...I don't know about turning people off, but I certainly know about saying the wrong thing.

Like:

You're the only redhead I am sleeping with.
Don't worry about that, it'll go out by itself.
Noo, I've never TRIED to fuck your sister(I succeeded).
Would you lick the dogs ass?


...It goes on like this...

Well, calling out your ex's name while your current partner is going down on you is always a bad thing...

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Well, calling out your ex's name while your current partner is going down on you is always a bad thing...

Yes this one is damn near universally bad and if it gets that bad people... i dont know use name tages

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

...I fucking hate Phil Collins.

Tamago wrote:

The worst thing to say in bed to a guy....

Is it in yet?

I wonder how many women have thought that and just didn't say any thing

Giovanna wrote:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

...I fucking hate Phil Collins.

American Psycho hehehehehehe yeah Phil Collins and Sussudio are definitely mood killers, my friend came up with this one:

Are you done yet? I want to catch that rerun of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...

"I don't know if I have stuff for lunch...maybe I'll make a tuna and asparagus sandwich....uhm...yeah, I hope we didn't leave stuff out...uhm..."


Paraphrased, indeed. Unless, of course, he gets off on asparagus....

Some of the worst things to say when having sex with a woman....

"Clitoris! Smitoris! who gives a shit if I find it or not?"

"Don't worry about it, you can take antibiotics if you catch my yeast infection."

"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your saviour?"

"Are you sure this is your first time sis?"

"I bet if I shouted into your pussy, I will hear an echo."

"Don’t worry, I will continue next commercial break, the game is on now."

"I need to roll at least a 16 on my D20 before I can continue."

"It's not the meat, it's the motion!"

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"Is that your/my cell phone ringing?"

"Can you make it dance?"

"You sure it's under all that hair?"

"No, it's not a rash I swear!"

"Hi daddy"

or my personal fav....."zzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ"

Giovanna wrote:

Asparagus is apparently a bad thing to eat if you're concerned with the taste of your sex fluids.

Yes. Hence why I never eat it. Also, I hate asparagus. I've heard the same thing about garlic, but I've never gotten a complaint. And I eat a lot of garlic. Mmm...vampires fear me!

Edit: So far the worst thing I've ever heard in bed is the bf threatening to get some of those herbal penis enhancements. First of all, I doubt they work, they'd probably just turn the skin blue and make it fall off, which would piss me off. Second of all, he really does not need them.

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I just hope that I end up having sex with people who understand that I'm quiet during sex. Actually it gets to a point that when I'm physically aroused, I can't talk. My voice just doesn't respond if I try to talk. And it takes a hell of a lot to get more than a grunt out of me too. If I don't yelp when being caned, then who knows what it'll take to get me to make noise...

Facials are pointless. I wouldn't let anyone shoot off on my face and I wouldn't do it to anyone either. I just don't get the appeal.