This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Decrescent Daytripper wrote:
I wish it all made a little more sense.
Wish Granted! But now that it makes moresense, it suck twice as much.
I wish that the hoons would stop speeding past my flat.
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Wish granted, but you have a hell of a saturday.
I wish i had a decent job.
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MissMocha wrote:
Wish granted. You die.
In a fire? *looks excited*
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Epi_lepsia wrote:
Wish granted, but you have a hell of a saturday.
I wish i had a decent job.
Wish granted. The job is decent but the people are so bad they make you contemplate suicide.
I wish something good would come on TV.
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Wish granted, but everybody else you know would get old waaay too fast and die the next week.
I wish i could go back with my ex.
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Wish granted, but they cheat on you with your sister and end up leaving you.
I wish I had a pretty color of nail polish.
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Wish granted, but the nail polish comes right off your nails every time you try to apply it.
I wish I could die in a fire, very painfully.
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Wish granted, but Keiko resurrects you with a deep-throated kiss. And she has halitosis.
I wish I was queen of the internet.
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Wish granted, but now you must become part of the disgusting world of the internet, all day and night. No sleep for you! Bugs Bunny pr0nz!
I wish I had clearer skin.
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Your wish is granted, but since you asked for clear skin, your epidermis is now transparent. When people look at you they see the layer below your skin... so you now look like one of those biology mannequins.
I wish the day had more hours in it.
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Wish granted, it's night all the time, and tomorrow never comes.
I wish I was super sexy.
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Tamago, you can't skip Ragnarok's wish D:
I wish I could alter reality.
Wish Granted, but you could only change it to worse.
I wish I could remember where I left my extra door-key?
Wish Granted, in the pocket of that pants you threw away a couple of weeks ago.
I wish i shouldn't have to move.
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With granted. You shouldn't have to move, but you're going to anyway.
I wish this chili would make itself.
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your wish is granted, but you malfunction and kill all of your friends an family.
I wish i could read people thoughts. MIND TAKING!! bew weeeeeeoooo owwwwweeeoooooo!
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KissingT.Kiryuu wrote:
I wish i could read people thoughts. MIND TAKING!! bew weeeeeeoooo owwwwweeeoooooo!
Wish Granted! Now you know all the horrible things people really think about you.
I wish I had some Ovaltine.
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Epi_lepsia wrote:
Tamago, you can't skip Ragnarok's wish D:
It was because we posted within five seconds of each other. Thanks for attending to me.
magdela wrote:
I wish I had some Ovaltine.
Wish granted, it's fed directly into your veins.
I wish for an end to conflict.
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Epi_lepsia wrote:
Tamago, you can't skip Ragnarok's wish D:.
Yeah what Ragnarok said.
Ragnarok wrote:
I wish for an end to conflict.
Wish Granted! but now everyone agrees with everyone else but you and you cannot fight back.
I wish for some delicious lolly. (Not Loli)
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Tamago wrote:
Epi_lepsia wrote:
Tamago, you can't skip Ragnarok's wish D:.
Yeah what Ragnarok said.
Ragnarok wrote:
I wish for an end to conflict.
Wish Granted! but now everyone agrees with everyone else but you and you cannot fight back.
I wish for some delicious lolly. (Not Loli)
Wish granted, but someone put bugs in it, and they eat your tongue.
I wish I could take the power of speech from people at will.
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Wish granted, but you lose your tongue in a pastry accident
I wish I was a handsome guy
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