This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Utena:*Notes Akio's presence* What do you want, needle dick.
Anthy: Hello, oniisama.
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Utena:*Scoffing, not missing a stroke* Suuuure. Even if that is true, your sister enjoys my dick far more than she enjoys yours.
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Akio:*Smiles* I can shrink her dick you know.
Anthy: And I can make it as big as I want. What's your point?
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Anthy:*Gasping* Th-that's...a great idea *gasp*, Utena-sama. *Makes Utena's dick twenty inches long*
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Anthy:*Can't talk for panting*
Akio: Oh please let me join!
Utena: Shove it, tiny.
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Utena: Go screw one of your other bitches.
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Loser Guy Who Is Oddly Unphased By All Of The Current Happenings: Uh.....Can anybody spare me the directions to the IHOP? I'm preeeeeetty sure I got a bit lost..... *sweatdrop*
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*All the random girls pounce of the loser guy, ripping off all his clothes and start having there way with him. Akio frowns at this.*
Akio: Hey, why did they notice that loser guy instead of me? It isn't fair! I'm way hotter then he is!
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*loser guy, whose name is Chad, in between gasps says* LADIES LOVE TEH IHOP!
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Chad: Naw. IHOP's where it's at! *gets down to bidness*
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Chad: No...one...? *thinks* ME!!
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*Chad spots Nanami and breaks through the mass of scantily clad women to take her hand* Bonjour, madamoiselle...
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*Chad is disheartened, but moves on to Juri* Haaaay, sexy...
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