This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#2479 | Back to Top04-17-2011 05:18:26 PM
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one conscious,
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#2480 | Back to Top04-17-2011 05:24:28 PM
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Akira-like tumor.
Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!
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#2482 | Back to Top04-18-2011 07:40:18 PM
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righteous glowing
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#2485 | Back to Top04-20-2011 06:31:38 PM
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pantry of
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#2487 | Back to Top04-21-2011 01:01:04 AM
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I SMITE
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#2489 | Back to Top04-21-2011 02:28:43 PM
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random pokemon
生命是奇蹟，但是為什麼生活是痛苦的？
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#2492 | Back to Top04-23-2011 05:31:02 PM
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MY PENIS!!!"
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#2496 | Back to Top04-25-2011 05:45:31 PM
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stomach of
[Aside note: When are we going to compile this whole thing?]
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is knowing not to put it on a fruit salad.
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#2498 | Back to Top04-25-2011 11:11:14 PM
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Gainel wrote:
[Aside note: When are we going to compile this whole thing?]
Here it is.
Gas leaked from Kozue's tight little nose hairs.
"I'm reading Twilight, Mom!" cried Horny Tweenage Belieber while masturbating to music about death and note.
Sadly enough, the Biebs decided to hire videos only to be flummoxed by John Smith and son.
So then this HUUUUGE kitty cat wuzzy bunny ran up Saionji's rectum because the doctor said it would make bunny-babies!
Green riceballs taste like something that grew inside Anthy's disturbing collection of severed toes.
Spelunking in the deep recesses of the mind is some sort of monster from MacGyver's past adventures on Mars.
"But I want a sexy pigtailed girl that likes wuzzy-bunnies because that homie there said they wanted that." whined a giant midget.
Later that night, crap oozed from the pits of Heaven after angels heralded the people in Daten City.
Cheese wheels with hamsters wearing hats and tuxedos was the theme of a new TV series.
Why won't people forgive with what has happened to Akio's Vienna schnitzel when Anthy humped Utena with a 10 foot Apple iPad(TM) she bought anachronistically.
When the Russian Dude spoke Welsh, everyone was bawling Russian vodka tears out their big, lovely doe eyes.
Videos games are Satan's way of making babies shit themselves inside out due to epileptic graphics.
Yuuko examined a piece of gelatinous nuclear missile found on Tintin's doggie toy and EARTH EXPLODES~!!!!!!!
Afterwards, juicy aliens danubed my pants with electro-magnetic goo from Uranus before removing it from ice storage.
Fifteen hours after the fridge imploded into itself, Indiana crawled out of the catfood that was left there overnight.
"Fried chicken tastes better in Compton." exclaimed McHaggis the President as he gnawed on wires electrified with 10000 volts.
Utena stroked a very moist instrument of Akio's sick creation.
"OH LAWD, WEER ART MY GIGANTIC DEEEILDO?!!!!!" shouted some drunk 9-year olds on the top of a cushion.
Playing baseball is extremely exciting since hippos were in the laundromat machine.
"This is Ohtori Academy!" whispered Leonidas in a state of pure inebriation.
"This game sucks like a slutty slut who sluts all around town like a cheap slut," says Timmy as he fell down due to nappy rash.
Meanwhile the motel manager slept with every cheap-skate who tried to steal hand-towels from the Bates Motel.
The crowd merged into one conscious, Akira-like tumor.
"With this righteous glowing turkey baster from the pantry of no return, I SMITE EVERY DAMN random pokemon who DARES TO ANNOY MY PENIS!!!" cursed a noisy budgie.
The empty stomach of the hungry zebra exploded.
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