This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
It's OK spoon, I was web camming with your Mom that night. Dayum, I can see where you got your looks from, but you didn't really inherit that "sexy-in-a-dirty-way" thing she's got going on.
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I at least know your taste, now, since my mom, though good looking for her age, is still a senior citizen and there are plenty of much older senior citizens here who I know are more of your tastes. You should come down to Florida, I think you'll find plenty of your type by going door to door to sell viagra in one of our mobile home parks and beach condos. After all, I know your motto is "It don't jingle if it 'don't wrinkle."
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OK I admit I totally got owned in that one. But I had to come back with this one because I can't stop laughing at it.
*ahem*
Your mama is so nasty that she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
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Touche.
Your mom is so nasty that she cybered on WOW and somehow she managed to get crabs just by doing that. Yeah, it makes me want to vomit just by thinking about it, too.
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Syora wrote:
Riri, you're so slutty that even Touga wouldn't touch you!
That's only because he was too busy throwing up after he saw your ugly-ass face.
As for the rest of you,you all can kiss my ass. I'd target you individually but I have more exciting things to do like cleaning the tub. God must have been high on the day He created you all.
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Riri-kins wrote:
God must have been high on the day He created you all.
Only because even god couldn't imagine something as awesome as me sober. You on the other hand he probably made while he was trying to decide what people would look like... "I think this part should go here... wait... maybe not..."
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I think we should all stop this madness and just love each other!
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NajiMinkin wrote:
I think we should all stop this madness and just love each other!
GTFO, hippie.
Go be a Barney groupie on some other children's show.
You heard me.
and to everyone else: die.
Last edited by spoon-san (08-19-2009 10:56:25 PM)
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spoon-san wrote:
NajiMinkin wrote:
I think we should all stop this madness and just love each other!
GTFO, hippie.
Go be a Barney groupie on some other children's show.
You heard me.
and to everyone else: die.
Hey spoon lay off of Naji its not her fault she's a tree hugging, Patchuli smelling, good for nothing hippie. And as for you, Are you that ugly on your own, or did you take classes?
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No Epee, I think she probably just touched you. That noxious kind of skank is contagious.
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Syora would know, she caught everything from you in the first place.
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Jesus, these flames are as derivative as the slope of a line segment between two points on a curve as the distance between the two points vanishes.
And I doubt any of you even know what the fuck I'm talking about either.
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Calculus is for bitches, Storm. So I guess it suits you.
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