This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Dear Akio.
I don't really know how to tell you this I'll join the monastery, I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head outside of Chicago and I saw you "sit" on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your criminal record as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about "our friendship".
Go burn,
-Anthy-
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(( That one was extra hilarious when implied it's from Anthy to Akio ))
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-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear Puck.
I don't really know how to tell you this, You're a loser. I think I realized it When I changed tennis shoes
In your apartment and I saw you Sit on My John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Man enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
-Jammin Jasmine-
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Dear Green.
I don't really know how to tell you this, I dislike you. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the apartment building.
Greetings to your freaky family,
Souk
...what?
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Dear Chiyo's Dad,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in women's clothing and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about my new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Sasaki
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winksniper wrote:
Dear Chiyo's Dad,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our affair is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Santa in women's clothing and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep David's tricot outfits as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about my new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Sasaki
O__O
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OMG, Veve....that's pretty much the best Ad-Lib ever! XDDD;
My turn...oh boy...
Dear Bill S. Preston Esquire && Ted Theodore Logan,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in women's clothing and I saw you sit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
Heath
...I didn't know you could skinny dip while wearing clothing...fail xD;
This is only lulz because I could see Bill && Ted doing this. Giving back the ring?...THEY PROPOSED TO ME WITH THE PLASTIC HEART RING TOO?!?! x3
If you can't tell, I've recently got a Bill && Ted obsession. hurrdurr.
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Dear Kaoru.
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself.
I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital when I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I had a sex-change.
I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory.
You should also know that I always have felt dirty before my new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Tamago
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