*Next scene*

Akio: It's time to give the audience a reason to hate me, Anthy. Come here and let me molest you.

Anthy: Yes sir!

Akio: How many times do I have to remind you not to use your movie personality around me? Now come here.

Anthy: *sigh* Yes, Big Brother.

*Next Episode*

Kozue: Grrr! Miki's talking to another person, so that gives me a perfect right to be a slut.

Miki: Hi Mister Music teacher!

Music Teacher: Well hel-lo, you cute little piece of jailbait. How are you?

*Suggestive shoulder touching of Miki by the pedophilic teacher*

Kozue: Get away from me, random boy toy! *shoves away boy toy*

*Obsessive staring by Kozue of Miki, while she imagines touching his...shoulder exactly the same way as that teacher...*

*Juri appears out of shadows*

Juri: I'd like to say in a round-about and symbolic fashion that I know what you did. Mostly because I was watching.
Kozue: I'd like to say in a round-about and symbolic fashion that I was driven to do it. Because I'm just as obsessive as you, freak.
Juri *sourly*: I'll be watching.
Kozue: Kinky.

Miki: Oh Miss Himemiya, you're so cute! I'd give anything if you'd pl-pl-play the piano with me.

Anthy: Meh, you're no Dios or Utena, but I have nothing better to do.

*scene change*

Utena: Wow, so you're Kozue. You're more manly than Miki!

Kozue: I'm nothing like him. Now who's the man-stealer with the glasses?

Utena: Oh that's Anthy. I'll bet you two would get along great.

Kozue:  You really are the densest character in the show.

*scene change*

Nanami: If the egg's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born.   The chamber and cage of freedom cherish the chick without showing the vastness of the skies.  Break the world's cage!

Juri/Miki: For the sake of revolutionizing the world!

Nanami: I'm filling in for my brother. Got a problem?

Juri: Well you're better than the last vice president, and I don't really feel like taking over.

Miki: I'm too submissive to protest.

C-ko: If Miki would ignore his sister she just might quit being as obnoxious as a pushy train attendant!

Utena: Hey, that's my line.

*Anthy stares some more*

*Kozue glares some more*

Anthy: Well I'll just be going then. To visit my brother.

*Miki wakes up*

Miki: Oh Anthy-san! You are so cute and innocent and so much like a girl I once met in a sunlit garden...except not... Hey, does anybody feel like a milkshake?

Kozue *rapping*: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Anthy *corrects*: Sunlit garden.

Kozue: Whatever.

Kozue: *thinking* Damn, this is who my brother is projecting his buried incestuous memories of a younger innocent me onto, a hot domesticated Indian chick? How can I compete? I need to get a bindi and an apron. Or I could just tap that before he does. Maybe in a later episode.