This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
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Touga: Nanami, I have a sword in my pants, do you want to take it out for me.Nanami: *eyes light up* Yes onii-sama!!!!
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*Nanami unzips her big brother and gasps out of disappointment*Nanami: "You call that a sword? Tsuwabuki's 'sword' is bigger than this." (UGH)
Touga: Well I'm sorry, but if my dueling sword was any bigger, it wouldn't be very effective in duel and I'd never win the Rose Bride.
*An Inflatable Sheep Appears*
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*It pops*
Juri: *smirking* You're just sore because mine's bigger than yours. Touga: If by 'mine' you mean, 'personality disorder', I heartily concur.
Juri: No, I mean this. *pulls out a 20 inch cock*Touga: *gasps* Where did that come from?
"Holy Xerath! Where am i? What's that smell?"