This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#726 | Back to Top03-25-2009 08:49:05 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

butt cheek

(Oh my, 30 pages already. Maybe we do need a chapter 13.)

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#727 | Back to Top03-25-2009 08:55:23 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

for far

(Actually we were suppsed to have stopped after Chapter 10 but as there is nothing that really rhymes with thirteen, I am considering a new way of doing things.)

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#728 | Back to Top03-25-2009 08:57:50 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

to long

(Can't wait for the new way then)

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#729 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:09:36 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

his Y-fronts

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#730 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:11:14 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

were bad

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#731 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:17:03 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

-ly stained.

THE END

I will post the Chapter next.

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#732 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:18:25 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Wow, that chapter went really fast.

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#733 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:30:30 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Yes it sure did, now here it is:

Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Delving into the toilet, Anthy scrubbed a turd out by the new injection system which involved incredible momentum and chewing-gum. 

Nanami kissed NRG, as a cow thanks to the cowbell that ate a big leaf.

Chocolate bunnies invaded Akio's cock-tower during his private meditation time. They rampaged into Anthy's sock-drawer, looking for some delicious hash laced brownies, causing damage but ended-up high as a hippie.

Miki slowly banged Kozue like an animal on The Discovery Sex Channel.

That evening, Utena licked her fingers and stuck them inside Anthy's wet dripping roses and rapidly exfoliated Akio and thus, coming very hard and making Anthy come to an explosion, a blossoming super rose.

Behind the dueling forest, Anthy was sniffing Utena's flower flavoured candy-canes and put some carrots in her pencil-case of a million snails.

Acid-washed jeans was what Touga liked when jacking sports-cars for epic lulz.

A computer-hacker posted blackmail on Akio's Blackberry, hoping Anthy would show his big dick-tation to the world.

Juri stretched Miki's shirt with her gigantic boobs as she put it by Utena's white rose.  Meanwhile, Superman kicked Akio's face nine times very passionately as Tamago gleefully smeared kryptonite on Superman's chicken kabab.

The barbecue was murky from all the testicles that were cut from random boys who lost duels against Chu-Chu.

Akio's balls were the grandest elder at selling crap on eBay. 

Bells were ringing as snowflakes covered Utena's blue suede she wore while snorting some white powdered lines off of Miki's chest.

Police swarmed the cocktower preparing for kung-fun hippos and Team Rocket to escape in an icecream truck with stolen bags of balls.

Touga's togas fell off, revealing moist potatoes causing widespread erections and Utena uses her mouth to lavish their skin.

"I just want Anthy to make movies of the time we made pudding!" Utena screamed when Juri licked her toffee-apple sensually.

Anthy smiled and hissed when Saionji showed Akio's nipples to his psychoanalyst to determine whenever he farted.  Batman was hardly impressed by Akio's giant cocktower, mostly because he'd seen better and bigger when he travels to Bangkok. 

Wakaba sang in the shower IN HELL ever since she killed dolphins at Sea World seven times.

Dogs ate Akio's new shoes made of beef jerky, when you dip them, they make very good party treats.

Homer Simpson was Juri's bowling ball waxer who ate nachos off her boobs. Miki was jealous because he wanted to kiss Touga with a ten foot plunger.

Relaxed was Keiko, as she farted loudly thus scaring off Touga's half-drowned kitty which Nanami tried smoking kippers with.

Fights broke out when Anthy's boxers were on display as everyone wanted them for their science project as they had no idea how science worked.

Girl-type Akio was born yesterday during training at McDonald's while the french-fries were being dipped in toxic substance.

The alarms blared as party-poopers converged, holding large inflatable plushies of Utena, screaming like fan girls.

A challenger gargled liquid poptarts ruthlessly while Anthy cooked roasted shaved ice addicted yak over a flaming alter.

Amazing sex was possible if magic was used by Anthy to enlarge body parts if you dip them in butterscotch.

Saionji got a box of dildos for Christmas for his science project about penises of the duelists.

Songs about Mussolini were sung by castrated chipmunks in High Definition on the Animal Planet.

Chu-Chu ate BBQ M&Ms that Utena provided by pooping them out of her ass.

Moist towelettes were served by penguins in tuxedos made with spit and Polish yaks from some of Nanami's eggs.

Shit often happens when Akio takes off Anthy's clothes with tongs because Utena broke his hands because of PMS.

A-ko and B-ko examined the crap on the crap off of a fiddler-crab going 300 km/h on the Akio Highway.

Shiori was kissing Juri where nobody would expect, but drunk as she was, it still didn't explain why so many naked Anth-ies ran around singing opera.

Wakaba listened intently for silent farts over the radio, while aggravated koalas peed on unsuspecting tourists.

The computers rebelled against Akio's new Vista updates since Vista was introduced because Vista was a bad idea.

A nude Utena and a buff looking Miki posed for Anthy who drank Pepsi while she carved out Utena's boobs out of Stone Dragons exist only at Ohtori because PETA didn't like having them having them hump their grandmothers.

Raptor was the favourite band because they represented cheese-doodles which were popular amongst bitchy girls.

Mikage planned to hump the blackboard after Tokiko whipped him because Mamiya demanded punishment after being dumped from an airplane without a pussy to land on.

Giant dicks are a must when travelling around Anthy's pussy-mobile.  Later on, ninja stars struck their eyeballs, exploding them into millions of Swords of Hate.

Wakaba carried Akio's dickaphone with little trouble since she was high on angel dust and sugar.

The highway was jammed due to a white cop beating Touga with exploding donuts from the nearby truck-stop.

Nanami wore a see-thru shirt when Tsuwabuki walked into her bedroom while masturbating with sheer abandon and a lustful look on his face, seeking relief with Nanami's assistance using her feather boa on his 'German Soldier', permanently traumatising Chu-Chu.

Games involving Shiori were played with caution because she insists on cheating with full-frontal nudity causing nose-bleeds while she jiggled her 'money-maker' at Dios's sword, making it go hard.

Kittens are cute when Kozue plays with her mittens because they look like tigers when they nibble her pussy with black-bean sauce.

S&M happened in Miki's pants when ninjas appeared in skimpy pleather bodysuits that revealed erect nipples and erect monuments to Dios in the cocktower by Akio's pure will.

Warning signs grew legs and walked to K-mart to buy V-shaped pillows for feathers.

Inside the cat's belly, Chu-Chu struggled violently, wishing he hadn't pissed off Nanami when Tsuwabuki threatened to cut Touga's penis off using nail-clipper.

Somewhere beneath the cocktower, Mari and The Hulk played checkers using colored river stones.

Utena's balls ranged far when Anthy needed cheese for her grilled sandwiches, so Utena could feed Anthy's mongoose properly.

Godzilla rampaged drunkenly through Victoria Square while Chu-Chu was selected to duel Rodan because he had the Lance of Banana King Mochi.

Shit laid on carpet when Saionji saw Anthy having sex without any men around to pump their dicks like steam-engines.

Hentai was Juri's secret job where she drew big boobs and lots of wet sexual tension. Wet pussies mewled piteously, begging to be rubbed vigorously like Anthy's wet snails sliding across her bellybutton.

Mamiya saw Mikage unsheathe his nail file out of Juri's left boob, pointing it menacingly then sliding it up through lace into a blood red mint sauce.

Lately, Anthy has not come because it takes two people to bring trunks full of goo-girls just aching to be used for wall-banging at the zoo.

Saionji had no talent at pleasing his customers when he performed 'dictation' because his mini-skirt was showing his teddy-bear underwear he wore for Lent.

Miki typed the words with his prehensile tail which was grown from Kozue banging lizard DNA in his spinal colon when she was six years old.

Night falls as Chu-Chu's rice pudding was made with love which meant that there was semen in it.

Akio's dick was not very big compared with his cocktower or car.

An iPod was blasted through space, thanks to Nanami's temper and some of Anthy's Rose Liquor, hitting a fart being powered by Chu-Chu. This caused existence itself to shudder violently questioning itself as to what the meaning of life was.

Dawn broke over a caffe latte, heating it with lasers stolen from Akio's new toaster-oven that was crappy beyond compare.

Heat came from friction between Utena and Tsuwabuki's thumbs when they declared a thumb-war while naked with Anthy in the tub beside Nanami's rubber-duckies.

While naked, Kanae contemplated being lesbian ever since Kozue licked the cherry in her 'ice box', making Kanae squeal with pleasure and longing as she came to a high climax.

Ghosts appeared and fucked rather squishily like Akio in a metaphorical way, which made no sense at the time, but may create a great deal of exoplasmic confusion in Juri's bathroom.

Everyone was drunk as they had guzzled lots of beer and rum, making them hornier than Akio when on Viagra. 

Many balls makes Touga very gay.

Utena served cocktails in a skimpy cocktail dress as customers jacked-off at regular intervals while Anthy mops up wearing a french maid outfit that was two-sizes too small.

The bells trembled when Akio came after holding her wallet in his butt cheek for far too long, his Y-fronts were badly stained.

THE END!

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#734 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:44:57 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

emot-rofl That chapter made no sense either.

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#735 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:47:19 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Its so Very dandom isn't it?

My Favourite Line:

A nude Utena and a buff looking Miki posed for Anthy who drank Pepsi while she carved out Utena's boobs out of Stone Dragons exist only at Ohtori because PETA didn't like having them having them hump their grandmothers.

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#736 | Back to Top03-25-2009 09:53:57 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Tamago wrote:

Its so Very dandom isn't it?

My Favourite Line:

A nude Utena and a buff looking Miki posed for Anthy who drank Pepsi while she carved out Utena's boobs out of Stone Dragons exist only at Ohtori because PETA didn't like having them having them hump their grandmothers.

Yes, very random.

And funny how Anthy only carved Utena's boobs, ignoring Miki completely. And dragons humping grandmothers. emot-rofl

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#737 | Back to Top03-25-2009 10:12:05 PM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Yes poor poor Miki.

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#738 | Back to Top03-26-2009 05:50:02 AM

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Re: Chapter Twelve: The Last Time We Will Delve.

Maybe Miki should strike back in whatever it is you're doing next.

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