This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Manager: "Welcome my dear Lady *greets Juri* how can I serve you?"
Akio: "I'm here too you know!" *ANNOYED*
*Manager snaps his fingers and two big guys drag Akio to the wall and chain him there*
Juri: "Thank you, so what exactly is the IHOP?"
Manager: "International House of Pain of cause."
Juri: "Sounds interesting..." *INTREGED*
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*Mikaga slinks out of the shadows, dressed as a waiter*
Mikage: May I take you to your seat, m'lady?
Juri: Hey, you're that dead guy who posessed my not-even-in-my-dreams girlfriend, right? Made her pull a sword out of my chest, correct?
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(*dies laughing* HOMYGAWD.....Goodgollygoshjeepers, Batman! ha......haaaaa.....)
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*Mikaga and Juri stare from the entrance of the IHOP*
Mikage: Thay seem to be having quite a bit of fun..... *snakes an arm arouns Juri's waist*
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*Mikage snakes his hand from around Juri's waist*
Mikage: Well, it was worth a try, right?
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*Juri nods like a whipped dog*
Juri: uh huh, uh huh!!!
*Shiori lays back on one of the IHOP both tables and licks her lips*
Shiori: Want a taste of MY rainbow?
(ha.....ha....I feel clever.)
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Mikage: *sighs* Everyone gets laid around here but the necropheliac.....
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*Mikaga squeals like a little girl, then jumps on Mamiya and begins to ravage him*
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Batman: *glares at Mikage and turns to him after making Kozue orgasm for the 100th time* A grown man such as yourself should not be having sex with young boys. I will punish you! *starts to ram Mikage in the butt*
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Mikage: EEEEK!!! *screams a bit* Thank you, Batman!!!
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Saionji: Touga.....best friend.....Why aren't you ass-ramming MEEEEE!?
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Saionji: No, because you've had Utenaon yer dick. That means that you have cooties.
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*Utena then detaches himself from Anthy and walks over to Saionji*
Utena: Are you saying I have cooties? You're the one with cootie. *points to her 20 inch dick* I also have a way bigger dick then you. Yours is only 3 inch, and that's when you have a boner.
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*Saionji runs away like a pansy woman and cries*
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