This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Hrm, I wonder if posing like Gendo Ikari will make me seem more manly?
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"Excuse me sir, I think I lost my colors somewhere around here..."
Yeah I know that was kind of lame
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I'm a symbol of artistic regression!
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This is my not-giving-any-fucks fringe. My hair is sticking it to the man.
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For some reason no one is alarmed at me holding a weapon and chased by a weird onion-man
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Dear Princess Celestia,
This whole bipedalism thing is a lot harder than it looks.
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Considering he's about twice my weight, maybe using Saionji's sword for this wasn't the best idea...
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"My dear, you have something on your forehead..."
"Whaaa?"
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What bacon neck?
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How'm I going to take that rose off with a tennis racket? Backhand, that's how.
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If I thought dressing like Batgirl was a bad idea, then using drugs is far much worse. Now all I see looks like some background designed for a hippie!
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trying...to reach....for random object..without getting out of my seat....-streeeeeetches hand out-
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Why does this feel like a deja vu?
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Actually, my hair's really a wig.
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Yes. I know it's just floating over me and won't come down. Yes, I... Shut up.
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Those man-boobs are like a car crash- they're so unsightly yet I can't look away.
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I licked a funny stamp.
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♪ 'Cause I got a golden tiiiiicket... ♪
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Man, I can't see shit with bloom and HDR turned on.
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Check out the new vibe I bought! (Sorry, I couldn't resist. )
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I swear if you sing the Fairly Odd-Parents theme one more time I'll stab you with a car.
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You did WHAT with a porkchop?
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I do not have bacon neck!
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Look at my ear. Does it seem too big for my head to you?
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Once I was the King of Spain, and now I'm jammin' with Moxy Fruvous!
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