If you're a person with immaculate scruples, and you don't ever watch a mobster movie and wish you belonged - Stop Reading Now!!! If you're a moral degenerate, with a lazy bone, come with me into a world of wonders beyond your wildest imagination!

Ok guys, I'm about to buy this program....
http://www.myexcusedabsence.com/

Templates of DOCTOR'S EXCUSES! I just had to purchase this right after I accidentally skipped a class (no biggie) and found out it was a test day, and the professor's being a jerk and forcing me to obtain a bonified excuse. So I had to call around, and find some shady medical clinic and flirt with the guy on the phone to write one out. NOW, I have to get up, and get "dressed up" to go out, at the crack of dawn so that I can get over to the said clinic and pick up the excuse to turn into my professor for a noon class where I will then take the test. This,  of course, cuts down on my current plan of the "right before test" study time. Frankly, I'm irritated that I have to go through all the trouble.

(hehehe - someone say You Made Your Bed, Frosty)

Anyway, so I'm buying this. I definitely have friends who will use their numbers as willing "pretend doctors". And I'm sure some of you guys do too. So I thought, why keep the benefits all to myself? When this program arrives in a few weeks - I'm open for business! By business I mean, hooking up the IRG members without reimbursement of any kind, you guys are my friends! Just think of a city, kinda farthest away from the place you are turning in the excuse (to cut down on schools, colleges, bosses knowing the doctors in the area), but a realistic drivable distance, and a friend's phone number (or they might supply fake ones in the program, that get send to a medical answering service that would be the BOMB). And we can get out of classes, work, and whatever else. Woohoo kids!

I also have a FAX MACHINE attached to my phone, for those "quickie emergencies" so, everybody get to planning those little vacations!