This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:28:10 PM
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For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
An early christmas gift, for sevelle and shattered mirror, a song in their honor:
"Sex Dwarf" by Soft Cell
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural
The way you are
I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf
We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides
They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys
I'm in my Rolls Royce
Look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffeur
Looking to procure
Run little doggy
Lure a disco dolly
Run my little sex dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture
Sex dwarf
In a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffeur
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
We could make an outfit
For my little sex dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
And my dumb chauffeur
We'll all look so good
We'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold
In black and gold
We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My sex dwarf
And my dumb chauffeur
I would like you on a long black lead
You can bring me all the things I need
Sex dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
"Those shoes are mine betch."
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#2 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:35:14 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
*sniff* That's so sweet! I'm touched. In many ways.
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#3 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:37:27 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
it is a rather awesome song 
"Those shoes are mine betch."
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#4 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:39:01 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
It is a rather awesome song. And now it's my song. Hehe.
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#5 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:45:57 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
I went dancing on Saturday at Club Skandal (Goth&Industrial) and I swear every time this song comes on, people flood the dance floor. But yes, it is now your song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOGLcOkI1Ss
"Those shoes are mine betch."
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#6 | Back to Top12-18-2006 07:30:58 PM
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I'm so happy! I have a song of my very own!
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#7 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:32:17 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
*cries a tear of joy*
I have my own song! Well co-owned song!!
sometimes you make me feel
like I知 living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said
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#8 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:37:14 PM
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Isn't it wonderful?
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#9 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:41:32 PM
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Oh yes! We need Champagne and Vodka to celebrate!
sometimes you make me feel
like I知 living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said
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#10 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:56:40 PM
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Ooh, can we have strawberries too?
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#11 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:58:48 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
Man, you guys are just gunning to be cover of the year for "Big Boys in Boots" aren't you?
Congrats on the song, by the way.
Also double plus good for both of the Yaoi pets on somehow managing to be bigger flirting attention whores than I am.
You two are just amazing.
I will always be here to listen, the question is, whether or not you can hear...
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#12 | Back to Top12-18-2006 08:59:41 PM
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Coming from you, that's a real compliment. I love being the forum's flirt/attention whore. And I'm an equal-opportunity flirt, despite being a Yaoi Pet.
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#13 | Back to Top12-18-2006 09:02:16 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
And maybe grapes?
sometimes you make me feel
like I知 living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said
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#14 | Back to Top12-18-2006 09:04:17 PM
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Grapes are awesome. And _J_ you've been ungood on the flirting front lately. You haven't been threatening to tan my ass or anything else for that matter. Though your being an Orwell fan almost qualifies when it comes to me...
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#15 | Back to Top12-18-2006 09:09:08 PM
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I'm a flirt whore!
*Snickers*
sometimes you make me feel
like I知 living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said
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#16 | Back to Top12-18-2006 09:26:24 PM
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Nothing like being a flirt whore. At least, not on this messageboard.
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#17 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:07:04 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
This is probably a stupid question, but why is _J_ called, "THE BLINKING KING," anyway?
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#18 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:20:08 PM
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Yasha would know that.
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#19 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:28:37 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
Wow, with the first few posts on this thread it was threatening to become a... sugary mess of sugar. Geez.
Well, anyway, glad to see our Yaoi Pets have an official song 
esp. 'cause I'm the one who suggested the titles...
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#20 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:30:18 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
Razara wrote:
This is probably a stupid question, but why is _J_ called, "THE BLINKING KING," anyway?
Shouldn't that be in the Ask J and Tamago thread?
I will always be here to listen, the question is, whether or not you can hear...
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#21 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:31:35 PM
- ShatteredMirror
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A most excellent point, sir.
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#22 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:35:33 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
My god! Razara has a Shiori avatar! A movie Shiori avatar! And I'm going off topic . . .
sometimes you make me feel
like I知 living at the edge of the world
"it's just the way I smile"
you said
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#23 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:38:24 PM
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Re: For the forum Yaoi pets 1&2
Sevelle wrote:
My god! Razara has a Shiori avatar! A movie Shiori avatar! And I'm going off topic . . .
I was like "nu-uh", and then I hit refresh and went, "SWEET!"
Um, anyway... back on topic... uhh...
YAOI PETS! Like Gigapets, but WAY better
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#24 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:39:17 PM
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Since when have either of us felt any qualms about derailing threads?
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#25 | Back to Top12-18-2006 10:40:59 PM
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Um... never? And I guess, 'cause this is sorta your thread since it concerns you, then it is perfectly ok - but I figured you guys would want the spotlight back
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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