Tamago wrote:

Adrasteia wrote:

There are actually over a dozen clones of Anthy who enjoy crossdressing and impersonating wives of 40 year old men.

...either that, or Anthy has extreme teleportation abilities.

You mean something like this?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … anthys.jpg

How did I know someone was going to do that?

- Touga practices his hit lines in front of the mirror every day as part of his morning routine.

- Saionji skips class just as often as he skips student council meetings.

- He also has a very messy room and has lost that tiny, effing ring countless of times in it.  In fact, his current ring is just a tempera=painted mood ring.

-  Juri really did have a bowling-ball sized egg in that bag.

-  Akio has no day job.

-  Touga has a soft spot for cute, cuddly animals.

-  Saionji is the only member of the Kendo club.

I bet Touga has floozies that act as a mirror.
In fact, I bet he has a room he hides from Nanami (Another trap door in a wall?!) that the furniture is made out of floozies.

That giant obelisk sundial thing in front of Utena and Anthy's dorm? The one we always see at night? (It's in both the movie and show... is it in the manga? I'm too lazy.) It symbolizes Akio's massive time controlling penis watching over and controlling them. It has a camera in it too I bet. Or Tsuwabuki.

The only thing that stops Akio from running around naked is that being clothesless is beneath him. (Well, he's almost always dressed when Anthy's naked. And he needs to keep SOME work formality.)

Mikage is an astrology and religion freak. He doesn't believe in them. He just feels he needs to know about such things. (Also possibly helps with work.)

All the students in the Utena movie wonder why the hell she's talking to herself.
or
Utena's dead. Wakaba was like... the only normal person who noticed her. And all the other student council members could see Anthy. It could possibly work!!
Err... yeah.

The Nanami Cow has the most delicious meat on earth- nay, the universe.

Akio doesn't drive a convertible. His car is just missing the roof.




...I don't take Miki and Kozue touching eachother as children as a person canon. I take it as FACT.

allegoriest wrote:

Akio doesn't drive a convertible. His car is just missing the roof.

The best suggestion so far.

I'll have you know that I wrote down all your bolded letters expecting them to spell something.

Kozue was once quoted as saying "I like my men like I like my coffee; all grounded up having boiling water poured over them."

Juri has a major fetish for expensive shiny things like jewellery which she aquires by 'modeling'.  When she says modeling, she actually means serving as a 'plaything' for her secret sugar-daddy who lavishes her with jewels as a reward for being such a good little pet.

The reason Mikage didn't use Tatsuya as a Black Rose Duellist was simply because Wakaba was not one of the original duellists that Utena faced in the first arc.  It was as simple as that.

As revenge for treating her like a mere 'trophy' when she became 'engaged' to Touga, Anthy gave Touga a major case of impotence which contributed to his depression when Utena defeated him in the rematch.

Last edited by Tamago (01-28-2008 02:48:32 PM)

If Touga were a girl he'd have enormous E-cup breasts.

Saionji'd have C-cups.

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Actually after some consideration I think it's highly likely that the entire male cast has Marfan Syndrome. I know Gio agrees with me on this.

...That's completely believable.

That's actually one of our diseases in the Clue themed game that Red Angel is forcing me to make and I've gotten nowhere on.


And of course, it makes more since too, since some people with it apparently get other diseases on top of it, some of which could account for his supposed death.




...I think Ruka died. (This is because I love him too much.)

I've met MANY a person who says otherwise, and it makes me sad.


Yeah, my brother does SO much physical stuff and he knows he has it, and it makes me kinda miffed. He's just asking for it.

...He also needs to cosplay one of the Utena guys since he like.... at least as tall as Akio. I haven't seen him and he's grown since he was Ruka height.




...Do you think Utena REALLY had her Akio-sex lunch?
I mean, Salmon, asaparagus and mayonaise? With the eggs? Salmon salad sandwiches?
I dunno about you, but I think I'd just miss that one meal.

-  The student council's uniforms are velcro.

-  Akio had to sell Touga's body countless times for gas money.

-  Akio's cake is a lie.

-  Utena is physically incapable of using a hairband. 

-  Saionji sleeps with his hair styled like Anthy's.

-  Chu Chu was created from the fabric of one of Akio's ties, which he breathed life into.

-  Anthy's favorite movie is Little Shop of Horrors.

Tamago wrote:

OnlyInThisLight wrote:

Akio's cake is a lie.

I knew it!

*nods fervently* It's written on the walls of Nemuro Hall.

Anthy comes from the Naruto universe.

Anthy was the result of an early attempt by Orochimaru at creating a Jutsu for making powerful mystical swords.

Akio is in fact the reincarnation of Mr. Toad from ‘The Wind in the Willows’ which explains why he loves driving so recklessly in his Akio Mobile.

Anthy taught Akio how to do jutsu but his favourite jutsu is the Car Clone Jutsu which he invented himself.

In the Ohtori universe, the gene for being a special person is connected to the gene that controls hair colour which means that the more special you are, the more your hair colouring differs from the standard black or brown.

Last edited by Tamago (01-29-2008 07:38:35 PM)