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Yasha wrote:

...aaaaaaaaaaalso, just an idea I was tossing around, what would you all think if we published a book of these for forum members only once we have a few more chapters?

Only if you have some pictures to go along with some of the scenes.

NOW ON TO THE STORY...

One Word Story: Chapter SIX is choc-full of SEX!!

Wakaba was riding a naked Saionji like a pony when the hordes threw M&Ms up her nose, causing a massive orgasm to occur.  Meanwhile, Gio was buying candles for chaining Akio to the hood of the Popemobile because a parade was for celebrating gay sex.

Meanwhile, Ruka snuck up on the Popemobile hoping to find lesbians armed with torpedoes and Cheetos, so Utena will love him.  But Little Bunny was sucking Ruka's left nostril openly with a straw he took from an Altar Boy named Ben Dover.

"You betrayed me!" Stormcrow screams, when Asfalolh and Tamago surgically removed his glass slipper from Gio's Saionji shrine, under a banana phone hanging on the edge of a massage table that Hitler built. 

Nanami was calling her beloved and adored pet kitten Razara to come and sniff her freshly baked cookies so she could throw her into the dishwasher. 

Pantless and alone, Miki staggered into the arms of Greased-Up-Deaf Anthy's inflatable octopus dildo.  Soon there was a mess of ink and buttered potatoes all over Wakaba's gelatinous boobs of extreme lust. 

Fangoriously, without warning, strawberries rained in Spanish restaurants causing floods between Pikachu's legs resulting in massive inquisitorial inquiries by the Chu-Chu tanks which traveled to Neverland. 

Utena came over Napoleon Bonaparte, covering him with a towel soaked with apple-flavored curry; meanwhile, Ruka was licking my clitoris, with mayo on macaroni feather caps that flew freely under the sea. At the same time, Kanae was not wearing underwear because Razara took a rusty spoon and bent it with her psychokinetic flour.

Chu-chu and Nanami visited dollface to eat some hankies to create cannonballs for defense against pregnant spider-hippos. Quickly, Utena launches Nanami milk at Tatsuya's open mouth thereby generating enough organic positrons to circumnavigate the ideological morass that leads the educated man to seek out a higher plane of existence. 

Soon as it is rumoured, flying pigs will stampede toward the Temple of the Virgin Kozue but that seems unlikely because Kozue isn't ever without pig condoms which seems as sexy as rubber duckie flavored Touga's banana jam.

Touga's penis, aka "Banana" was taken by the president of NAMBLA for penetrating young, blond Russian figure skaters in a plot to undermine the corn aphids from starting The Poptarts Revolution. 

Mrs. Ohtori pressed a grilled sandwich into Touga's forehead because the voices of artificial artichokes streamed from the bottom of a stream that beats wives, because their sandwich was on pumpernickel bandwagon.  However, ecstasy-high Anthy was ready to sexily club seals with her Rose Mallet of Doom despite Gio's secret furry fetish that hummed "Glamorous" while stroking their long and ridged birds of prey.

Inside Wakaba's room, Saionji fapped over Nanami's egg basket hoping to fertilize a new generation of Yggdrasil Bugs (Those Spider-bunny creatures from AMG).  Little did they know that Touga was stroking at 6 o'clock while moaning softly.  Bound and gagged, Miki pressed against the rock-hard palatte 'cause Almaser told Chu-Chu that cucumbers were sex toys made of corns and sold to Akio's grand-daddy for fun and profit.   

The only drawback to Touga's new motorboat was its shape; it looked like a long hard leaf tea, with bubbles that turned into pina coladas with little pink umbrellas. But that was because Miki gave great oral speech at Ohtori.

The acid rain in Akio's eye, made him cry into his pie, turned him bi, made him fly, in the sky. 

Inside the cocktower, Akio's car rampaged, crying, "Limes, Johnny!" and turned into the garage, where it ran over Makio's limp wrist causing him to experience coitus interruptus at the very peak of Mount Everest.  Shocked, Tsuwabuki ran Bush into the industrial mincer causing McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets to glow bright purple, and erupt from Aiko's womb.   

Already stretched beyond an anus' limits, Touga's butthole groaned "Feed me, Seymour!", Seymour AKA Akio gets off by 'feeding it' Trout a la Orange, Rose de Lesbienne and of cause, Utena would arrive in time for the moonlight waltz with vertically challenged Naji to draw nude photos of puppies and eat green crayons.  This makes Akio hot for Naji the Nationalist: A Monthly Magazine edited by Yasha, who wants a hot babe in a cold bath and some tea.

Batman finds it hard to eat cucumber sandwiches underground because underneath the Utenamobile, molests many, many transvestite firefighting waiters showing off its bottle cap collection and ivory teeth. 

Lieutenant Tangerine ran into the mountains looking for Aiko's lost sense of filial piety, which had Bopped It into the holes to pluck her hairy banjo made of Shiori's newly-invented curry, so that she without consulting Juri's mom, could go on a pleasure cruise while kidnapping Juri for recreational use. 

Tatsuya proudly displayed his mangina to all of Narnia, offering free samples of MANstrual Dysmenorrhea in exchange for some truffle poptarts from Tamago.

Meanwhile, NajiMinkin was carving a pumpkin for Lady Nilamarthiel, so morosemocha can engage in kinky Jell-O based activities involving Jello-O and Kailen Maharassa roasted over a dead cat. 

The sound of Juri's moaning turned Nanami on like a radio.  Akio's video killed the Youtube star because it involved teddy bears and lots of novacaine from End Of Dental Hygiene: Anthy's Personal Santa.

As his Majesty NRG went downstairs to fuck with Nanami, he twisted his ankle causing him to roll off the BBQ chicken wings. 

Mikage laughed because Mamiya was bellydancing on a pinhead with 10,000 angels attacking with spears of Blessed Mango.  He shone thus forth into Saionji's silk stockings creating a sparkly shining Christmas tree effect as Juri pressed herself against Akio's sensual wood carvings of archaic Indian Elephant phalluses. 

Mrs. Ohtori liked 'relaxing' sharks with her vagina closed around a chain of pearls her husband bought for his mistress, namely Mamiya, his favorite ladyboy who enjoys playing the bagpipes during bouts of Tantric gardening. 

Saionji, while intoxicated, 'copped a feel'(Slang for a sneaky grope) of Ranma's boobs which resulted in someone licking their Scientologist's handbook then shoved it so far up Mamiya's intestines that he felt extreme need to ruminate all over Nemuro's seafood platter.  This annoyed Yasha, who believed that Pikachu was frozen in the avatar of dollface and full of BBQ sauce; therefore munchkins bacame tastier than anything Aiko tasted before.

It was only a matter of time before Tokiko decides to chug a Choo Choo before running over Makio's kidneys with a toothbrush topped with toothpaste flavoured bubblegum as she inserted the lubed toothbrush deep into Akio's cave of mysterious ball point pens.

Utena ripped into Sailormoon as she casts "Dark Moon Rising" on Nanami, The Evil Empress of Planet Catkill, causing her boobs to bounce vigorously against Bilbo's wrinkly chiapet named Spot. 

Dios screamed at an ugly chicken, a sexually active frog and two dozen D’n’D fanatics because eternity wears pink Lycra bathing suits to school during superspecialawesome Naruto episodes on bagels with poppy seeds.

Ah! My Goddess was Touga's favourite anime for masturbation alongside with Saionji sipping milkshakes.

Anthy is high in dietary fibre delights covered in vitamin C suppositories; stars in sky shoot laser beams in tight pants made out of Chu Chu seamen. 

Later on, neurotheological analyses confirm that Shiori's well-rounded buttocks can cure personality disorders if you kissed them non-consensually.

Later on again, Juri's curls attacked a poodle with strawberry-flavored chainsaws, sawing through the End Of The World who quickly forced Ruka to squeeze Akio's birthday present with his balls of matzah filled goodness to stop the Oompa-Loompas from swallowing too much potato salad.

Their kryptonite quickly became potato salad with mint sauce which Touga threw up because baby vomit tastes funny.  Suddenly, Mikage posed nude for the sake of poptart innovation; Absolut Poptart Vodka, which tasted better than sex with sore thumbs that smell like twincest and necrophilia on Keith Richards' undead child bride.  Twincest is really, REALLY delicious, however it is also a deadly virus caught from marmosets who punch boys in the 'nads because they stuffed Utena's Hanukkah stocking with jelly snakes that weren't circumcised according to Jewish giraffes.

Somehow, Miki, the Matronly Messiah, sends five beautiful mudkip-anthros to movie Anthy, who promptly date-rapes everything in existence, to ensure the super rape party would be well-seasoned for presidential excursions to the Batcave Comedy Club.  However, Akio rewrote the rules and decided Kanae will strip some wires out of Juri's vibrating portable solar powered cherry popper.

Mamiya, pimp extrodinaire, tipped his hat, exposing her mirkin (a pubic wig) to the entire population of Flubbers!  Then Nanami promptly donned her strap-on for some quality hardcore equine action in the Hogwarts Astronomy Tower with Anthy, the Hungarian Quidditch player who keeps chimps under her magical pencil with a stuffed bunny-shaped bum bag.

The "Giant frothing cock" was Juri's favourite water sucking pump coated with fungi to use to feed Shiori.

Surf Nazi Nuns laid coups on Pluto's vaginal fluid which was served on radioactive Playdough for no reason. 

Meanwhile at the Age of Aquarius, Wakaba went hippie as she grew nappy headed and ho-ly like a virgin high on crack synthesized from Seitokai the trace tractors of hemp and a walrus.  The walrus snarfed gimbly and with gusto as Nanami spanked it using her riding crop which was used to penetrate deep into Miki's purple-stained Evangelion figurine to screw his deeply metaphorical brains out. 

However...Chuck Norris knew his plastic surgery failed uncontrollably for his chin was without beard!  In a rage, he ate Lolita fetishes made from mudkips and lulz by a distraught Hyacinth, whose 'Nets were porn-filled and happily engaged in downloading more.

A bazooka creamed Nanami's panties as an eel grinned lecherously. 

Hungrily, Chuck Norris chopped Akio into bacon bits and fried Hitler's sperm sample.  It made the little vagina cry tears of pure wishy-washiness, making the washing wishers search their pants for a better brand of bubblegum with which Anthy slowly licks the "coating" off off some stuff.

Elephants were skating on the velvet drapes around Touga's underpants as Giovanna cooked some kosher chitlins with a dab of Ovaltine® while she sang to 'It's Raining Men' while Saionji whined about his flaccid brain stem.

Furious Akio shoves toothpicks into his Anthy plushie as a substitute for the real thing BABY!

Meanwhile, Pippi Longstocking was frantically searching for her diaphragm so she can copulate with Count Cocofang at his secret Subway® franchise before Pepe LePew could stink out the band, named Pornflakes (its Canadian) the musical fruit.   

Frances Bean avenged the death of voluptuous, engaging, hypothetical, pansexual, sausage munching, tyrannical, judicious, mythical, disco-dancing, caffeinated, oughta be congratulated, bisexual nymphomaniacs with longing in their needs to screw in gigantic lightbulbs.  Said lightbulbs promised to shine like Miki's vagina when Kozue wears her edible chocolate lingerie out in public, meaning it'd shine like a shiner.   

Meanwhile, a stuffed Sexual Harassment Panda was suing Swedish massage artists for the right to bare bear arms in Antartica.  Akio pimped his mettwurst in Transexual, Transylvania during the Cocktoberfest where noseplug fanatics cornered the sockdologizing army of skanks armed with NERF Boobs™ and Kraft Vegemite™ covered toast for the power of Greyskull. 

“Why, Mister Fly, are you bi?” So said Shakespeare of the gayest Club in Osaka, ringing Satan's Taco Bells until the Chihuahua composed a sonnet.   

Miss Lina Inverse sexed up the staff of Final Fantasy VII, causing a major disturbance in Akio’s sex room.

There was a Swingers Civil War Convention held in Utena's closet because Anthy's octopus had taken refuge in Shiori's bathtub, therefore blisters were formed on the octopus's pussy cat, named "Princess Nanami Cockpussy" who was impregnated with soapy sado-masochism by an intrepid Medic Josh on a stick. 

Tamago rocked Naji's Baby-Go-Boom device into ashes because Chu-Chu sneezed and caused an explosion throughout the universe and beyond. 

Bukkake briefed benevolent Booty-Calls to hide all over Utena's Rwandan romance novels in the pantry.

Toasted cheese sandwiches aren't great with Shiori’s puffy nipples without proper Safety precautions involving hamsters in pink leotards, trained to have sex on Akio's couch in case of an emergency.

In a wormhole, some fucking Mikage fucked Sailormoon's hair by not using the right sized vibrator nor lubricant due to Keiko's life and death debate. 

Keiko's Shakespearean soliloquy about LaToya Jackson eloquently explored her addiction to eggs and ham.
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These random storys just keep getting stranger and stranger.

Last edited by Tamago (10-05-2007 03:39:29 PM)

The acid rain in Akio's eye, made him cry into his pie, turned him bi, made him fly, in the sky.

Literally, I rocked myself off my chair when I read it.

Random stuff is really fun!!!

Yasha, your opinion seconded here. I think ten chapters will do.

That would be my favorite piece of coffee table literature ever.