This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
The rules: A movie is named. You exchange an actor, the director, somebody big and present in the movie, with someone who has the same first or last name to the ends of making the movie undoubtedly better or at least really really novel.
So, if the movie is Big, you can replace Tom Hanks with Tom Sizemore. If it's Lord of the Rings, you can swap out Sean Astin for John Astin or Sean Connery, whomever you think would be, at least, more hilarious following Frodo around being blubbery.
And, then you pick the next movie.
The first movie is...
Forrest Gump
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Forrest Gump
I apologize in advance for butchering this beautiful movie.
Lead: Tom Hanks ----> Tom Cruise
Director: Robert Zemeicks ----> Robert Pattinson
Supporting: Sally Field ----> Todd Field
One Hour Photo
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One Hour Photo
Directed by Mark (Kung Fu Panda/SpongeBob) Osborne and starring Robin Wright as a crazyass photo developer growing lost in her own loneliness, self-loathing, and madness, who stalks and harasses Brigitte Nielsen's family through a series of surreal and manic attempts to establish connections and order.
The Empire Strikes Back
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