I once was walking on the sidewalk... and got struck by a leaf on the face... and it hurted!!! Wretched little things!!!!

One time, I was got a text that said "Fuck you".......

dollface wrote:

I don't use text messaging, because frankly I think it makes you look stupid. But that's not the point. Point is, I was about to go to bed last night at like, 3 am, and my phone starts beeping. I picked it up and it said I had a new text. My friends know I don't text, so I had no idea who it could be. I opened it and all it said was "HAM?????????". I didn't recognize the number, and when I called it back it said it wasn't in service. It was very very odd. All I could think to say was "WTF?"

some girl somewhere in the USA won 25G for text messaging "supercali...".
WTF.


Another WTF moment, I went out to a goth club on Sunday, when I went to the bathroom some chick basically jumped on me saying "I love you! I know you! I don't know if you remember me, but I totally love you and I've done a lot of drugs in my life, and my memory is totally gone...but I love you!

Personal_IceQueen wrote:

Another WTF moment, I went out to a goth club on Sunday, when I went to the bathroom some chick basically jumped on me saying "I love you! I know you! I don't know if you remember me, but I totally love you and I've done a lot of drugs in my life, and my memory is totally gone...but I love you!

extraaaaañoooo.... (creeepyyyy) sorry I saw to much Foster Home for imaginary friends -.-

One of my managers actually said to me point-blank "I just got off the phone with Pop Century, we are walking a three room block at their rate (about 250 bucks less then ours). You need to block them for connects, one bunk room, one king and an adjacent standard."

My jaw dropped and she disappeared before I had a chance to say "FUCK NO, CRAZY BITCH." Haha, I pawned it off onto someone else tho.

But yeah, I was kinda like...wtf?

Also, the guy that said he and his wife needed two beds, because she smelled funny when she was drunk.

And maybe the time I was at Williams-Sonoma, and a guy came into the store and asked me who I thought lied more, men or women? I did actually ask him "What the hell?" since there were no managers near by.

Hiraku wrote:

As for me, I don't have much of a WTF moment, but today in lecture, a spider came out of the hair of a girl sitting next to me, and it dropped on my backpack, and before I know it, it is trying to make a web between my legs

I dunno, that's pretty WTF....

I swear these squirrels were throwing pecans at me one day when I was walking to the store. They kept flying RIGHT by me, shattering at my feet...
Squirrels are evil creatures I say.

Lady Nilamarthiel wrote:

A few weeks ago when I was attempting to ride my bike (and failing miserably) with my friend, we just said, "FUCK IT," and walked by our bikes the rest of the way on the side of the road. And this guy swerved by us and leaned across the seat to flip us off. We were stunned for a moment, and then LAUGHED at the sheer WTF-ery of it.

If that guy flipped me, I'd probably run after him
Hey, kids! Guess what we're having for Thanksgiving tonight?
No, no, I kid.

So, I turned off my Facebook account just a few days ago, and the rumor got started around the campus that I am officially crazy and stuff. And, then, someone came by and called me a big baby for turning off Facebook (kinda out of the blue...)

See, now, I didn't mind, because I had absolutely no idea who it was, he had no idea who we were, and it was so fucking random I couldn't be arsed to be insulted. It just doesn't matter.