
Diena was the very embodiment of the Girl Prince as she strutted and posed in front of a mirror as she admired her new look as well as...
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... her lovely breasts. In fact, she was so enthralled by her new body that she dropped onto the floor & began to masturbate then and there in front of everyone. Moans & pants of pure ecstacy were all that could be heard due to the absolutely awkward silence from everyone else. In a moment of unusual Zombie-wierdery, Zombie Juri...
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...decided now was a good time to sneak off and jump Shiori's bones. She quickly and quietly tied Ruka to a fencepost, and then quickly ran off into the bright, sunshiny day. Meanwhile, Saionji was dragged off to a closet by Touga, where they...
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... ran into Mikage in a dress & makeup. Mikage stammered nervously, "i-it's what I choose... you have no reason to disrespect my lifestyle!" Saionji then sighed sympathetically & patted Mikage on the back, "I think you look gorgeous. Now if we could only do something about your hair... curls maybe?" Touga looked on in horror before he turned on his heels & fled to the safety of...
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...Akio's arms. Akio then proceeded to whisper sweet nothings (more frequently known as bullshit) into Touga's ear. Anthy, understandably, was quite irritated with this turn of events. Mamiya, on the other hand, finally realized why some of his older sister's clothes had gone missing from time to time in the distant past.
Anthy then decided that she had a duty to wreak revenge upon Touga for running straight to her brother/lover's arms! So she...
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. . . decided that it was once again time to seal someone's ass up in that damn castle! (For last time it was not to protect Dios, but it was the fact he kept taking her Barbie, so she sealed him away.) However her plans did not quite goes as she planed, for . . .
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...Miki tripped in the middle of her spell-casting right in front of Touga, so, sadly, Miki got sealed away. This was rather unfortunate for Miki, and it was also rather unfortunate for Anthy, since this enraged Kozue, who had never been a big Anthy fan to begin with. As Kozue beared down on Anthy...
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. . . her shell of apathy cracked and an evil unholy version of Anthy arose! In a shrill war cry "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I can’t take this shit anymore bitches!" she unleashed her unholy powers upon the unsuspecting characters! Causing major . . .
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....using many stabby, pointy objects not realising that after the 'Million Swords of Human Hatred', a few kitchen knifes just don't bother her as much as you would expect. Kozue soon figured out that it was 'pointless' to continue, (excuse the pun) so she was forced to....
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. . . retreat into the massive entrance hall of the school.
(Woops! It's not Manwhile) Meanwhile, Akio was preparing . . .
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(hehe, you said manwhile! hehe!)
...Touga for what was sure to be yet another mind-blowing experience.
It was then that Kozue somehow realized she was able to summon the power of Miki, since he was locked up in the castle, much like Dios! The power of Miki gave her the power of shining things, which curiously included nuclear warheads. However, Kozue liked Ohtori Academy on a general whole, so she used a nuclear hand-grenade instead. She tossed it at Anthy and...
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