This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
So's other good things can begin.
Who was phone?
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Your mom.
What's the purpose of a middle name?
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Yes.
Just how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Because Disney has been genetically engineering animated characters since 1927 or so.
If the Three Stooges were set in a free for all between themselves, who would win?
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yes but only on thursdays between 4 a.m and 6 p.m
Is schrodinger's cat dead?
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Nope. It's playing possum.
How do you lose a guy in ten days?
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Because it's the closest thing they've got to a ship.
What can duct tape NOT fix?
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Your cat.
Do you touch yourself when someone thinks of ewe?
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Not knowingly.
Why do evil bishies have so many more fangirls than good ones?
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Cause they can hit me baby one more time!~
Why do I always feel like I need to be the centre of attention?
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The Jolly Green Giant.
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it hit anything?
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Yes that one guy that was around to hear it, but is now dead from BEING CRUSHED BY AN EFFING TREE!!
I can haz cheezburger nao?
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No cheezburger for u!!!
Do you believe in measuring a person's level of sexual preference in percentiles?
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Not sick. I'm special.
Why do they call them "fairy" tales?
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Because 'fag waggers' was too offensive.
Why are they called egg beaters?
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Because then how would Bilbo Baggins celebrate his Eleventy-First birthday?
Where do they make balloons?
(PS- to anyone who gets the reference!)
Last edited by Imaginary Bad Bug (10-18-2009 07:23:33 PM)
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