This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Yes! It's a creation of God after all.
Do you think a green rose is stupid (possibly because the stem is already green)?
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No, just very difficult to see.
Is there a situation where purple would be a viable camouflage color?
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Nah, I like having all of my natural teeth without gold in them.
Do you ever have problems moving the Wii remote as a cursor on screen?
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No, she's too royal to use that.
Have you ever been crowned in anything?
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Yeah, in checkers.
Have you ever wanted to sprint across an airport runway as you stared out at it from the terminal?
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No, but I bet you have.
If you found yourself transported back to the 1st of Jan 1981, do you think your presence in that time line would prevent Britney Spears from been conceived?
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No, because I simply could not exist at that moment.
Is it possible to ask people read before they ask?
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Yes. Anything is possible.
Does convincing my Indian friend to dress up as Akio make me a bad person?
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Not unless he's ugly.
Would you get smacked in the face for a dollar?
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No, unless it was a Canadian dollar.
Should I cosplay as Miki at the next fencing tourney I sign up for?
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No, unless you can back up your shit by beating everyone there. Otherwise they will think you a clown.
Should I eat the leftover pizza cold?
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No. Cold pizza is gross. Cut it up, mix it with ziti, chicken, and onions, and bake it into a casserole.
Do you ever think you could do a better job than Barack Obama?
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No. I couldn't rule my own house much less an entire country.
Is it creepy if you make out with your clone?
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No, unless you start debating on whether doing that is masturbation or not.
Will I be respected in the acting world ever?
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Yes, but be prepared to settle for whatever form that respect takes.
Will I ever get the guts to tell her how I feel?
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Yes.
Should I watch Rango again?
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Yes. In fact, you should give in to the voices and watch it ten times in a row, every day, in your pajamas. Allow the bills to go unpaid and put your phone on silent mode.
Should I delete seasons 3-7 of Voyager from my hard drive? I had been watching it in order, 1-2 episodes a day, then I just lost momentum and haven't watched another in about two months. I think I quit shortly after they sent someone to warp 10 and turned Janeway and the horny guy into giant salamanders.
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No, that episode's horrible, but most of the time the show is a lot better than that.
I never finished Enterprise (ran out of episodes). Should I?
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No, go watch Season 10 of Doctor Who.
Will branching out from acting make me happier?
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Yes. Every actor secretly longs to be a dolly grip.
Should I go to the state university film school that is literally across the street from me?
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Yes. You should if it's not one of those snooty independent ones.
Would you like to have the power to read minds?
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No, because I don't really care to know if people are holding in farts while I'm talking to them.
Will mastering piano make me a hit with the ladies?
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