This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
"I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
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"Saotome School of Anything Goes Final Attack!"
It really is harder than it sounds.
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"What you are about to see may shock you. You might even feel a tingling sensation running up your spine, which will slowly transfer into your left arm. This will have nothing to do with the program, though, but may be the early signs of a stroke, in which case you should seek immediate medical attention."
This is also followed up by:
"If you experience a slight prick in your finger, it may be the signs of a splinter, in which case you should seek tweezers."
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"Bunch of stupid people, telling me what I can and can't set on fire."
Actually, a lot of Oscar lines are working for me right now.
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"What is that? Some sort of sex beam?"
I you, Kouta Hirano....
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"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard."
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"For me, it's SAUSAGES."
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"We don't have time for mysteries, Sherlock Homo!"
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"Anybody wanna taste some time?"
(And Clarice, I just have to ask-- where is that Sherlock Holmes quote from? )
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dollface wrote:
"Anybody wanna taste some time?"
(And Clarice, I just have to ask-- where is that Sherlock Holmes quote from? )
Mwahahaha. The Venture Bros.. I think it's on Adult Swim? My brother made me watch an episode once last year and we were hooked. It's just so damned random.
"Of all the intolerable bugaboos!"
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"So, walking down the street, being gay. What do you think about that?"
Clarice: Ah, I love Venture Bros.! I really just catch it when I can, so I'm not surprised that I've missed many pieces of comdeic gold such as that.
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dollface wrote:
Clarice: Ah, I love Venture Bros.! I really just catch it when I can, so I'm not surprised that I've missed many pieces of comdeic gold such as that.
Yeah, I think I've only seen as much as I have because I bought my brother the first two seasons on DVD last year for Christmas and we spent the holidays laughing our merry little asses off. It's fantastic fun, particularly when one realises it's Stephen Colbert doing Professor Impossible.
"Porky's: the biscuit that tastes like a pig!"
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"We should be free to walk as the crow flies!"
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"Dumb like a moose, Dib! DUMB LIKE A MOOSE!"
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The dread pirate Roberts is here for your soul!
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"There's a lack of perfect breasts in this world. It'd be a shame to ruin yours."
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Iris wrote:
"There's a lack of perfect breasts in this world. It'd be a shame to ruin yours."
"I believe the phrase rhymes with 'clucking bell.'"
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"I saw a squirrel!"
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"What's Spanish for I know you speak English?"
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"Now I use the secret voodoo boot!"
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"Frosty! My little snowman. I feel a cold front coming in..."
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"I got monkeys in me!!"
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