This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#576 | Back to Top08-25-2014 07:08:32 PM
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Having an emergency on the road, galactic hitchhiker? Not to worry! Find the dominant nearby civilization, count the fingers of one of its members, then use the table below to determine the number for 911 for your local morphology.
0: You're on your own
1: The phone will only have one button; you'll need to press it nine hundred and eleven times.
10:* 1110001111
10: 1020202
10: 32033
10: 12121
10: 4115
10: 2441
10: 1617
10: 1221
10: 911
10: 759
10: 63B
10: 551
10: 491
10: 40B
10: 38F
>10: You're on your own
* In response to complaints of decimal normativism in previous editions of the Guide, this entry has been revised to enhance counting base inclusivity. We hope that non-decimal travelers find this table less confusing as a result.
Where did I leave my towel?
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#577 | Back to Top09-09-2014 06:23:33 AM
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In Wisconsin.
Why does hair grow?
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#578 | Back to Top09-18-2014 02:36:53 PM
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So you can leave it under your pillow for the Hair Fairy, of course.
What really happens when life gives you lemons?
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#580 | Back to Top09-18-2014 03:35:44 PM
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Because I him over for tea right now and I took away his phone so he can't go online to post anything.
What did Della wear?
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#581 | Back to Top09-18-2014 07:05:02 PM
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I dunno; I'll aska.
When is that gum I like going to come back in style?
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#582 | Back to Top09-18-2014 11:10:55 PM
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A celebrity is going to get it stuck in their hair one day and, suddenly, everyone's going to be wearing it. Just wait and see.
Why does my back ache?
Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.
Does it feel lonely?
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#583 | Back to Top04-18-2015 11:58:06 AM
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Because someone keeps Salsa dancing on it, night and day, day and night... And I mean dancing dancing, not "dancing" dancing.
When will I be able to sing a song backwards?
"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"
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#584 | Back to Top04-18-2015 12:24:40 PM
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Of course, it'll be when you end up singing to a mirror. It'll reflect back at you!
Do you think that someone could figure out when they will be with someone they meet for the rest of their lives?
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#585 | Back to Top04-18-2015 03:12:37 PM
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Yes, if both of them are serving life sentences in the same prison, or if they meet in a room that is rapidly flooding with no means of escape. Otherwise probably not.
Does tomato sauce count as a vegetable?
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#586 | Back to Top04-18-2015 06:21:02 PM
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If it does, than grape juice and wine count as fruits. And peanut butter is a nut.
How often is "once in a blue moon"?
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Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"
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#587 | Back to Top06-05-2015 05:36:52 PM
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More often than "once in a dog's age," but less often than "once in a month of Sundays."
Picture this, were we both "buck naked" or "butt naked," bangin' on the bathroom floor?
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#588 | Back to Top06-06-2015 12:27:59 PM
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Neither "buck" naked, nor "butt naked". We have simply shed our human skin and showed our true, Reptilian form.
Why do I have to learn when is so hot outside?
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#589 | Back to Top06-21-2015 01:35:44 PM
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Because if you learn when it is just as cold outside you get brain freeze! Need to keep the brain fired up, you know.
Can I use the bathroom?
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#590 | Back to Top06-21-2015 11:05:09 PM
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Yes. There's extra soap and shampoo in the drawers. Make sure to put the towel in the washing machine when you're done. But stay the hell away from the WC!
If I steal a costume from Disney Land, would I be allowed to join the Chippendales?
Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.
Does it feel lonely?
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#591 | Back to Top08-07-2015 11:45:59 AM
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No, but nice try. The Mouseketeers will arrest you first for copyright infringement and wearing a costume without a licence. It is your first offence, right? You might get away with taking a 24 hour survey on their new shows their developing. They might not subliminal messages in it to buy more merchandise and watch abc news.
Is that pickle juice your drinking?
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#592 | Back to Top08-07-2015 08:20:53 PM
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NOBODY ASKED YOU, CHRIS-CHAN!
Right or left?
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#593 | Back to Top08-12-2015 06:01:43 AM
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Yes.
Why is your corn so little and yellow?
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