This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Lately I've really been into DIY remedies for colds, skin problems, etc. so I figure we'd all share what we've done in the past to cure us of the aches and pains.
For acne I mix apple cider vinnegar, honey, and crushed aspirin together and then smear it on my face and leave it on overnight. The smell is awful but it works so well. ACV removes dead skin cells, honey is awesome moisturizer, and aspirin helps with acne inflammation.
When you have a fever rub ask someone to rub a cold egg on your head, face, tummy and arms. It's an old Mexican trick that soothes you and acts as a nice massage. The egg is supposed to "absorb" the bad stuff out of you, while I'm not sure about that it does cool you down and makes you feel good.
For headaches just suck on a lemon. Not sure why but it helps big time.
For itchy skin rub tea tree oil on yourself. It's a natural antibacterial. If nothing else you'll smell awesome.
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It's cool, my grandma rubbed an egg on me.
(I KNOW there's a shit out there that says that. I can't remember where I saw it.)
..My family ditched the egg and just went for splashing holy water. However, they leave it sitting around open, and I think its growing stuff or something, cause it gives me rashes.
...Also, I'd recommend diluting the teatree oil with a carrier oil. Cause that shit can burn.
I know I have to know more of this, but it just isn't coming to mind. Hmm. Maybe I'll come back.
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Olive oil in the hair. Seriously it makes my hair feel like sex and it's super easy. Just comb it in when you're going to be chillin' for a bit, wash out with regular shampoo. It works better for my hair than any fancy hair treatments I've tried, and also curbs my dandruff when it acts up.
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For a sore throat, mix ~1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper with 1 cup of warm water, then gargle the mixture. It's nasty as can be, but it provides faster and longer lasting sore throat relief than anything else I've tried (from sprays to saltwater to honey & lemon mixes.)
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I love tea tree oil! I use it on cuts, acne... You name it! (Assuming "it" is cuts or acne. ) It's also great in tooth pick form, though that's not so much a home remedy as super fun to chew on (it numbs your tongue! It's totally awesome). Just be sure to use it a few hours before going anywhere public. You and I might think it smells awesome, Mister B, but everyone I've encountered after I've just put it on seems to just ask me, "What is that SMELL?" Why, that's the smell of me trying to not have a gross face! Thanks for asking.
Witch vera is also a wonder worker, but it's less home remedy and more just thing everybody ever should have. It's a moisturizer, a toner, cools and heals sunburns and bug bites and other skin irritations, is pretty good for massage and mildly sensational for other uses.
For headaches, mint on the temples is tried and true!
Lemon juice and tomato juice supposedly will naturally bleach body hair, but I've had no luck; the tomato did nothing and the lemon juice stung like a motherfucker.
Tea does wonders, honey does wonders (but think of the beeees ), water cures EVERYTHING EVER and there's an old family secret that's been passed down from generations for hemorrhoids: sit on a pile of potato peelings. Apparently it works like nothing else short of a hemmorhoidectomy? But luckily I can't testify to that. Say no to rectal bleeding, kids. It's a slippery slope.
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^ Used tea tree oil on a date since skin was very dry and she never called me back your other home remedies sound very awesome I'll have to come back here as a reference
allegoriest wrote:
It's cool, my grandma rubbed an egg on me.
(I KNOW there's a shit out there that says that. I can't remember where I saw it.)
..My family ditched the egg and just went for splashing holy water. However, they leave it sitting around open, and I think its growing stuff or something, cause it gives me rashes.
...Also, I'd recommend diluting the teatree oil with a carrier oil. Cause that shit can burn.
I know I have to know more of this, but it just isn't coming to mind. Hmm. Maybe I'll come back.
Hahaha so I'm not alone awesome.
As for the tea tree oil I leave it in the refrigerator since it feels awesome on your skin cold like a bunch of tiny frozen pins picking at you and it doesn't burn as much.
I think I've overused the word awesome in this post.
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chrisb wrote:The egg is supposed to "absorb" the bad stuff out of you, while I'm not sure about that it does cool you down and makes you feel good.
In my country that too is also a well know home remedy, but in here we use it to heal headaches.
Also if you have a cold boil the skin of a pineapple and add partially processed sugar (panela) to make it sweet, drink it every time you are thirsty.
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Something that has always worked for me is if you get a case of diarrhea, then eat some saltines with miracle whip/mayonnaise on them and that should do the trick.
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Mylene wrote:
For a sore throat, mix ~1/4 teaspoon of cayenne pepper with 1 cup of warm water, then gargle the mixture. It's nasty as can be, but it provides faster and longer lasting sore throat relief than anything else I've tried (from sprays to saltwater to honey & lemon mixes.)
Tried this, totally works. Cayenne pepper kills bacteria. If you're like me and tend to put WAY too much and end up screwing yourself up, add it to pulpy orange juice. The cayenne sticks to the pulp, making it more palatable. And even so, I kind of look forward to spicy orange juice when I'm sick. Like a Bloody Mary for those who hate drinking tomato juice.
Also, do yourself a favor and go out and find Acidophilus at your local drug store in the dietary supplements section. This cures so much stuff it's kind of ridiculous that it's not used as widely as it should. You know how Pepto-Bismol cures just about everything in your intestinal tract, but tastes like shit? This does the same, but in convenient pill or chewable form(I think my Mom happened onto this when trying to find a stomach medicine for me that wouldn't make me vomit just from the taste). Acidophilus is basically just a pill full of good bacteria, and most unhappy things in your digestive system happen from bad bacteria overriding the good. And while we're on the subject, this is also basically what happens when you get a yeast infection. You know those kits for yeast infections you get at the drug store that are about twenty bucks a pop? You're basically paying for the same thing attached to a little plunger to get it up there for the squeamish. Using acidophilus tablets actually were more effective for me since I could judge whether or not I needed more or less, while the store stuff explicitly for it basically only barely kept it away until the next time I bathed. Bullshit.
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teyhy wrote:
chrisb wrote:The egg is supposed to "absorb" the bad stuff out of you, while I'm not sure about that it does cool you down and makes you feel good.
In my country that too is also a well know home remedy, but in here we use it to heal headaches.
Also if you have a cold boil the skin of a pineapple and add partially processed sugar (panela) to make it sweet, drink it every time you are thirsty.
Is panela like piloncillo?
I see that stuff all the time if so, and I've NEVER tried it cause I don't know wtf it is. Some suspicious brown cone thing.
Generally, I think the egg thing is to stop the evil or something. I always had chanting done as they egg rubbed away, but I can't understand Spanish, sooooo...
My family thinks eggs, chanting and holywater cure everything. EVERYTHING.
I think tea does. ...But like, herbal tea. Like... Lavender and chamomile are calming, mint and ginger make stomachs happy, and valerian and friends make you sleeeepies. I spend my days mixing tea, and living off feverfew, because, it helps me not live in headache.
...When I was younger, my non-eggy grandmother would always give me 7up when I was sick. I'm not sure why, since I was little, but... okay.
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There's something about clear sodas. They hydrate and calm one's stomach (through carbonation, yo! Like Alka-Seltzer!) and what vitamin C 7-up specifically might have could also help with a cold.
Acidophilus... Someone was trying to push that on me recently. But I didn't realize it was a good bacteria thing! My doctor's been all, "BLAH BLAH GOOD BACTERIAS AND PROBIOTICS AND YEASTS BLAH BLAH" so that should be right up my health-based alley. I will have to give that a shot!
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Honey actually works really well on cuts. It keeps the bacteria out, for one thing. I've also heard pepper works pretty well.
I've used a lemon juice/cinnamon paste to get rid of/hide acne. Hurts like a mofo and you wind up looking like you have some jungle disease, then turn really red. But after all that you look pretty great.
And my grandpa once tried to use onions to cure my soar throat, but other adults intervened. Shame. I wanted to know what he was planning.
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allegoriest wrote:Is panela like piloncillo?
I see that stuff all the time if so, and I've NEVER tried it cause I don't know wtf it is. Some suspicious brown cone thing.
All the panelas I've seen are squares but if the piloncillo test sweet then it is the same thing, there are some companies that sell grounded panela or grounded partially processed sugar, companies like schullo.
Anyway my dad is a homeopathic doctor and he is always telling me that the panela is healthier than sugar, it sweeten fruit juices pretty well but after you try that staff whit your coffee I bet you would rather be a happy sick person than a healthy cranky one.
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^ BLAH my grandpa loves that stuff but I think it's pretty nasty.
Hermine wrote:
And my grandpa once tried to use onions to cure my soar throat, but other adults intervened. Shame. I wanted to know what he was planning.
Perhaps they intervened because he was planning on beating the sore throat out of you
Generally, I think the egg thing is to stop the evil or something. I always had chanting done as they egg rubbed away, but I can't understand Spanish, sooooo...
Haha the chanting is just a prayer, at least that's what my grandma does.
Here's another trick. For a toothache put a warm and wet green tea bag on the tooth. It hurts but sucks out the bad stuff.
For teeth whitening brush your teeth with crushed strawberries, it's a natural whitener and tastes a hell of a lot better than baking soda.
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chrisb wrote:
For teeth whitening brush your teeth with crushed strawberries, it's a natural whitener and tastes a hell of a lot better than baking soda.
Been meaning to post to this thread because I used to have a rather large interest in herbal remedies (still do-- when Gio's leg incisions were swollen, I hacked together a brew to cleanse it and draw out the infection) but I figure I should post in the spooky story thread first, or finish one of the numerous threads I have going of my own!
But to go along with the strawberry thing, parsley will naturally freshen your breath.
Also, little known fact-- catnip is the handiest thing to have around your house. It's a natural analgesic, as well as a febrifuge, meaning it eases pain and can bring down a fever. Between catnip, willow bark, and witch hazel, you have 9/10ths of a herbalist's cupboard
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^ Strangely enough cat litter is a good facial scrub... ew but whatever works lol.
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Works along the same principles as using kaolin clay as a face mask. They're absorbent.
Myself, I use cat littler to give my car traction in snow
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Hermine wrote:
Honey actually works really well on cuts.
I heard that too but from what i was told, it needs to be clean, unprocessed honey without any additives for the best results.
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Quoted for truth, as for honey. I use it as a remedy on sore throat (about 2 - 3 small spoons a day). If you caught a nasty cold you can cure yourself very fast just by drinking warm water with honey and natural raspberry juice. Works well on me...
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Uncooked, room temp. bacon is supposed to speed up the healing of minor burns. According to my aunt at least. I havent the slightest idea if this works or not.
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I use an antibiotic/antiviral/antiinflammatory called Wild Oregano oil for a number of remedies.
It's one of the few substances that can kill super-bugs and yeast overgrowth, and I think that using it has had a lot to do with keeping myself out of the hospital.
I buy a hand sanitizing spray that has it diluted in water with a handful of other aromatics and I spray it everywhere whenever I'm in the city, I use a nose spray with basically the same blend &saline to rinse allergens from the sinuses, there's an oregano bug spray that can kill a fat wasp mid-air, there's a cinnamon/oregano blend I add a few drops of when I brush my teeth.. And I take about 200-300 drops a week of a "super-strength" 1:2 oregano/olive oil blend for general health.
It's really strong, and the author I learned about it from warns people not to take it if their liver is already busy with more than two drugs. Something about the carvacol (sp?) being hard on the organ. I switch it out about 1/3 of the time for 8ppm nano-silver (compared to 2000ppm toxic collide silver) for antibacterial support and liquid calcium/zinc/copper/silver if needed for antiviral support, along with high-active manuka honey for general health.
This is all very cool, except for the fact that I've spent everything on this kind of healthcare that anyone else in their mid-twenties would be spending on cars, jewelry, vacations, etc. I try not to dwell on that too often, cause it isn't like I'd rather be sick.. (I'm living with a condition only diagnosed in 5.3 per million people. The latest treatment for it was innovated in 1936, so I'm very much on my own for figuring out how to live with it. That's why I love/hate Ruka so dearly.)
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That's what happened to me too.
But I managed to get a car before it got bad, and turned it into my baby, and now I can't drive.
I live off an entire slew of herbal medications, mostly to go out in the suuuun. (Fuck you, sun.)
My diseasedness hasn't gotten too bad, cept I have stupid smaller ones on the side. I still live in a mystery world though where we're kinda at a diagnosis halt, due to me being poor, and them wanting to wait until I have a bad attack...
My everyday drugs of choice are feverfew- my one true love, and algae beta carotene. I'm SUPPOSED to be taking large amounts. but i'm afraid of turning orange. (Yeah, I'm that shallow. But I stay indoors.) Feverfew longterm really helps with headaches. I had them like hell everyday until I started taking it religiously. I still have them more than the average person, but it was like, half my life before. Beta carotene is the only thing i'm taking for being sicklies, and I dunno WHAT it does really, but it was recommended to me, and I feel better with it, so I take it. I've been given ways to get ZOMG amounts of it for people like me, but, I'm kinda afraid of it. :\
We have an entire cabinet of herbal things for whatever HRM I feel for the week. My family's kinda really into that stuff. Seriously, we're not allowed to have pills, we have to make them ourselves or go see a witch to make them for us. :\
(Fortunately, I'm kinda forced to suffer medically wise unless I'm in attack, which, means I have to go to the hospital anyway, so its not like i'm being deprived of treatment, don't worry.)
I'm also DEATHLY AFRAID of skin cancer. Like holy fuck. I started EATING tea cause i'm afraid of it. I don't remember the logic behind this, but, It's go in this HOLY CHRIST WHY SO BITTER way.
Currently, I'm trying to create an herbal mosquito repellent cause off doesn't do crap but make me puke. So far, I've created a great one, but, it also repels people. Whoops. In fact, i'd love to hear ideas for this if anyone has them.
And you love Ruka. That magnificent bastard.
I'm gonna rechange my sig and all with him I think. Hmm.
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Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:
Quoted for truth, as for honey. I use it as a remedy on sore throat (about 2 - 3 small spoons a day). If you caught a nasty cold you can cure yourself very fast just by drinking warm water with honey and natural raspberry juice. Works well on me...
I must try this as I'm still sick...I've been drinking warm water with lemon but I still have a hacking cough.
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