This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Gentlemen, behold... THE ULTIMATE SWITCH!
Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.
Most compatible with: other sensual souls
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You are... both!
You are nice and gentle, yet you can be possessive. You are still willful and when danger is near you don't get stuck.
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You are the housekeeping uke! You are caring and you can cook, clean, wash up and you are good on the bed. Who could hate you but those jealous souls out there? But perhaps you don't care. Nothing rewards you more than your partner's rare smile after a perfect dinner. You are constantly seen in the kitchen wearing an apron. Housewives come to you for cooking tips! Your partner is one lucky guy.
Most compatible with: The Gentleman
Housekeeping? Obviously they haven't seen my closet.
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Ooh, fun. I love these things.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/ … istake.jpg
It is a wonder how nature ended up making you a male. You are a horrible result of a gender mix up! Behind that manly body is the soul of a sixteen year old school girl who sobs and weeps. But you are full of virtue and would never hurt a fly... You are idealistic and believe in happy endings. So, we can say you're very optimistic. We don't know whether to feel sympathy or happy for you.
Way too accurate.
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Haha, this is fun! (I don't even like yaoi that much, and I hate seme/uke stereotypes, but I couldn't resist).
You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.
Sounds fairly good to me.
And on the other one, I was a Seme in training. Haha.
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75%: The Gentleman according to test one...
...and Seme in Training according to test two.
I have a feeling that if I took this test three years ago, I'd be Uke... but yep. I am a SEME. I too applied what I saw to women.
Also:
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
...I really like that last test.
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Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.
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You are a Chibi Seme!
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are. <br>
Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
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I didn't think I was that non-submissive. Oh well. Chibi seme is awesome though.
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I got "succulent uke" for the first one, which means someone wants to eat me! Or bite me, or something....
And I got "Uke in Training" for the second one.
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Not what I expected:
"Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs."
On the second one, I got:
1/2 Uke 1/2 Seme
Which seems more me than the last.
And, for the last one, it's a pretty good description of me, as well:
You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
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75% seme..
lol, wow..
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:necroing:
I took that test like twice and got Angsty Uke each time.
Someone just had me take this quiz for them which is of a similar kind and therefore would best belong in this thread:
http://semeuke.com/quiz.html (if someone put this link up already, well, oops. but I don't think anyone has)
You are a Romantic Seme!
A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.
Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke
Between Angsty Uke and Romantic Seme, I would say more the latter, formerly very much the former, but deep down I guess both somehow fit fairly well.
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Angsty Uke
You are -40% Seme!
Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side.
"I am in despair, the fact I am Angsty and a Uke has left me in despair!"
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75% Seme
You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.
Most compatible with: housekeeping uke
Wow, it's really accurate, ahaha!! Especially about being the dream seme. *winks*
Riri, you're my match, let's hook up~
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I am Straight!
I KNEW IT!
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TEST ONE:
TEST TWO:
TEST THREE:
You are an Opportunist Seme!
Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.
Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
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I retook this test cause I didn't notice until AFTER I finished.
Wait, what? I was -80% seme last time, and I'm pretty sure I've gotten LESS seme since. I probably have the MINDSET of a seme, but I certainly don't act like one....
The one in Complete Control
You are 200% Seme.
Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.
You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!
Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.
Most compatible with: Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.
...Okay, that one actually made alot more sense somehow. O_o
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The Tyrant.
You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you..
I will make you all my bitch.
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Setsuna, according to that first quiz, you would be my ideal match. Let the abuse commence! <--masochist
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spoon-san wrote:
Setsuna, according to that first quiz, you would be my ideal match. Let the abuse commence! <--masochist
Yes it's love in the third degree!
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