Yasha wrote:

This chapter will be finished as of the 30th page.

I have PMed Razara as she said she was recording everything posted in this thread so we can read the next masterpiece that is this SKU fanfiction we all been writing.  If she has lost it, then I will go through this thread and post it myself.

Chapter 2:

Beetles attack the absolute finest silken blouse, eating through Juri's cotton panties and her with fevrer.

The morning light hit the cold, hard nipples poking out of Miki's shirt and danced across the shagpile carpet, setting fires using poptarts as fuel.

The End of the World watched over the increasing madness, and quickly reached down with lust to grab a hold of Nanami's luscious, perky breasts because Utena said so, and then decided to squeeze Miki's ass, surprising him so much he creamed all over Juri.

Eggs were in the frying-pan until Chu-Chu pops out of the syrup jar and dressed in lingerie with lace flowers and elephant buttons walked towards a drunk Tokiko who had perverted designs of Mikage and Mamiya written in pink icing covering her exposed breasts.

Everyone began to make their way to school as the bells turned into large freakish deformed breasts.

Akio giggled most uncharacteristically as he snorted coke from the back of his wings, flexing which fluttered around his gigantic shiny buttocks.

Meanwhile, while recited Philosophy In the Bedroom as Saionji bitterly inserted a vibrator deep into the Rose Bride's tight left kidney with a swift massaging motion.

Chu-Chu creamed in delight in his creme brulee.

Back at the tower, Juri discovered that Miki was a robot and ate his parsley while Juri pressed her goodies against the vibrating washing machine and oozed antifreeze from her eye sockets while Kanae masturbated to pictures of Anthy smiling her usual smile.

Anthy was having cybersex with Anthy's pet snake who was posing as Akio's car, but Saionji logged on and cyber-smacked Anthy with his e-cock, this was all being recorded by Miki, who was licking Kanae's perky nipples while she kissed the tip of his right toe lustfully.

Tsuwabuki was spying on rabid chickens gleefully pecking the eyes out of Kanae's underwear.

The eyeball underwear in question was a surprisingly fragrant mixture of oranges and Windex with bacon overtones.

It wriggled in pleasure and batted its lacy eyelids as Shiori licked a watermelon over a dead cat on a hot summer cattle-probing day.

Ruka sniffed at the shrubbery when a puppy pissed on his leg out of the puppy's urethra.

This made Anthy sweaty, as she planned for her movie comeback playing a passive-aggressive by rapist with a fetish for spitting llamas.

Nanami avoided death and Akio's not happy about it.

He pulled out his enormous squid and released it into the Kiryuu house where it molested Touga's kitten as well as poor Nanami's bear, then it seeked out the pantry.

Soon, the squid gorged itself on month old yogurt, which caused it to prance and hallucinate.

Afterwards, everybody partook in The Feast of a Thousand Suns, during which Miki slipped Chu-Chu a nauseating piece of bread carrot cake in which he stuck a deal to save poptarts.

Juri ran into a very large dragon ball which split into seven freakish gnomes, gnomes with massive pointy teeth and shriveled fingers.

They jumped Juri's bones, yet Juri purred they were confused, but danced a happy jig.

Anthy comes with flamethrower yelling incoherently while waving the obligatory white government envelope filled with broken bones and Valentines.

Then, Saionji bitched about how his fat ass was in those pants when a tensile barrier burst into a blaze of glory - Mari's hymen was gone, having gone for a stroll in the public washrooms looking for some casual sportswear, not realizing she was on the edge of losing her immunity to syphilis which she caught from the dead of night from Mikage.

Nanami sang "Live and Let Die" that echoed through the hallways until Anthy dropped the flowerpot on Miki's piano, and it explodes into a million smelly chunks of fetid monkey vomit.

Up in the sky, is it a bird?

No, it’s super Touga’s penis space rocket bursting with streams of brightly colored bubbles from Steve Irwin’s manta ray wounds!

Everybody run away, Akio got wood today as he fervently watched Keiko dress up as Barney the purple dinosaur.

Movie!Akio was sound asleep counting little black sheep testicles while he fondled them lovingly then bites off their tails with vigor!

Akio’s mouth is full because he is kissing a large wombat with a massive chunk of rose jams which he ate with some fava beans and a Miller Lite.

What he didn’t know was that Miller Lite was actually a pink jar of pepto bismol paint with extra lead chips.

Anthy watches anticipatorily, smiling, holding the sharpened meat-cleaver.

At long last, Pikachu zapped Chu-Chu with his pulsating Pikachu pancreas sending Chu-Chu into a enormous H-bomb, crushing Akio with the pressure of his gigantic inflated ego.

But, then Utena got caught in a meat grinder in the middle of the Dead Sea which was quite painful due to the angry beavers dammed up in her colossal metal underwear.

Touga was playing with fire, when suddenly money started falling out of Saionji's stolen piggybank onto the burning matches in his pants which were just repaired after many erections in the quiet corner of Wakaba's room where the leaf hairpin bubbled merrily and changed colors, very pretty colours while Wakaba, angry because she wasn't getting any grabbed a mallet and abused it, sexually.

Over at the boy's washroom, Saionji was peeking at Touga's very minature nose razor, which was buzzing rather disturbingly as he trimmed his alarmingly lush white hair which had sprouted from his palms and his thighs.

A breeze was wafting over the hill as the bull mounted the rather rusty-looking metal underwear, as he tried to impress Nanami with his giant swinging cowbell.

Nanami was less than thrilled, because she knew the ringing would cause her to freak out Touga's large, hairy pussy.

Akio, however, had no qualms rattling Touga's "pussy" so, with frivolous passion, he "rang the bell". 

Touga complained that his ass had grass growing out of his bunghole, causing Nanami put on her thinking cap.

Meanwhile, back at Utena's dorm Utena was exercising her skills on tongue flexibility with her best partner, Chu-Chu.

They used a strawberry and decapitated bunny's skull which she borrowed from Anthy's giant Octopus formerly known as Prince Yummy Takoyaki.

Anthy had a great scheme involving cocaine and hookers and inflating alien dolls but somehow, Mikage took full credit and everyone loved him.

Mamiya, who was Anthy decides a new scheme of commiting a murder.

With truckfull of cyanide, he frames Mikage and Mikage jumps off the ridiculously phallic pancake because of his nerd rage and viagra.

It was a simple matter of scraping him off and then covering him in syrup.

As Mamiya savors Mikage, they are interrupted by Touga's floozies who make them slaves to Giovanna and her flying screencaps that bound them with tentacles and carefully removed their shoes and secret stash of barnyard animals.

Mikage is force to join forces with Chu-Chu and the frog for the communist revolution!

They donned tutus and strangled Touga's floozies with symbolic taffy Mikage ate with a bottle of pickled cyanide and some cheap blood of virgins.

The floozies fight back with slingshots that held Saionji's large, pulsing shinai in some weird places, while Mikage molested young boys who were dancing delightfully with scantily clad toilet gnomes.

The quick brown fox bit Anthy's hand as she held freshly sliced meat that looked like a symbolically important phallic symbol that had been put through hell.

She told it that it had been rather delightful, but awfully naughty for something that used to be attached to a fencepost that Kanae built for her personal enjoyment.

Somehow, somewhere, the fencepost was yearning to be humped gleefully by little gray guys with gigantic eyes.

They did a Vegas dance and hopped into a giant red motorbike with sidecar and took a slice of gouda that was burning with unholy flames and used a slingshot to catapult the crack pipe over yonder hills and through a rainbow and into Utena's bed in the hopes of planting a webcam so anyone can watch her secret nighttime job as a pole-dancer.

'Himemiya,' said Utena, 'Please spank me hard while the sprinkler gets me wet because the customers love to see my happy smile on my 'lips' when I whip out five giant pistols made of soggy taffy.’

But, Anthy is actually an ex-stripper disguised by Touga and his love of secret side jobs involving BBQ ribs and flame throwers , not mentioning the bazookas fired by women with rubber bands wrapped around their nipples.

The angry mob stopped dead as popsickles in the sunlight, watching in horror as Touga and Utena proclaimed their newfound joy in s&m as Utena cattleproded Touga.

Touga wails in ecstasy as Utena viciously rammed that sucker up into his guts and fried his dinner on his scorching back.

Akio barges in to demand what can only be called A Very Bad horseback riding experience.

He had been saddled like a pro and he wanted someone of that sweet S&M game to ride all over with 1,000V of electricity.

The demand-supply curve for their porn tapes got bent in the wrong direction shortly after Nanami's henchgirls flew to Touga's pants.

They made serious damages, kicking aside the prone prawns that had accumulated inside Touga's thong Touga is in hell.

Hell is a very sanitary place that smells like Akio's car seat after a fabulous romp with badgers and boars in bikinis on boats with coats of beaver fur soaked in yak fat and sewed with Chu-chu's intestines and rum.

The only drawback is that Hell doesn't have any good places to get fucked for half price because of union rules.

However it's breeding grounds or demons who are into various forms of love and utensils, were infested with blood sucking bunnies!!!!

The demons were actually typecasting nymphos who had way too many viagra and ecstasy mixed into their drinks, causing them to projectile vomit rose rings and pork chops.

A crash of elephants ran across Nanami's pale legs leaving large hickeys from their trunks, traumatizing her for the next life-time challenge.

Meanwhile at the cocktower, Akio was dissatisfied with his live porn, so he makes Touga 'deliver roses' to him 'roses' with multiple settings and voice control capabilities, such as radioactive sensitivity with three choices of salami for penguins.

Akio likes salami when it's properly driven into his ready mouth as the salty taste tastes salty.

But the salami mutates into an alien cock and starts gagging Akio, who was into breath, among other questionable hobbies.

He spits it out making a TING sound  hitting Touga's eye "Oooooo my eye!" he screams in torment (and possibly orgasmic rapture) making him float like a bird high on crystal meth sippin on vodka in a high-heeled shoe which Saionji wore with genuine pleasure to be fucked hard by both Akio and Kozue wearing a strap-on buckle simultaneously.

The pain, he knew, was sparkling and very worth it.

Mikage and Miki were staring at Anthy, drunk and holding a butcher knife.

She was waving it wearing nothing but a dress made of dynamites.

A-ko grabbed the detonator planning to take down the cocktower when the cellphone sang "mushi mushi" she answered, "Como estas?"

"C'est qui?"

"You speaka English?"

Suddenly, the detonator was dropped on the floor and blows up Anthy into cotton candy gore.

Which is surprising because everybody thought that Anthy was made from snail goo and newt eyeballs with a dash of rose hip jam.

But no, the evil monkey savors Anthy's remains.

Jaws dripping salaciously he pulls her spleen through her nostril.

Dripping slowly, viscously, Chu-Chu felt himself lactate due to male pregnancy although, was he really that excited because Wakaba's the father of the hideous Chu-chukaba.

A hideously genki monster raises hell in Ohtori.

While Nanami's egg hatches, devours Akio and turns everyone into monkeys!

Monkey Saionji is killing a chimpified Utena, who developed a taste for Pop-tarts  stuffed with prosciutto.

Monkey Akio went down to Funkytown, and discoed ridiculously which angered monkey Juri because of the lack of banana dildos , so new duels begin , bells chime, shadow girls sell tickets as monkeys pick weapons.

The monkeys eyed, Anthy offered banana peels and pinned them to the delicate flesh then ripped them off her velcro couch, as the blood dripped from the ketchup bottle the duel commences.

Monkey Juri brandishes the banana rapier, while Touga and Miki argued over penis size.

C-ko and Tokiko were frolicking in Anthy's garden when suddenly, Mikage sashayed in with banana condoms asking to be whipped with a tube-sock.

C-ko responded by kicking it up a notch, causing the Pop-Tart God major concerns about his sexual well being.

As a result, he was to be castrated with a bottle of Vanilla Ice-cream Spider and a rusty cast-iron 10" dildo to ensure that he had chocolate gelati to help cope with the excruciating pain.

The sound of poptarts dancing in the air filled the hallways as Mikage gently massaged monkey Mamiya's back.

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This is truly a masterpiece.

Stephen King has nothing on this story, it has everything, poptarts, flamethrowers, tubesocks and of cause monkeys....everyone loves monkeys.

BioKraze wrote:

Of course everybody loves monkeys, Tamago! What's not to love about animals that throw their shit around, quite literally? Or openly masturbate in front of public view? Or do lots of other squicky things in front of the little ones?

Have you ever given bubblegum to a zoo monkey? Great fun! (Ask Lady Lortab about this)

Gave cheetos to the safari monkeys once. Not fun because yes they DO throw their shit around. Good thing we have windows.

Another classic! I feel my heart wrench, and my guts ache with laughter! My eyes are swollen from crying at the sheer beauty! Truly, this must be preserved for the ages!

It's going in the archive thread.

I feel a strange urge to put this in the fandom section once we have about 15-20 chapters... I don't know. I should resist.

But why would you resist? You, of all people, Yasha? Resist posting this beautiful work of art? I think not!

You have a good point there, Razara. But posting up to four words gives greater flexibility. Should we stick to the classic rules, or should we bend them a bit. After all, aren't rules meant to simply be a means to guide the unknowing into enlightenment of the subject? Or are they meant to be bent in a slight fashion? I feel that four words is a comfortable bending of the original rules, but your suggestion that we return to the original doctrine (does this word even work in this context?) holds equal merit, Razara.

I suppose we should let Gio and Yasha decide. After all, they are Ends of the Forum and the Touga to match.

Let's scale back the amount of words to three for now, and then if we still feel it's too many, we'll scale back to two. I'll start the next thread after I scavenge something to eat, I'm dying of starvation.