That's a good one!

Ragnarok wrote:

Procrastan and Apathemia: The twin deities of irresponsibility and laziness.

Forms of worship: Sleeping to excess and avoiding work.

May I apply to their cult?



I have no imagination = no personal gods, sadly.

Persicles= god of accessories
Testicles= god of exams (fooled you, didn't I?)
Tentacles= god of camping

The only pantheon I can remember creating offhand, for a game of Dungeons & Dragons, was stiflingly uncreative.  It just had one god for each of the four classical elements, plus six lesser gods -- the offspring of each pair of the four progenitors:

Fire + Earth = Clay
Fire + Air = Ash
Fire + Water = Steam
Earth + Air = Dust
Earth + Water = Sand
Air + Water = Ice

While the D&D game never materialized, this model did end up in a playful little computer program I wrote where you bred elemental-creatures called Pyrons, Geons, Aerons, and Hydrons to make creatures of the secondary elemental types, which you could then breed in certain combinations to get yet more creatures.  Eventually you could produce such creatures as the "Clinton," which I thought was pretty hilarious at the time.  I think he was the product of the elementals of humanity and fungus.

I haven't invented any other gods in a long time.  I did come up with an amusing idea for a medieval RPG setting in which there exists a set of books called the "Earth Chronicles."  The Earth Chronicles are a work of fiction describing in tremendous detail the history of "Earth," which the setting's Tolkien equivalent came up with from his fertile imagination.  The Earth Chronicles are so detailed that it's possible for a fanatic to summon up their main characters, who possess godlike powers in the "real world."  So you can get the spirit of the likes of Ludwig van Beethoven, Joseph McCarthy, or Joan of Arc to do your bidding.  That's sort of a pantheon, and a lot more interesting than elemental spirits.  :/

McFlaherty is my personal god of potatos.  Racist much?  PSSHHHH LOL!

Lets see here...

My personal god is Satan (Being a satanist... don't make any comments on that without at least looking it up or I'll PITCHFORK YO ASS!), but I'm really into stuff like saints and minor demons.  You know, little patron dieties who kind of make you feel special.

My patron saint is Saint Joan of Arc.  I love that woman.

I've tried to find some patron demon or something, and so far I've found one... but that doesn't stop me from making my own personal ones.

There's Jill, my demon of revenge, jealousy, hatred, and violence.
There's Margritte, my demon of pride, haughtyness, and snobbery.
There's Eugenie, my demon of lust, theft, and all sorts of adrenaline rushes.

I use my demons to lessen my personal urges and whatnot.  It helps.