made Nanami attractive

the very toothy

Here it is in all of its quirky glory; Chapter Ten

The bells were clanging loudly as Saionji unzipped Touga's pants so he could smell the daisies alongside the bulging white fudge balls of destruction.

Meanwhile, Tsuwabuki's Hypnotoad cooked with Cheftokaichou with his hands tied behind with yellow honey ejaculated from Saionji's erect flowerpot of roses. 

Later that day, Utena came crashing through Touga's wall of throbbing Ruka interlaced with weeping Shiori clinging to Anthy's torn clothes as pregnant penguins aborted the pain, smoked crack and used whipped cream on Touga's nipples and on Akio's finely sculpted doom ice phallus, like every Tuesday.

Miki examined Kozue's opening flower with a pair of hedge clippers and gently inserted a package of delicious treats into her left petal of epic doom.

In the midst of sixty billion World of Warcraft rabid fans, Anthy stripped and exploded into a hairy alien creature. 

She was amazing!

Her uniform was made of vibrators bought from Pennywise and designed by some old guy.

Her hair was impregnated with sperm whales by Donnie Darko and his marine biologist.

Meanwhile, the cabbage patch from Dr Gingerbread's toaster sizzled as the mods deigned being wholly unanimous in regard with Wakaba's glass exploding chains, as it ensnares the next chick.

If the chick was a guy, then that guy would woo Stiffler's Mum into a vat of Utena's cheaply mixed perfume.

From Anthy. Miki caught Nanami sniffing aerosol with the Mythbusters and flying pigs asking her why she learned to abuse metal hornets while shoving Akio's phallic cacti into Saionji's bleeding anus.

"Where the hell is your turgid tadpole spawning bellybutton going?" asked somebody important who didn't have a proper regulation of his enturbulative trachea and pharynx, while stroking his expansive phalanx.

Miki sorted his towels according to color, flavour and absorbancy while sniffing deeply due to his cocaine addiction which was getting embarrassing.  Under his bed, Kozue was undressing Akio's GI-normous red convertible, dressed as a sailor scout in lingerie as white as newly-bedded Utena.

Heroes of Might and Sugarless Glory raided the Underdark section of Keiko's innermost intimate places, in search ofAnthy's long lost dauphin's dildo. 

While shaving ice, the phone rings and rings and nobody answers. 

"It was Touga who stole my object of desire, all scarlet and wet and dripping with honeydew and blood of the Crimson Hypnotoad of Love."  She wrote as a remixed version of 'Das Engelandlied' played after she ate several highly flammable poptarts sold by Tokiko in a jar.

Everyone agreed that Shiori was not so evil as Mamiya was because she gargles mayonnaise with Jables and mixes it with Jagerbombs instead. 

Meanwhile, Kozue picked her nose because her leg tastes like cockpussy sold on corners around the world.

Nanami and Mitsuru spent the night alone together watching porn in between Kanae's thighs.

During one particularly normal Rose Con dinner, Akio suddenly demanded porn-flakes for brunch, forgetting CDs' tendency for overt homosexuality and lewd displays.

Upon the heath, a string of black pearls and Akio voodoo dolls were draped suggestively into Miki's secret apple pie-holder.

Chu-Chu puked over into Saionji's shoes with a cow flavoured cheese stick dripping with sweet barbecue sauce.

Nemuro fapped manically to his incinerator, while Mamiya inhaled the scent of burning human flesh.

The bell tolls thirteen times, giving Akio warning that the duel named 'mot Français approprié' was cancelled due to stormy weather.

Snow was invisible under the blood of 100 Duelists freezing in Mikage's bathtub full of angry cicadas.  It chirped loudly as cocaine dripped from the Akio Car's catalytic converter.

"Utena lapped it up, the cokey bitch!"

But Nanami caught Utena's ass in a blender filled with guacamole.

Madame Lamer screamed her glasses off, causing Akio's libido to swell to watermelonic proportions.

He rushed to control his exploding 'pelvic-porpoise' by performing suspicious surgery. Bald Doctor Faust had a giggle while staring at Touga's deformed bellybutton in abject horror.

A burning poptart ignited Nanami's precious ecologic diary which she had hidden her dirty octopus drawer in, throughout the long night of "The Boobies Ball".

The window breaks into one hundred slivers as Anthy tests her voice on an episode of "Pokemon Special".

That evening, Anthy threw up in Wakaba's handbag which eats children for communion.

Miki was singing in the bathtub to Kozue that he shaved his nostrils just for a week of delightfully minty vacation.

She was impregnated with Chuchu's evil brother/sister, their name was Smegma and they were dancing with devils under the bright burning and very exciting DNA hot tub.

Vampire Nazis wanted to crossdress the cast of Heroes, their hidden guilty pleasures which they imposed on Akio and Anthy, the most fashionable people at Ohtori.

Everything was carefully inserted into Mikage's anus as demons jumped the shark and harpooned massive, MASSIVE incredibly massive explosion, giving birth to a giant number of Cthulhus.

Shiori and Kozue were piping hot; Kozue's turkey, however, tasted foul while Shiori's frog croaked endlessly. 

The Mind Eraser Ray erased Saionji's external lesbian senses, thereby making him less lesbian than NRG without his lesbian chew toy.

Mikage started the nasty rumor that Psycho Inseminator Jesus was coming SOON to visit the eager teachers.  Suddenly came the dread archfiend, Stupid Jetpack Hitler aka Anthy's hero as he ejaculated the finest silk known to dermatologists all over Yasha's bathroom mirror because it resembled Buddha sitting in a lotus garden of fornication. 

Soon after, the Papaya Brigade led my Mamiya into a tight situation involving batteries and nuclear reactors as Robo-Akio activated and raped Akio Car's gearshift so badly that M&Ms oozed out in a tasty burning flan. Then, Jetpack Hitler opened his shirt and blinded Juri with deliciously designed nipples so sculpted that Juri got wet behind her ears.

Everybody wanted Juri to show her erotic fridge magnets so they can steal them.

Mamiya started the disappearing act that devastated Nemuro's big appearing act.  Suddenly the freezer opened showing a dead cold heart of stick and stones that belonged to none other than Frosty's evil twin aka Akio's clone.

Yasha and Batman, namely, Satyr's cousin hopped in a vat of custard made from fried green tomatoes that tasted like delicious cow chips.  This custard was surprisingly disgusting because of Nanami's egg whose father was a yellow leghorn which Seitokaicho is making croquettes from Madam Cheezy's Cheese.  Furthermore this custard turned out to make treasures by inserting large Nanami's Rose Grooms into convenient toilet bowls.

Sharnii asked Stephanie, "What are you thinking you beautiful lady?"

And Stephanie replied, "How amazingly hot NRG is, when did you get lacy pink panties?"

"From the Internets." he replied. 

Pregnant teenagers are Juri's 100 Duelists who chew big wads of cow cud mixed with mystery, and smelling like Dolce and Gabbana.

The lack of Epi_lepsia/Tamago Yaoi is quite acceptable for today's audiences as children were not made of grapes.

Tomorrow's world is made of fish and is smelly, oily and fishy.

Saionji dated Nanami, NRG stabbed Saionji and Akio fucked everyone else, while Gio wanked off to polka music.

Cannons blasted Miki, who used Touga as extra ammunition for his orgasmo laser-beam gender-swap under the radar.

Yuuko took out The Poptartverse Multiorgasmigenerator and adjusted the Strawberry Flame dial to OVER 9000!

Over 100yrs ago, a purple tiger ate some cheetos and decided to promote the ohtori.nu site as his most favourite website because it had over 9000 of Sharnii's babies.

A millenium later, some argue that Ikuhara was too yummy to be thrown out, so they put him in the freezer until Hell froze over.  Then, after contemplating Hell's new decor which consisted of many colored roses and bottles of Bailey's shoe cream, Ikuhara wrote a ballad for Time and Sausages. 

Utena took off her underwear in front of Shiori as Miki sang arpeggio scales that sounded like cats yowling.

Bruce Wayne called sounding very drunk that Akio's drugs were ready to go Broadway.  This development will allow Mamiya to 'powder his nose' and 'stroke his ego', leaving Akio dead to the hot and heavy.

Defying all odds, Utena decided to smash her shell by using a chisel and her incredibly callused foot.

LN and BioKraze mamboed through Wakaba's sock drawer after Chu-Chu fell through the spiral vortex of of disenchantment. 

Glass cows observed the Winter Solstice because they believed in falling rose bras, one size fits all, Tamago's lacy bras,  Stephanie's vibrating bras and Yasha's aphrodisiac panties. 

Anthy removed Utena's princely garb for some badly needed deep diving and cherry cola was used as delicious food source after they had run out of glazed ham and virgin girl scouts.

The disturbingly phallic of unimaginable existence which calls forth the Spice Girls from retirement was Master of Persuasion™.

Touga and Saionji settled their differences with a game similar to Makio's "special sibling time", but with bigger "specials" going into PBS syndication.

"Holy Shit" screamed the mother of all underpants gnomes, "I'm going to see the Santa naked this time."

It is small is the most marshy way.

Flying monkeys flew out of the LARPer's tiny penis and nibble on Akio's extremely sensitive nipples.

If all the Haruhi fans would all masturbate simutaniously, what a wonderful sticky white rain it would make.

Fruitcake thieves will attempt to brainwash my teddy bear by ingesting vast quanities of lasagna and soft gooey breast milk, topped with Irish cream. 

At the Cocktower, satyr betrayed Gio by commiting Akiocide (Death by Sex) apon an unconscious Kanae. 

Love means never having to say ktnxbai to a drunken duellist when they are screaming their lungs out orgasming like cats and dogs.

Seito and Tamago were poking Chu-chu then both kissed by fate to kill little girls.[?]

Lady Nilamarthiel's Icons inspired the world to lower their inner focus, so the space vampires would be allowed to rape evil in the name of Cowthulu, the evil alter-ego of the infamous Tamago.

Cowthulu tentaclly grabbed Stephanie's cute purse from between her clenched shoulderblades, which she had been using as a novelty cat toy.

Aiko displayed her new metallic bra to the world on the BBC, generating fifteen minutes of awed silence.

"Fabio, oh Fabio, what'd you do or, rather who?" pondered Miki as he crunched the crunchies of d00m with a passionate spoon which Kozue pulled from Miki's pocket full of flies. 

During class, Shiori and Juri peeled off their skin, revealing bloody wire and ashes, which symbolized the ROBOT REVOLUTION!!

As a result of the uprising, the cockpussy, dripping due to leakage, leapt upon the velociraptors that Anthy kept under her at all times.

Then, delicious Allegoriest was served with a nice Chatenay and Guacamole salad.

The Akiocar crashed through Nanami's bedroom and destroyed her moment of ecstasy with NRG, at NRG's great expense.  The cost of petrol was rising, so Mikage switched to cheap beer and fish oil, so smooth skin will shrivel up like a raisin.

Akio made delicious roofies for Kanae, who used them on his sister Miki before removing his smelly socks and tying Miki to the front so he can molest her mercilessly.

Saionji boiled his shoes, following advice from the best proctologist in the entire freaking universe!

Tragically, the surfing was cancelled due to a fuckton stuck up Juri's vacuum cleaner hose otherwise known as Touga Kiryuu.

Around the riverbend, Anthy's colon bubbled to alert her that Kerropon was ready to burst into uproarious laughter in order to share the wealth with Obama's nymphomaniac Thai maids.  Who have penises.

Three elephants entered waving their loooooong penises mockingly, upsetting Akio, which amused Anthy.

Not a creature was mixing chemicals; not even a mouse, for they were busy getting high with rose wine and Akio's ganga.

Shiori married Juri in Juri's wet-dream after many helpings of Bon-Bons washed down with refreshing unicorn blood.

Anthy, high on life, took Shiori's pure concentrated bullshit mixing it with canetoads and invented Touga, resulting in tons of lulz.

Mondays are the Rose Bride's day to kick some puppies with her evil cackling laughter kept in a itty-bitty cage,

Inside Touga's gramaphone, sleeps an insane My Little Pony bend on mindless intensive fornicating and finger painting.  Thus leading to screams of young children as they drown Touga's many kittens Nanami style. 

Satan appeared before a confused Utena, and demanded her share of Anthy's delicious curry recipes.

In the Library, with the Rope wrapped around around Akio's neck, Kanae tightened her fetching corset which accentchuated her slamming chest puppies and their sparkling diamond encrusted pasties as much as possible.

Removing his shoes was Tsuwabuki's way to uncover hideous aspects of Juri's psyche, by using the stench to fuel her rage over her insecurity about phallic objects.

The first thing Keiko did was kill Nanami, which annoyed Juri because Anthy's special jam made Nanami attractive to Shiori and the very toothy Akio Car.

(LE END!)

Note: I will take up Razara's idea for Chapter Eleven for a conditional one-word version to increase the randomness.

Miki seems to be a main character here. How many times is he mentioned? Eleven, I think?

I'm surprised how much it did make sense. Perhaps watching the SKU movie has lifted my ability to understand random wtf things to a whole new level (or at least my ability to think I understand...)

As for the star of the fic - I think it was "phallic objects". They are mentioned um too many times and in too many ways to count.

My fave part in this crackfest:

In the midst of sixty billion World of Warcraft rabid fans, Anthy stripped and exploded into a hairy alien creature.
She was amazing!

I can see it now...