OnlyInThisLight wrote:

Kozue and Saionji would eat each other alive.    C'mon, we all know Saionji's got a major virgin-whore complex, Miki wouldn't approve, and if anyone could handle Saionji in the "think about raising your hand to me and I'll push your ass down a long flight of stairs" department it's Kozue.   I can just see them using, abusing and heartlessly sexually satisfying each other.

Yeah, he'd be disgusted with himself for being dominated in bed and loving it, but I don't think Saionji would ever threaten her because she'd be unimportant and harmless to him. 

  I know what you're thinking: Kozue? Harmless? This is the girl who calls herself a wild animal. Still, she's not stealing anything precious to him like Utena is, and she's just another slut on campus to him. He can find a Kozue anywhere, but an Anthy is a treasure.

   That said, here's a nice, sexy, and in-character oneshot about them if you're interested.

Tamago wrote:

Akio Car X Utena Car (Highway Shipping)

Mwahaha! Y'know, that would actually make a cute crackfic. I like the way you think.

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Melancholic_Soul wrote:

Saionji stripped of his manhood....erm...masculinity.... leads to a self loathing Saio....which leads to self abuse which will take the form of intense (and kinkyly painful) masturbation. Ah...perfection

I knew I am not alone...

Leave him alone he (Saionji) is just excentric sometimes, but not gay!

haelsyx wrote:

/ Nanami thxkbye

Yeah, hello mental image of Saionji giving Nanami a facial while crying.  How are things going?


AND RIRI YOU ARE SUCH AN ENABLER AND I LOVE EET.

Yasha wrote:

Melancholic_Soul wrote:

Saionji stripped of his manhood....erm...masculinity.... leads to a self loathing Saio....which leads to self abuse which will take the form of intense (and kinkyly painful) masturbation. Ah...perfection

O__O I LOVE this icon....

I'm going to use it in amazingly inappropriate topics...

haelsyx wrote:

Clarice wrote:

haelsyx wrote:

Look, they're both Touga-mind screwed and they put up a mean bitch front to hide the fact that they obviously have some issues in the bedroom. Plus, Saionji could marry her for the money AND be in the Kiryuu family finally while Nanami would get the closest she could to her big brother without the whoring.

I decided I was going to write this at RoseCon.

...WHY HAVE I NOT WRITTEN THIS YET I DON'T KNOW WHAT EVEN.

D: Why doesn't it already exist???? FF.net seems bare of SO MANY of these deserving pairings.


I cannot stop laughing at the mental image this gives me.

ff.net seems to be devoid of many of things... It seemed to lose something after that huge overhaul a couple of years ago.

I like Nanaionji, I wonder if they'd have a secret love diary?

Tamago wrote:

How about Nanami X Anthy X Saionji? (Bitchslap Shipping)

I don't think this one has been posted yet. How about anime!UtenaXanime!AnthyXmovie!UtenaXmovie!Anthy. Since we can ship Akio and movie!Akio, a how lesbian parallel universe? foursome should work. Bonus points if anime!Utena tries to insist that she's straight but still gets smexed by the other three.

CausalityStar wrote:

I don't think this one has been posted yet. How about anime!UtenaXanime!AnthyXmovie!UtenaXmovie!Anthy. Since we can ship Akio and movie!Akio, a how lesbian parallel universe? foursome should work. Bonus points if anime!Utena tries to insist that she's straight but still gets smexed by the other three.

o_0
yes.
lol I think all that hair would get in the way of the sex though.

Celaenoe wrote:

CausalityStar wrote:

I don't think this one has been posted yet. How about anime!UtenaXanime!AnthyXmovie!UtenaXmovie!Anthy. Since we can ship Akio and movie!Akio, a how lesbian parallel universe? foursome should work. Bonus points if anime!Utena tries to insist that she's straight but still gets smexed by the other three.

o_0
yes.
lol I think all that hair would get in the way of the sex though.

Would it?

Perhaps a new type of shipping would be born, one dependent entirely on the interpersonal relationships of hair.

I would love to see a cat fight between Movie!Anthy and Nanami... I think that might prove entertaining.

Got some weird & some normal pairings for ya.

Touga x Utena - Touga has often tried to present himself as Utena's protector, and genuinely cares for her by the end of the series. There is also definite chemistry between them, even if Utena acts uninterested, and in the movie they are actually portrayed as a former couple. So.

Saionji x Anthy - Saionji is a twisted jerk much of the time, but he could get better given the right circumstances. [Writing a fic about the time after Ohtori right now. Saionji DOES get better, but it takes a lot of work.]

Miki x Shiori - Since I already pair Anthy with Kyouichi, and because Miki seems to have such a soft spot for 'sweet' girls who turn out to be...well, bitches (at least some of the time - I am a big fan of Anthy, so I'm not badmouthing her, but she did some pretty nasty stuff)... Also, Shiori needs to get away from Ruka. And this could happen pretty easily after the finish of the series, because Juri and Miki are already friends and Juri is once again friends with Shiori. So!

Juri x Ruka - Do I even need to explain? Granted, Ruka caused Juri a lot of grief during his short time at Ohtori, but he was doing it to save her from the chains that still tied her to Shiori. It was for her own good! (And he eventually succeeded. The only problem now is that he's.......................you know.......*SPOILERRRR!!** dead.)

Nanami x Mitsuru(Tsuwabuki) - When Mitsuru gets more mature, I won't have to imagine it. It WILL happen and you know it. [That other girl can go boil her head. I don't care about her.]

Akio gets to be alone because he's an evil bastard. I agree that he's extremely hot & smexy, but he's still an evil bastard. Don't try to argue.
And no, I do not think he loved Utena. He certainly desired her - or at least enjoyed her company, but she was only a tool to him, really. Pretty tools are still just tools.

Kozue x Mamiya - This is probably my absolute WEIRDEST one, but you know, they can be compared to each other more easily than you'd think. They're sorta...perpendicular in personality. Hah, alliteration is fun. And their haircuts look alike, so yeah.

Mikage x Tokiko - After everything that poor guy went through, I think he deserves to be happy with Tokiko even though I don't like her. Screw Mamiya, he's too young for Mikage anyway.

Last edited by Gainel (12-21-2010 06:42:34 PM)

Mitsuru x Shiori