This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
I'm not ready for a relationship-------------------------------------------------I'm not ready for a relationship
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"I respect you for your decision of abstinence." ---- Dammit, I paid for your dinner. Now put out!
"I love you." --- God, I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give you my REAL phone number.
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" That looks great on you"----------------------------------------It would look great on my floor.
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"Of course I'll respect you in the morning." ---- Respect you in the morning? I can't even remember your name tonight!
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"I've never done this before"------------------------------------------------- stop freaking out baby, I'll take care of you.
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"But the problem with condoms is that you still run a 20% or more chance of rupturing them during sex..." ---- No way in HELL am I putting something that looks like a party balloon on MY dick!
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"oh...my...god"-------------------------------------------------never do that again!
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"I'm about to introduce you to a work of pain..." --- I'm gonna pay a football player to beat you up...
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"do you work here?"-----------------------I'm way too lazy to look at your name tag,
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"I think men should be more responsive to the needs of women." ---- It really pisses me off when chicks don't swallow.
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You too == I fall back on my reptilian brain while dealing with people in the service industry
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"I've NEVER lost a fight!" ---- I've never BEEN in a fight...
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"Your friend is cute"-------------------Don't you dare leave me with them, unless you want infidelity.
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was it good for you?-------------- were you having the same sex as me? cause SERIOUSLY that SUCKED!!
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"Would you like to dance?" ---- Please give me a reason to touch you.
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BioKraze----- Huge Dorktastic Saionji-like perv
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KissingT.Kiryuu ---- Dorky D&D Evil Akio-like Sadistic Hentai Brat
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That's a good one.-----------------------your going down! XD
(hey, this is fun!!)
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Bring it on! ---- Don't people say you're a pretty terrible lay?
(VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE! Huhuhu...)
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do you perfer sausage, or Taco?---------your a flaming homosexual arent you?
(and no, i have nothing againced the gay's)
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Tacos, please ---- No, you're thinking of Sevelle, not me.
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I Like Kielbasa. ------------------ i like Polish cock.
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I can't come tonight. I'm moving to Austrailia.But I'll call you.............GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SLUTTY WHORE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! NO I DON'! WANT TO FUCKING DATE YOU! FUCK YOU!
Last edited by RainbowRoseQueen (04-25-2007 06:36:46 PM)
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This one will get me kicked off for sure, but I'll post it anyway. I am not racist. It's just a joke! I'll even quote my source...
"I totally agree with your stance and am angered at how my race has oppressed you for so long." ---- Just because I can't make you sit at the back of the bus doesn't mean I have to like you.
My source: Popular Frat Terminology
Again, I'M NOT RACIST. I am what is known as an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY HATER.
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