I officially love you all

Okay here's my try at it.


"Touga, 50 bucks says I can nail Utena."


"Good luck with that. I been barking up that tree for years and she isn't putting out any time soon. It's a deal!"


Later Akio met up with the pink headed fool.
"Allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste."


"Oh really?"


"Oh shi- Run Utena! Run! Here big brother take Nanami!"


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


"Oh god! Oh god! This is not happening! This is not happening! All right, calm down. Breathe. Beach Anthy, you're on a beach. With sunny skies, Utena in a two piece. Mmm, Utena in a two piece. Oh yeah."


Later Akio went back to meet up with Touga.
"Touga, you owe me 50 bucks."


"Oh do I now?"
In an act of rage Touga killed the man who somehow managed to get Utena clothes off after he couldn't do it all this time and walked into the sunset because he's awesome like that.


Meanwhile Utena still didn't know what just happened.
"I feel so... violated."


"But you know, since I was in shock the first time around I didn't really get a chance to enjoy it. So maybe finding him and doing it one more time wouldn't be such a bad thing..."


"No... I'll stay and clean. This place is dirty... Dirty... Everything and one is just dirty..."


"I used to have so much respect for you."


"You're one to talk... You slept with him too!"


"Yeah but in my defense I was drunk through most of it. You was sober. That's unforgivable. Either way I think you should get yourself."


"I'm sorry what? I was too busy cooking and cleaning. You know, everything is dirty..."


"Miss Utena you don't understand. My brother slept with a lot of women, I mean a LOT of women. He created seven new STDs. You should REALLY get yourself checked!"


The end.

Alexandra wrote:

Omg Tori that was hilarious.  I died laughing at listless Movie!Anthy in her chair.

Yay! I made someone laugh

Wow, seven new STDs? That's a lot.

Time for me to take another shot at this.



Utena: Wakaba, I'm straight.

Wakaba: What?!?! You?!?! No way!!!!



Utena: Yes, it's crazy how straight I am.

Wakaba: I still don't believe it.



Utena: Just look at me getting it on with Touga.



Wakaba: Looks more like you're blowing him off. And staring at Anthy's chest. Why won't you look at my chest like that?



Utena: But I'm not interested in girl's chests.



Wakaba: You sure?

Utena: I was not looking at her chest!



Wakaba: Well what about kissing girls?



Utena: WE DID NOT KISS!



Wakaba: Deny being a lesbian all you want, but I have a picture of you kissing a girl right on the lips.

Utena: WHAT?!?! Give me that!!!!!



Utena: How did you get this?!?!?!



Wakaba: Now are you going to deny it any more?



Utena: Fine you win. I have an announcement to make to you,Wakaba, and everyone else.



Utena: Everyone, I'm gay.

Wakaba: Really?!?!?!

Tatsuya: Why does this excite you so much, Wakaba?

Anthy: No wonder she looks at my chest all the time.



Wakaba: Now look at my chest!

Ah Wakaba...

Utena looks at my chest

Saionji's a grandma now! That has got to be one of the funniest idea's I've ever heard.

Yeah, that is rather sad...poor Utena.

[I have joined the band wagon]

Here's the story of a lovely lady


Who was bringing up three very [questionably] lovely girls.




None [but one] of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The middle one in curls.


Here's the story, of a man named Akio Ohtori,



Who was busy with three boys of his own, (They were all adopted)



(They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.)


Till the one day when the lady met this fellow


And they knew it was much more than a hunch,


That this group would somehow form a family.
[


That's the way they all became...




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[If you ever thought I'd escape from hell, now you know.]
(And it's been 700 posts since I got here!  I'm happy to know I'm the only one who cares!)

Last edited by spoon-san (07-11-2009 02:22:38 AM)

spoon-san, I can't imagine what relationship they will have......

You know, Touga and Nanami makes me think of the Brady Bunch movie where Marcia and Greg move into the attic and start having naughty fantasies about each other.

Oooh, and if Wakaba is Alice, then that means Tatsuya gets to be Sam the Butcher.

Giovanna wrote:

Utena's the bulldyke maid, right?

(I suck at that show, ask me about the Addams Family. )

ANTHY=WEDNESDAY.

And Mrs. Ohtori and Akio as Morticia and Gomez?   

Do want.

Raven  Yes, Tatsuya is/was intended to be Sam.

Gio  Utena can be the bulldyke housekeeper if you want her to be:
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/v/series/e … 1.jpg.html

Riri-kins  Borderline insane might be a better word, but your rofl smilies are like a blueberry poptart to my taste buds.

Arigatou everyone for putting up with my demented mind. 

I'd say more on the Adams Family but I'm sort of a n00b when it comes to that.

Last edited by spoon-san (07-12-2009 07:08:44 PM)

Lol!  Poor A-Man.  Yes, unknown attachments are generally a bad, bad thing.

You should do one with Mikage being the one manufacturing and sending the Trojan through all of the computers in the Academy.  But I guess I could see this as a metaphor for Akio sending STDs through the school.  How Utena-ish!

edit: Oh, almost forgot to give you your consolation poptart:

Last edited by spoon-san (07-13-2009 11:39:44 AM)

The_A_Man, sorry to hear about that. But your joke is great~