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#1 | Back to Top04-15-2007 07:36:12 PM
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Bored? D&D Stats!
Okay, so I got bored and decided to look for online quizzes (because I'm a dork like that, but if I wasn't I wouldn't be here...) to calculate real life D&D stats.
So yeah, this is me:
Strength 10
Dexterity 13
Constitution 15
Intelligence 16
Wisdom 14
Charisma 15
I think some of those are a little on the high end (especially constitution), but that's what I got...
The physical test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi … 8789143295
The mental test: http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi … 2113041969
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#2 | Back to Top04-15-2007 07:49:17 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
wow....
Strength- 3 (O- 14)
Constitution- 13 (O- 16)
Dexterity- 11 (O-28)
intelligence- 10 (O- 12)
Wisdom- 11 (O-14)
charisma- 7 (O- 24)
The O's are compairing the actual stats of my d&d character Orchid (level 15)
man im a crappy character!
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#3 | Back to Top04-15-2007 07:53:14 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
I think those are a little low. Especially charisma, you are way more charming than that would suggest.
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#4 | Back to Top04-15-2007 08:01:09 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
I wouldn't be a Fighter, that's for sure! I'd make one hell of a Mage, though. But which school would I choose? Invocation/Evocation, most likely.
So, here are my stats...
5 Strength
10 Constitution
6 Dexterity
14 Intelligence
9 Wisdom
3 Charisma
Hmmm...sounds like a decent character for Shadows of Amn. We'll run with this. Huhuhu...
EDIT: Hey, KTK! What do you think I would excel at for D&D?
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#5 | Back to Top04-15-2007 08:18:30 PM
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Hmm...
STR: 5
CON: 12
DEX: 14
INT: 17
WIS: 16
CHA: 15
Seems about right to me.
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#6 | Back to Top04-15-2007 08:22:38 PM
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BioKraze wrote:
EDIT: Hey, KTK! What do you think I would excel at for D&D?
After consulting the great gods of D&D i bestow upon you the class of a Wizard!
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#8 | Back to Top04-15-2007 09:02:33 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
No strength or intelligence?
Man, that must seriously suck. I had to ask my parents' help because a) I've never benchpressed so much as a box of Poptarts in my entire life, and b) the last time I had an IQ test was in first grade.
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#9 | Back to Top04-16-2007 01:00:36 PM
Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
Strength 14
Intelligence 17
Wisdom 14
Dexterity 14
Constitution 5
Charisma 9
All on a 3-18 point system, because I am First Edition material.
Hm. I appear to have been rolled on 3d6 disregarding 1s and 2s. With the exception of Con.
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#10 | Back to Top04-16-2007 02:45:06 PM
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someone knows their d&d!
version 3.5 baby!
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#11 | Back to Top04-16-2007 02:57:12 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
Strength 4
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 13
Dexterity 7
Constitution 11
Charisma 12
I got a 7 Dex? Okay, no arrows for me! The only D&D character I ever had was a half-elven druid with a natural 18 wisdom score. Everything else was average. She...um...trapped half of her party in mud once because they pissed her off.
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#12 | Back to Top04-16-2007 03:15:43 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
Never piss off a person who can sling spells. They tend to be very vengeful and never forget a grudge. I haven't yet played D&D and I know this fact of RP life.
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#13 | Back to Top04-16-2007 06:53:58 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
...am I the only person to score double digits in every stat? That doesn't seem right somehow.
But kudos to tohubohu for being one of the few people on the board who's stronger than me... 
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#14 | Back to Top04-16-2007 07:09:28 PM
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I'm not surprised at all that I have 3 Charisma. I have trouble convincing myself to see things my way. Now, my mom, she'd probably have a perfect 18 Charisma...and I will suffer a heart attack if she doesn't. She's skilled in diplomacy...you know, the art of telling somebody to go to Hell in such a fashion that they look forward to the trip. Hitler was a very charismatic person, too, as is Akio. Hmmm...great minds think alike, I guess!
(Subtext: MY MOMMY IS EVIL.)
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#15 | Back to Top04-16-2007 07:11:03 PM
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But evil is so cute! And yeah, Akio and Hitler both had 18 Charisma. If not higher.
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#16 | Back to Top04-17-2007 12:18:13 PM
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ShatteredMirror wrote:
But kudos to tohubohu for being one of the few people on the board who's stronger than me...
It's an intermittent thing, and a family thing. One of my dad's stories about his dad was watching him carry a giant, clunky 1940s refrigerator down a staircase on his back. As one of my cousins said a few years ago, "You know that thing our family can do, where we could pick up a building if we had to? Yeah, I did that."
I keep thinking about going back to weightlifting, just to make it more consistent.
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#17 | Back to Top04-17-2007 12:24:33 PM
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Every time I read that Akio and Hitler had 18 Charisma, I think of this one Onion article and think, "Damn, Bill Gates gave himself 20 Charisma. How can Ends of the World and the Fuhrer hope to compete?"
EDIT: Here's the link, to see what I mean...
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#19 | Back to Top04-19-2007 12:33:02 AM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
I've successfully upgraded my strength to 11. Go me!
And BioKraze, that's an awesome article. I can't believe I didn't see it sooner and I love the picture of the character sheet that they put in.
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#20 | Back to Top04-19-2007 12:44:11 AM
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AnjitheArtist wrote:
I can't see the answers.....
I couldn't see them either at first, but they're in the big header at the top of the write-up.
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#21 | Back to Top10-30-2007 02:27:43 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
I finally got the test to measure Lady Lortab's statistics. Without further ado, here is a Bard in the making (or has she been made already? I think so.):
6 Strength
11 Constitution
11 Dexterity
11 Intelligence
16 Wisdom
14 Charisma
I am truly surprised she scored such a low Charisma. I was expecting 16 at the least, and honestly expecting a perfect 18. She's one of those people that can tell you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip. But such is the test, and she did score pretty damn well anyway. Even her Strength is accurate.
Who knew?
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#22 | Back to Top01-02-2008 03:24:37 PM
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Re: Bored? D&D Stats!
Strength 7
Dexterity 6
Constitution 12
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 15
Charisma 8
Definantly a mage profile... but I would have excellent health for a mage...
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