This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Wish granted. It stops snowing... an eternal hailstorm begins
I wish I could meet Razara
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Wish granted, but you instantly come down with an allergy to lesbians.
I wish I was the prettiest girl in school.
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Your wish is granted. The problem is now you're the only girl in school.
I wish Cherry Coke came in a caffeine free variety.
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Wish granted. It tastes like camel piss, though, and you swear off Cherry Coke of all varieties forever.
I wish for Anthy in my bed at night as a human pillow.
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Wish granted! But then you are in a freak car accident, which gives you massive head trauma, which then causes you to revert back to the intellect of an infant.
I wish I had a pretty Uke boy to play with.
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Wish granted, but along with the Uke boy, a Seme man appears and interferes. Now you must FIGHT to prevent the Uke boy from falling for the evil Seme man.
I wish I'm not afraid of books.
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Wish granted. You are not afraid of that evil, mutated book of Chaos, which bites off your head.
I wish I had sex with a girl
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wish granted, but she has tons of STDs and you contract every last one.
i wish i was an angel.
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Wish granted, but you live in the storyline of Angel Sanctuary.
I wish it would stop raining.
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It does. Everywhere you do not live.
I wish I had some skillz.
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Wish granted. It's a cantarella cookie. You keel over and die ten seconds after eating it.
I wish something cool would happen to me.
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Indeed, something cool happens to you. You save a little girl in a fire, you are a hero -but you die in the fire.
I wish i was a kid again.
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dollface wrote:
Wish granted, you are now a young goat.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Wish granted, but you can't see because light would not be refracted off your eyeballs.
I wish I could have sex with David Gahan
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dollface wrote:
I wish I could turn invisible.
Wish Granted! But you will have to be naked to be invisible and you will lose your invisibility when it will cause the greatest humiliation for you.
I wish I could see ghosts and spirits.
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Tamago wrote:
dollface wrote:
I wish I could turn invisible.
Wish Granted! But you will have to be naked to be invisible and you will lose your invisibility when it will cause the greatest humiliation for you.
I wish I could see ghosts and spirits.
Wish granted, but now one of them kills you because I put a hit out on you for ignoring my wish.
I wish I could have sex with David Gahan.
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Tamago wrote:
I wish I could see ghosts and spirits.
Wish granted! You'll never masturbate in privacy ever again.
I wish I had the power to touch a person's forehead and make them rational and at least somewhat intelligent.
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Persephone wrote:
I wish I could have sex with David Gahan.
Granted! He has absolutely ghastly body odor.
Same wish as before
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Persephone wrote:
Wish granted, but now one of them kills you because I put a hit out on you for ignoring my wish.
I wish I could have sex with David Gahan.
(SORRY But when I was thinking of a good answer to dollfaces post, your post wasn't there yet.)
Wish Granted! But you will have to do it in front of a bunch of creepy Scientologists who keep asking you strange questions.
I wish people would stop beating me to the post.
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Giovanna wrote:
I wish I had the power to touch a person's forehead and make them rational and at least somewhat intelligent.
Wish Granted! but when you tried to use it on Hannibal Lector, he bites your finger off and finishes it with a nice drop of white.
I wish for the same as before.
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Wish granted. Now nobody's posting, and it's all your fault.
I wish I put aside more time for books.
(Edited for possible chance of offending^... I like you, never take me seriously.)
Last edited by Adrasteia (04-06-2008 06:24:15 PM)
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Adrasteia wrote:
I wish I put aside more time for books.
(I like you, never take me seriously.)
Don't worry I have the metaphorical skin of a rhino.
Wish Granted! You will have 20 years to read all the books you want... in jail for tax evasion!
I wish I could have some yummy cookies that are not poisoned or hard to crunch on.
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