Family curse in my pants.

Doll parts in my pants.

She hates me in my pants.

Akio Car in My Pants (ow )

Feeling Good in My Pants

Mr. Pinstripe Suit in My Pants

Stairway to Heaven in My Pants

...more realistically..

The Sound of Silence in My Pants

Even more realistically...

The Red in My Pants.

i picked the best songs in my two fave playlists (80's and J-Rock)

Beast of Blood, In my pants (wow...thats good)

Je Tu Veux in my pants (i believe je tu veux means "i want you" so thats perfect)

House of fun in my pants!  (pick-up line gone wrong?)

innermost in my pants

secret longing in my pants

i touch myself in my pants

Relax in my pants

Final Countdown in my pants

and my faveorite one thus far.... Romance in my pants
Although..all of them are pretty good!

This post is best read with the radio or movie announcer voice....


"what's going on in my pants?" 4 non-blondes
"no excuses in my pants" Alice in Chains
"Like a stone in my pants"  Audioslave


There are just way too many.  The Rolling stones and Benny Benassi, arguing over "(I can't get no) Satisfaction in my pants", whereas Benny just has "satisfaction in my pants"  Bjork with "It's oh so Quiet in my pants" which would explain why " I miss you in my Pants".  Of course, a few years later, Blink 182 also had a hit with "I Miss You in my pants."  Bloodhound gang obviously missed some early life potty training with "Boom, in my pants".  Bon Jovi chimes in with "blaze of Glory in my pants"  which might explain how he keeps getting record deals.  I think Disturbed may be taking a little break after "Stricken in my pants".  Dirty Vegas could probably use a change of clothes, or maybe a motivational speaker, considering "Days go by in my pants".  The Divinyls and Duran Duran certainly belong here in IFD as they "Touch Myself in my pants"  followed immediately by "come Undone, in my pants".  I think we all expected to hear Edwyn Collins sing about "A girl like you in my pants".  He may have been talking about Annie Lennox, but she seems really busy with "Broken Glass in my pants".  Faith No More is just boasting with "Epic in my pants".  The former members of Rainbow Butt Monkeys are probably glad they no longer have "Danananana in my pants", but that is only because they have "Good Times in my pants" since they became finger Eleven.  I am a little concerned about Axl Rose though, he seems to have "Dead Horse, in my pants, Civil War in my pants, and Sweet child of mine in my pants".  I recommend family Counselling Axl.  I don't know why she ever had them installed, But Nelly Furtado requests politely that you "Turn off the Lights in my Pants".  As we draw near to the close, I would think I can explain why Bono is so angsty, since he is "Numb in my pants"  Good Night.

Say Anything (Else) in my Pants

Burn This City in my Pants ()

You Are The Judas of the Cheerleading Squad in my Pants

I Predict a Riot in my Pants

Into the Dark in my Pants
I Will Survive in my Pants
I'm Shipping Up to Boston in my Pants

hysteria in my pants (muse)
mirrow mirrow in my pants (m2m)
trust in my pants (megadeth)
invisible man in my pants (theory of a deadman)

(This is so wrong! )

Fashionista . . . In My Pants
Precious . . . In My Pants
Vogue . . . In My Pants
Revolution . . . In My Pants
Dive in the Pool . . . In My Pants
Shine . . . In My Pants

This Is The New Shit In My Pants

...and good morning.

My Pace in My Pants
MOVIN in my Pants
This Is Not An Exit in My Pants
Breakdown in My Pants
The Loosing of a Shadow in My Pants

Alright, Tori Amos songs...

Agent Orange in my pants
Blood Roses in my pants
Caught a Lite Sneeze in my pants
Doughnut Song in my pants
Father Lucifer in my pants
Hey Jupiter in my pants
Horses in my pants
In the Springtime of His Voodoo in my pants
Little Amsterdam in my pants
Marianne in my pants
Mr. Zebra in my pants
Muhammad My Friend in my pants
Not the Red Baron in my pants
Professional Widow in my pants
Putting the Damage On in my pants
Talula in my pants
Twinkle in my pants

And finally....

Way Down in my pants

Frosty wrote:

Nine Inch Nails -   Swallow It All...in my pants

Sorry, what?  Which song is this (minus the "in my pants" part, of course)?

EDIT:  Ah, I got it.  You're probably referring to "The Collector," in which the lyrics "swallow it all" figure prominently.

Um... while I'm on the NIN tip--and I know I've been a slobbering fangirl lately:

Me, I'm Not in My Pants (I kid you not; "Me, I'm Not" is off the new record)
Just Like You Imagined in My Pants
Kinda I Want To in My Pants
Help Me I Am In Hell in My Pants
A Warm Place in My Pants
Please... in My Pants (the actual song title doesn't have an ellipsis, but it works better if I put one in here)
With Teeth in My Pants

Others:

The Devil in My Pants (The Rapture)
Losing My Edge in My Pants (LCD Soundsystem)
I Never Came in My Pants (Queens of the Stone Age) 
Poor Places in My Pants (Wilco)
List of Demands in My Pants (Saul Williams)

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