This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Yes, which is as Natto should taste like.
Do I have a dirty mind?
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Yes. In fact it needs a good brainwashing.
What's that noise?
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My amorous heart beating wildly for you.
Are you afraid of the dark?
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Only when it smells like raisins.
Why am I so tired?
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Because it's five o'clock in the morning and you've been lying alone in T-Pain's bed for hours pretending to be asleep.
What is the worst earworm?
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A Chinese Fingertrap.
When should I join the kickboxing club down the street?
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The day after Kick Christmas.
Is there anyone here who has really never looked into a mirror and said, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
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Yes, the person that was never really here at all!
Why do so many people get into car wrecks?
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Because it's funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do I look good in my Kangol hat?
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I think you would look better if it didn't have that huge mustard stain on it.
What will start World War III?
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An ill-timed fart during a UN session.
Why is the grind system in Persona 3 and 4 so time-consuming?
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They tought it would be fun...in fact they're laughing right now
Why does the rule 34 exist?
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Because Rule 33 was taken.
Why do people associate cold sores with kissing?
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Because it's better than associating them with biting.
Who tracked mud all over my floor?
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My aunt. I apologize for her anger and the mess.
Where can I find a song to audition with?
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Why don't you try Audition? I hear the latter section is quite the showstopper. In fact, it made the top of this list!
What's green and white and red all over?
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Touga x Saionji slash.
Why can't Anthy hold all these lemons?
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Cause most of them are online.
DAMN. I thought I'd hear something other than my own thought back at me, are you listening to my thoughts?
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No, I don't care for things that insipid.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll® center of a Tootsie Pop®?
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Ask the owl, that cheeky bastard.
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
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Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Early in the morning.
Why won't this lingering head cold hurry up and move on?
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Nova wrote:
Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Give him the helm of an Exxon tanker,
Early in the morning.
Why won't this lingering head cold hurry up and move on?
(I frickin' love you, Nova.)
Because you, as their landlord, violated the lease when you didn't take care of the plumbing.
What book should I read to my eight-year-old cousin?
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The Nameless Monster, it will either dazzle your cousin with it's pretty pictures or send him/her into a fit of screaming that may or may not result in fainting.
What should I brush my teeth with tonight?
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