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#1 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:12:44 PM
Write a Sentence Based on the Topic the Previous User Gives You
OK, I got a new idea for writing a funny story type thing. Each users will write two things, a sentence based on the topic the previous user gave, and a new topic for the next user to write a sentence about.
For example, say the topic about me was dogs. In my post I would write.
A dog bit Akio in the arm.
Fish.
The next user would have to write a sentence about fish.
OK, I hope I was clear with the rules, if not, I hope you catch on soon. I'll start with a topic.
Ice cream.
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#2 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:27:25 PM
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One fine morning, Nanami was roller-blading while been pulled by psycuotic pigmy pandas, when a ball of flaming chunky-monkey flavoured ice-cream slammed into her half eaten Vodka Pear Poptart.
Tsuwabuki
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#3 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:31:57 PM
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"Oh my God, I hope Tsuwabuki comes and saves me soon before these evil pandas kill me, because Tsuwabuki is that strong!" She screamed.
(Oh ya, let's have stuff in quotations be allowed to be finished by who said it.)
Wrestling.
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#4 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:40:20 PM
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Suddenly, zombie Steve Urwin appears and proclaims that he will be wrestling with his inner lesbian and leaps like a gazelle doped on butter-menthol.
Stingrays
(Thats OK, I assumed that you just have to have the word in the sentence at least once.)
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#5 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:44:37 PM
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A newspaper was thrown in front of Nanami, it read the the Tampa Bay Rays were once again changing their name, this time to the Tampa Bay Sting Rays.
Dragons
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#6 | Back to Top08-04-2009 05:51:25 PM
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Miki received a wooly mammoth in the mail last Wednesday evening, whiched astounded Kozue, because she distictly remembered asking for Dragon Wax to help her orgasm whenever she flossed her toes.
pump-action
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#8 | Back to Top08-04-2009 06:11:48 PM
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Two naked lesbians on a street luge, kissing, were spotted on route 66 just a mile away from a huge car pile up caused by a half-dozen of drivers who claimed to have witnessed the pair passing along the highway.
Super models.
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#10 | Back to Top08-04-2009 06:30:10 PM
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Two anorexic sows injected with computer chips, slivered in from under Utena's laundry basket in the hopes of discovering the secrets to creating super mega awesome, glow in the daylight German Tiddlywinks disks.
Nazis
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#12 | Back to Top08-04-2009 06:52:41 PM
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At the Ohtori Hospital for the Mentally Bamboozled, Juri was failing to prevent the nurses from giggling like Irish schoolgirls when the doctor was forced to use a crowbar to remove an iPod from her rectum.
BBQ-tongs
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#13 | Back to Top08-04-2009 07:05:56 PM
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At the big school barbecue, Akio had to use his hands to flip the burgers because Anthy had hid the BBQ-tongs when he refused to let her have alone time with Utena.
Burns.
(How did I forget to put a topic when I hit submit?)
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#14 | Back to Top08-04-2009 07:28:37 PM
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Though remembering nothing of the duels of the previous day, the Black Rose duelists each awoke to find themselves with massive, first degree burns.
Plumber.
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#16 | Back to Top08-04-2009 08:06:28 PM
- Like_Autumn
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While innocently surfing the Internet, Miki came across a pop-up advertisement to a porn website and went over math equations in his head until his face didn't feel so hot.
Dominoes
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#17 | Back to Top08-04-2009 08:08:12 PM
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Utena hates math and science like any good hearted human being.
Undershirt
"In this age, the mere example of non-conformity, the mere refusal to bend the knee to custom, is itself a service"
- John Stuart Mill, On Liberty
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#18 | Back to Top08-04-2009 08:15:01 PM
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While wearing an undershirt, Touga set up dominoes to knock over.
(In the event of two users writing a sentence at the same time, the next user uses both topics in their sentence.)
Clocks
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#19 | Back to Top08-04-2009 08:40:36 PM
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After a moment's awkward silence, Touga realized that Miki said he was into, "big fat clocks", not...
Mushrooms
I'm a fan of pessimism: if you maintain the lowest expectations possible, they'll always be met or exceeded.
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#21 | Back to Top08-04-2009 09:24:00 PM
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It was a difficult decision, but Touga decided to devote himself to masturbating for the death of kittens because the cause was right to provide mercy killing before Nanami could huff their souls into oblivion.
Surfing.
(I replaced masturbation with masturbating but I don't think I need to use the exact word of the subject line, right?)
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#22 | Back to Top08-04-2009 09:30:01 PM
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Re: Write a Sentence Based on the Topic the Previous User Gives You
The surfing instructor was understandably confused when a trio of elephants approached him, asking for lessons.
Shenanigans
I'm a fan of pessimism: if you maintain the lowest expectations possible, they'll always be met or exceeded.
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#24 | Back to Top08-04-2009 09:41:57 PM
- ArsenicForBreakfast
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If you drop a penny from the top of the Chairman's tower, you can in fact inflict mortal injury
Ovaries
(btw, 'shenanigans' is sort of a catch-all slang term. It can mean goofing off, or a prank, or a more sinister plan, as this video illustrates.
I'm a fan of pessimism: if you maintain the lowest expectations possible, they'll always be met or exceeded.
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