Like the whore I am, I did my first name:

Lauren Tested, Mother Approved.
Little. Yellow. Different. Lauren.
Drinka Pinta Lauren A Day.
A Taste For Lauren.
Lauren - The Appetizer!
Where Do You Want Lauren To Go Today?
Have Lauren Your Way.
Hope It's Lauren, It's Lauren, We Hope It's Lauren...
Make It A Lauren Night.
Does the Hard Lauren, So You Don't Have To.
Lauren Makes Everything Better.
Sometimes You Feel Like a Lauren, Sometimes You Don't.
Yo Quiero Lauren.
It Could Be Lauren.
What Can Lauren Do For You?
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Lauren from the Oven.
Lauren Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Come See the Softer Side of Lauren.
Fast Lauren and Good for You.
Devon Knows How They Make Lauren So Creamy.
Next to the Breast, Lauren's the Best.
The Lauren That Refreshes.
A Day Without Lauren is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Lauren.
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Lauren.
Thank Lauren It's Friday.
Don't Leave Home Without Lauren.
Obey Your Lauren.
All You Need is a Lauren and a Dream.
Kids Will Do Anything For Lauren.
Lauren Saves Your Soul.
Mum's Gone to Lauren
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Lauren.

And every word of it true.

I think the guy sitting next to me in class thinks I'm insane.

There Ain't No Party Like A To(u)ga Party.

This should be the slogan of RoseCon.

(This thing is just too amusing.)

I just had to.

"The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Panties."

Lawlz.

Now.

Erin: The Other White Meat. []
Go To Work On An Erin. [Ooh yeah. Go to work on me. ]
And All Because The Lady Loves Erin. [Yes indeedy. Lady Nilamarthiel sure loves herself.]
Tastes Great, Less Erin. [I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted.]
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Erin. [What can I say? I'm a cat-person.]
Wouldn't You Like To Be An Erin Too? [Only with less mass, sure!]
Ding-Dong! Erin Calling! [*snerk*]
Nothing Comes Between Me And My Erin. [I wish somebody would say this in front of me. *siigh*]
There's First Love, and There's Erin Love. [Which happens to be more than slightly obsessive and bordering on hate, depending on who you are.]
Is Erin In You? []
Sweet as the Moment When the Erin Went "Pop." [That, actually, has yet to happen.]

Heeeee.

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Shiori. (I bet the other two prefer Juri.)

Reach Out and Touch Shiori. (Don't mind if I do.)

How Do You Eat Your Shiori? (Yes, it's necessary for me to choose all the dirty ones.)

Only Shiori Can Prevent Forest Fires. (And with Mikage around, that's a good thing.)

Silly Rabbit, Shiori is for Kids. ("Silly Juri, miracles are intended for children!")

Welcome To Shiori Country. (I want to live their...)

Shiori Tested, Mother Approved. (I was thinking about this slogan earlier today. But as far as Shiori goes, I don't think that many mothers would approve.)

Devon Knows How They Make Saionji So Creamy.
Fill It To The Rim With Saionji.
Feel The Raw Naked Saionji Of The Road.
Fast Saionji and Good for You.
The Saionji That Likes To Say Yes.

Gee, Your Tsuwabuki Smells Terrific.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Tsuwabuki.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Tsuwabuki.
A Tsuwabuki A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
Stop! This Tsuwabuki is not Ready Yet!

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Anthy On Your Knife.
Behold the Power of Anthy.
What Can Anthy Do For You?
Cuts Anthy Time in Half.
Happiness is Anthy-Shaped.

My slogans with my name

I'm a Secret Angela Drinker. ( I hope I taste good )
I Can't Believe It's Not Angela.
I Think, Therefore Angela.
Be Like Dad, Keep Angela.
Wait Till We Get Our Angela On You.(Bow Chicka Wah Wah)