This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#26 | Back to Top01-04-2008 02:47:44 AM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Sey wrote:
Ikuhara is under your bed.
Causing the death of a kitten. 
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#28 | Back to Top01-06-2008 05:40:13 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara is... on my pants... opps wrong thread... 
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#29 | Back to Top01-06-2008 05:42:56 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
He's outside of Chiho Saito's house singing, "On The Street Where You Live."
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#32 | Back to Top01-08-2008 05:20:42 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Tamago wrote:
Ikuhara is designing plans for Ohtoriland, a place like Disneyland but with way more phallic symbolism and the price of admission is your virginity.
The only regret is that you can pay to enter only one single time. 
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#33 | Back to Top01-08-2008 07:44:48 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Scortia wrote:
The only regret is that you can pay to enter only one single time.
Maybe it's a lifetime pass? 
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
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#34 | Back to Top01-08-2008 07:55:12 PM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
BioKraze wrote:
Scortia wrote:
The only regret is that you can pay to enter only one single time.
Maybe it's a lifetime pass?
Tes, the lifetime pass has been prepared for you.
And the rides kick ass, the Dodgem Akio cars are a sure fire win in of themselves.
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#36 | Back to Top01-10-2008 05:05:13 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Scortia wrote:
Tamago wrote:
Ikuhara is designing plans for Ohtoriland, a place like Disneyland but with way more phallic symbolism and the price of admission is your virginity.
The only regret is that you can pay to enter only one single time.
And that now some of us can never get in. 
Ikuhara's currently at a karaoke bar singing Rock Lobster.
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#37 | Back to Top01-11-2008 03:51:11 AM
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allegoriest wrote:
Ikuhara's currently at a karaoke bar singing Rock Lobster.
(Highlight for possibly offensive, just being safe here)
Are you sure that isn't Lock Robster?
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#38 | Back to Top01-11-2008 03:57:17 AM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Tamago wrote:
Ikuhara is designing plans for Ohtoriland, a place like Disneyland but with way more phallic symbolism and the price of admission is your virginity.
Ooooh, do we get to choose which SKU character takes it?
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#39 | Back to Top01-11-2008 05:47:31 AM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
alirias wrote:
Tamago wrote:
Ikuhara is designing plans for Ohtoriland, a place like Disneyland but with way more phallic symbolism and the price of admission is your virginity.
Ooooh, do we get to choose which SKU character takes it?
That idea adds a whole new meaning to choosing which 'ride' you wanna go on. 
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#40 | Back to Top01-11-2008 04:20:11 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara is in your closet reading your Playboys.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm ever gonna make it home again.
It's so far and out of sight.
I really need someone to talk to and nobody else
Knows how to comfort me tonight.
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#41 | Back to Top01-20-2008 07:55:44 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Raven Nightshade wrote:
Ikuhara is in your closet reading your Playboys.
He's also reading your collection of Utena smut doujinshi and shaking his head in disgust. You sicko. 
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#42 | Back to Top01-20-2008 09:39:15 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara has decided to hack into Microsoft just to fuck with me and my Zuuuune. D<<<
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#45 | Back to Top01-21-2008 02:25:37 PM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara is planning on how to confound his fans even more at his next convention by dressing up as movie Akio and talk to his fans while rubbing his body over the hood of a sports car.
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#46 | Back to Top02-09-2008 06:54:39 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara has gotten a temp job at Square Enix to design the boss enemies for the latest Final Fantasy. He tried to apply at Konami for Castlevania, but they said he was too weird.
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#47 | Back to Top02-09-2008 08:41:55 PM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
BioKraze wrote:
Ikuhara has gotten a temp job at Square Enix to design the boss enemies for the latest Final Fantasy. He tried to apply at Konami for Castlevania, but they said he was too weird.
Thank god. Ikuhara would be taking a long walk off a short pier if Alucard somehow ended up in vinyl pants.
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#48 | Back to Top02-09-2008 10:04:59 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
J-Syxx wrote:
Maarika wrote:
Wow thanks! He is doing something after all, and remastering Utena is definitely a big something! Also seems like there may be another project on the horizon due to that art of that girl on his site.
Yep, we've all gotta buy the series again. I won't mind, once I can afford it.
But my sources say that he's aboard the International Space Station fighting Daleks.
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#49 | Back to Top02-09-2008 11:03:15 PM
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Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Last I heard, he was eavesdropping at Hideaki Anno's window, and then a powerful wizard dragged him inside and told him that he had to go with Anno to bring some magic ring back to Mordor to destroy it.
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#50 | Back to Top02-09-2008 11:15:44 PM
Re: Ikuhara, where the hell is he?
Ikuhara is mining for ore in the asteroid belt, hoping to save up for a shiny red spaceship he'll name Rachel.
BioKraze wrote:
Ikuhara has gotten a temp job at Square Enix to design the boss enemies for the latest Final Fantasy. He tried to apply at Konami for Castlevania, but they said he was too weird.
But they hired Kojima!
Giovanna wrote:
Thank god. Ikuhara would be taking a long walk off a short pier if Alucard somehow ended up in vinyl pants.
Dracula would get the vinyl pants; Alucard would show up periodically until near the end where it's revealed he never actually existed.
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