This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Kill her! FOR THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC!!
Rufus Sewell, Kill, Bang, or Marry?
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Kill. I don't know who this guy is but he has very creepy eyes.
Harold Saxon! Here come the drums...here come the drums!
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Kill. I love the Master, but there's just no risking it.
The Chairman
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Kill! He's scary looking.
Austin Powers. He's groovy baby!
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Make sure the teeth have been recently brushed and then bang because I think it'd be hilarious. (Worst case scenario, use the rotating bed as a poor-man's-carousel.)
Jareth, the Goblin King (because we seriously had a debate at work, today.)
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Everyone who has ever watched the Labyrinth has already been banged by David Bowie. His super-powered Area magically reaches through the television screen and molests and de-virginises any unwary enough to look.
tl; dr
Everyone has banged David Bowie, whether they wanted to or not.
Ioan Gruffudd
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I would kill him just for looking so retarded in that getup.
How about a man who could pull it off?
Miles Edgeworth?
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Bang like the fist of an angry god. I dig the cravat.
How about this one?
Last edited by Rotten Mooring (12-31-2011 06:32:42 PM)
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Kill, for eighties-style crimes against fashion.
vampire!Walter Dornez
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Kill. I don't know, he's just not my type.
Lee Pace
Last edited by hayama (01-07-2012 04:42:50 PM)
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Kill. Everyone in Twilight is on the list.
Elisabeth Moss.
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Kill. That's looking rather too Stepford for my taste.
lil' Miss Rarity.
Last edited by crystalwren (01-08-2012 02:18:47 AM)
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Kill for the eyes alone.
Clarice Starling
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Marry. She can have all the Evian skin cream she needs, the little lamb.
Joey.
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You mean he's not already dead? Then I'm gonna have to get a refund from that sniper.
Tina Armstrong
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Ehh, if I really have to think about it, kill with extreme prejudice.
Old-school Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Raise.
Young Angelina Jolie.
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Marry. Then have my heart utterly broken by her. But it's be awesome while it lasted.
Shizuma Hanazono.
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bang that, it be like this whole cat mouse game, but we are both cats. ha ha ha, its like hmm which one is gonna play games today. Maybe one day i shall tame this wild beast.
Last edited by innermuse (01-13-2012 12:04:21 PM)
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Bang. And feel uncomfortable afterwards.
Two-disproportionately-large-heads Freddie The Legend Mercury.
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Kill! Dear God, the scary mustache!
Terrell Owens: marry, bang, or kill?
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Kill.
Unfortunately, it's death for not being my type.
Kuranosuke Koibuchi
the one on the right
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Start to bang and then discover that it's a trap! And proceed to finishing banging anyway.
The sociopathic and astionishingly brilliant Sherlock Holmes, as played by Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Kill. Because some of the worst things have been done on a dare, and that cold-blooded, flesh and bone C-3PO needs to go down. (If only because I'm too lazy to google him.)
Jeremy Meeks, that mugshot guy a bunch of people are crazy over?
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