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"I think Gio might invest in getting a HUGE Utena made by flaming poptarts and a fishy vagina."

Old pizza is eating into the lemon mousse which is never good, because Bob the Sharman liked his statement thoroughly checked over.

House Hippos busted an expensive lamp from Middle Asia, which left shards of poisonous glass all over the floor.

"Milkshakes bring all the fangirls to my cat's dominoes which he ate." said Rebecca, as she spinned me right around the calculator.

A new bile extractor was discovered to extract anything but bear bile.

"I'm going to the theater to score some sex with Akio and Superman before Dios finds your mum hidden under Nemuro's bedsheet.

"Jill told me that the post-season lesbian dodgeball was bullshit." said Tod while fluffing his hair with great pride for handing out condoms to all Ohtori during Safe Texting Week.

Baseball is thrown all over the cafe at the Giant Silicon Valley, reeking havoc among the gelatin moulds of Aldoron where all the Yankees practice tough hitting drills melting.

Shaving while intoxicated is easier than laying on a dinosaur egg.

"So is Tesla Coil the new president of fapping deaths?"  asked Suzuki.

Making fake IDs is a fun way to get arrested by UFOs because they love eating sausage rolls.

"I love  wowing and kitty cats." Anita declared to her bridge partner when they a bucket of eggs fell on Rule 34 causing a huge porn to be super duper pornographic due to regulations.

The CFL now smirks because it now owns the rights to slap money at beasts and star players.

Frozen in time, Tim hiccups when a penguin swims in a pumpernickel hotpot floating around a flower which was watered with hot lava.

Rule 34 was broken by Rosie when she drowned Akio in his own urine-soaked pants.

A deranged vIRGin tried to postpone having sex education by Tenjou Utena by cutting Shiori's hair.  It failed epically due to Shiori's constant seduction of Juri's tectonic plates.

"I'm buying a dozen anime DVDs to make my collection of witchcraft seem innocent." said Anthy, not realising that nothing was deterred in the vastness of Utena's giant vagina, which caused a huge apocaliptic revolution.

After the movie ended, Kozue removed all her hairpins and jewelery, so glittering that it blinded the eyes of my precious pussy cat.

"I've got skittles and a box of Santa Clause related costumes to smear cow-dung all over heads and big butts." Gamer Homer Simpson was explaining after beating the King up regularly.

Yesterday, a crossdresser mooned Suzuki under the Eternal Castle, causing him to clip his ear with staples as he washed himself on the chopping board.

Sticky fudge glued refridgerators to giant organs of the living dead Chigusa as she removed belly-button lint from over the non-functional sink.

People danced like demented dogs with violet lipsticks smeared over everybody's nipples due to porn reasons caused by fapping and shlicking because Akio killed a erotic stripper.

Dancers celebrate the birth of Albus Dumbledore by cramming moist sandwiches into several broken player pianos flown in by Superman Harris.

Out of the blue sky, sky-diving nazis came crashing into crowds of minorities, flashing their very disturbing polka-dot panties they stole from flea infested dogs.

In Paris, evil men dressed in fancy propellers have bought with them to the lollipops kingdom after the kinky snooker flashed their FBI badges.

"My team teabagged your groin when Team Rocket blasted off."

I have a banana eating skin monster under its skin.

The Nintendo Pii-Wii will have new streamlined dog poop shaped goodness with sprinkles on her wounds as she wormed her way through black holes while playing Clue with her bunny strippers on her 24th birthday.

Hockey is slicking across the ice cold battery while shooting acid ten times for the home team.

The story got really complicated with the evolution caused by Godzilla attacking gorillas, leading to their untimely demise.

"My current jokers escaped into the last planet from the Lulz Galaxy."

"I can't scream to save my rubber ducky from being used as a butt buttonned to finish off the great monster champion."

My dick grew big monsterous tails when it spurted green slime onto Roger Akroyd's new white tuxedo emboidered with fancy laces.

A ringtone made by /b/ was causing disasters all across this universe, causing the last human to commit zooerastia on top of a sea-otter.

The egg broke into one million cocktail punches when the chicken pecked Touga's crotch until it brightened up and shot Paris Hilton right in her bellybutton.

A bunny hopped across a bald man wearing a bridedress for his panties.

After an angel touched Anthy's big juicy vag, a baby popped a bubblegum bubble being cool as a cock.

"This device allows me to power-up my aircraft to fly towards the giant floating bollocks." stated the rose cheeked Santa Clause the lecher as he sheared off his reindeer from sleighs by cutting loose Christmas trees fly as Frosty whipped out his Snowman.

Snow fell over onto Cinderella's boot covered in Princes' kisses and cooties.

A wallflower broke a huge vase and shattered billions of black holes throughout the plates of quivering boobies attached to angels' wings which were burnt due to horny dragons.

"For Christmas, we should put poop on our hats, because Snowman won't be inside your fridge."

"I created fun ways to blow nuns up!" stated Billy Hijerkins, who had two arms and a giant hairy tail made from cactus thorns and random DNA strains.

The fusion of Saiyans created a volcanic eruption somewhere in the planetarium run by Miaka of the Royal Tamahome Shipping of Characters in fanfics.

The spirit of trolling was alive after nuclear apples were eaten.

"That's one great invention made from bobby-pins and otherwise useless temptations by some complete twat!" complemented the angels of clingy underpants that were painted by a perverted jerk with huge balls.

Youtube wanted to key in the code to receive lifelong Christmas related videos laced with sugar and Frosty's love.

"It's almost hitting the fan!" screamed Princess Whatshername.  But then shit really flew down after a pregnant hippo went into cardiac arrest when a Twilight fan squealed loudly into its ear because baby Jesus was screaming something about sparklepires.

Christmas trees make very disturbing noises when attacked with tentacles from hentai heroes right in your shoes as they whisk eggs with an egg whisk.

Strange... Very Strange!

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