In the Rose Garden / [semi-RP] The Burnt Poptart Seminar

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Light pink posters with pictures of burnt poptarts are posted all around campus, reading:

"THE BURNT POPTART SEMINAR:

Seeking those with individualistic personalities, and perhaps a fondness for burning things, blackened poptarts, and a dislike for brides of secret duels. The path you must take has been prepared for you.

Please make an appointment to speak with the counselor at the Sylphiechu Memorial Hall."

In the Sylphiechu Hall, it is clean and dimly lit, with a collection of photographs on one wall. In the long, seemingly endless hallway, it is lined with toasters. Many of them are filled with poptarts toasting to a charcoal black, and every now and then a ding can be heard when one pops up with a pure black poptart, with steam rising from it. There is a front desk, where a secretary that almost no one ever sees registers people for appointments with the counselor of the Burnt Poptart seminar.

In her office, there is a fluffy light purple cat, wearing a Mamiya-esque outfit. SleepDebtFairy types away at a neon pink computer.

There is a legend that 101 lesbians died in a fire where Sylphiechu Memorial Hall now stands, and are buried underneath it.

(That is what the old building looked like. Thank you for the idea, Yasha. emot-keke etc-love And it's Sylphiechu Memorial Hall because that's my other online alias.)

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SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

And here is a picture of beloved Mazara, or Mister Fluffyuffums. You love your name, yes you do!

(Probably not.)

Yasha · Back to Top

I don't think I'll take a seminar, but this is made of pure awesome. emot-dance

Razara · Back to Top

Actually, SleepDept-senpai, I think that Mister Fluffyuffums is a very nice name, though I hope you won't mind if I stick with Mazara. :3 (<-- Kitty-ish emote.)

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Yasha wrote:
I don't think I'll take a seminar, but this is made of pure awesome.

Thank you. emot-tongue And again for your brilliant idea. etc-love

Razara wrote:
Actually, SleepDept-senpai, I think that Mister Fluffyuffums is a very nice name, though I hope you won't mind if I stick with Mazara. :3 (<-- Kitty-ish emote.)

Very well, Mister Fluffyuffums. emot-keke (< -- Mikage oblivious of Mamiya-ness.)

Razara · Back to Top

If I type in this text, then I am Mister Fluffyuffums. :3 *Poofs*

And if I type in this text, then I'm the Pop-tart Bride. *Poofs*

And now I'm just plain Razara! Neat, huh?

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Good plan. emot-keke *feeds charred poptart bits to Mister Fluffyuffums* And now we must wait.

ShatteredMirror · Back to Top

Hello? It looked like being Poptart Ruka kind of fell through... since I lost track of the duels and whatnot... so, uh, I'm an individual!

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

ShatteredMirror wrote:
Hello? It looked like being Poptart Ruka kind of fell through... since I lost track of the duels and whatnot... so, uh, I'm an individual!

Step right in the elevator. emot-keke And, uh, now you get to rant about your deepest darkest secrets or something.

Razara · Back to Top

But SleepDept-senpai, do we have any duelists left...? emot-frown

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Razara wrote:
But SleepDept-senpai, do we have any duelists left...?

Uh, well, we haven't gotten any yet. emot-frown

KissingT.Kiryuu · Back to Top

*runs in* YOU WILL FAIL IN YOUR EVIL TASK! *leaves flaming poptart poptart . and runs away*

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Hey, I thought you were the one that wanted me to do this, Oh ends of the poptart. emot-dance

*..takes the flaming poptart and puts out the flame, before chewing on the deliciously charred pastry* etc-love

KissingT.Kiryuu · Back to Top

oh i do....the path you must choose has been prepared for you...NOW, run down that path!!!

ShatteredMirror · Back to Top

*steps into the elevator*

I appear to be all happy and well-adjusted... but I'm really a BROODY WHINY LITTLE BASTARD! At least, for the sake of this story arc I'm broody and whiny. Oh, and I have some weird love/hate thing going on with, uh, let's say Frosty, and that makes me even worse. Feel sorry for me! Or hate me, that works too.

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Deeper. Go deeper.

*pops open a root beer and takes a sip nonchalantly* *insert ad placement here*

Razara · Back to Top

Shattered, I would like to apologize for laughing at your pain.

ShatteredMirror · Back to Top

(well, I am making it amusing and pulling the love/hate thing with Frosty out of my ass. I wouldn't bring real pain into a game, that would make it much less fun.)

It's my picture that was in her wallet! It was me all along! Why didn't she just tell me? Didn't she trust me? I could have taken the news... but no, she had to lie to me!

Edited because apparently I can't type tonight.

Last edited by ShatteredMirror (04-27-2007 11:48:37 PM)

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

(I am giggling too. Good show, Shattered. emot-keke etc-love )

The elevator, which is styled remarkably like a dark poptart, sinks lower and lower into the toaster, until it finally stops.

I see. Your only choice is to revolutionize the world. Er, toast the world. And the poptart bride. The path you must take has been prepared for you. *says this dispassionately*

Mister Fluffyuffums? emot-keke

*goes to pick a black poptart ring that belongs to one of the dead lesbians*

(I think at this point Shattered will be stabbed with a charred poptart. Or tripped by Mazara. Either way. )

Razara · Back to Top

(*Takes a moment before she can stop laughing*)

Anyway... You have been chosen, Shattered, by my Burnt Pop-tart. This Pop-tart is your new heart... Your new life...

I give the Pop-tart that burns at the End of the World... TO YOU! *Stabs shattered*

ShatteredMirror · Back to Top

(hehe, glad to have your approval!)

*screams and passes out*

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

Oops..

*puts the black poptart ring on passed out Shattered* There. emot-keke

(Very awesome, Razara. XD )

Last edited by SleepDebtFairy (04-28-2007 12:56:53 AM)

ShatteredMirror · Back to Top

*wakes up, no longer the original Shattered but rather the vicious Burnt Poptart Duellist zombie*

SleepDebtFairy · Back to Top

I like this job.

Now, go forth and duel to revolutionize the world.. and toast the poptart bride. poptart etc-love

Razara · Back to Top

It's about time we show that stupid Pop-tart Bride who's boss. school-devil

But what will the rules of the duel be? After all, this isn't a duel set up by KTK-sa-- I mean, Ends of the Pop-tart, so it's your call, isn't it, SleepDept-senpai?

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