This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Only until after you eat it.
What's the cure for cancer?
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Sniffing anthrax.
How come everything is funnier with the word "fuck" in it?
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Nobody can have fun until there are jell-o shots.
Who needs more cowbell?
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Anyone whose name doesn't start with 'Nan' and ends with 'ami.'
Is it true that we really didn't start the fire
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NOT UNTIL THEY POP ALL OVER YOUR NEW SHIRT. D:
(disclaimer: I doubt that would happen, anyone who has now developed breastipoppaphobia)
Does this dress make me look fat?
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Because it's the Man who is keeping us down, ya dig?
Are furries really all that bad?
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No. It makes you a microbey.
What do you give somebody with everything?
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Chuck Norris is not a simpler life form.
Why did I just make a Chuck Norris joke? They're so old!
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No, I am the CHEMO.
Why are there so many obnoxious people?
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Not enough predators controlling the population.
Why do people support Sarah Palin?
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For the lulz
This is specifically for storm, did you know your "this is what a real feminist looks like" pic is on a forum dedicated to "people shouldnt wear certain t-shirts"?
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Nope. But then, I have no such shirt.
...I actually don't have another stupid question though. Have at, somebody!
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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Only in Finland.
If I stab a mime, will it scream?
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Yes. But you won't be able to hear it.
If I scratch a place where no itch exists, will I start to be itchy? (Test it lol )
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Perhaps on your body, but not on mine!
Does magick work?
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