This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
When the Justice League found out how Nanami was treating cats, they decided to seek her out and punish her in the name of all cats.
Embarrassing moment
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Touga's application to the Justice League was yet again turned down due to his flirting with Wonder Woman, and Batman, and the Flash, and Zatana.
Mai Waifu
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Wakaba had a weird licerice pizza induced nightmare where she turned into a basement dwelling doormat and Madam Lamer was Mai Waifu... she vowed never to combine weed and water-polo again.
/b/-tard
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It wasn't common knowledge but Akio was a hardcore /b/-tard who loved taking the piss out of animus with crossdressing girls as protagionists as well as their campy arch-enemies.
hard gay
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Mitsuru thrust his hips just as the man did in the video he saw, as the high pitched "HOOOO" played in the background and prayed that this would make him a buffet of manliness as well.
4Chan
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While it is true that Utena does like to dress up in a boy's uniform, it seems that the girls of this Academy geveloped a weird fetish as far as Utena and Juri are concerned.
tapeworm
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"One of these days, I will chain up the Chairman and ravish him until he wilts." Madam Lamer told Miki while she was as drunk as a very drunk person.
sausage mince
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Akio and Utena were playing Duel Monsters with their trading cards when Utena came upon Two Naked Lesbians on a Street Luge which caused her to miss her next turn which subsequently resulted in Akio activating the Invisible Hot Dog card which thus resulted in one leaving the game to find a certain Tamali Indian girl and the other to lament the fact that he would never get a girl in bed again.
Trailor Trash.
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But on his way home, some trailor trash bitch reject offered him a magic 8-Ball in exchange for some nookie, naturally been the smart no-nonsense guy that he was, he accepted.
glow-in-the-dark
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Akio dipped his cock in glow-in-the-dark goo to make girls gasp at how big it was in the dark, but instead got poisoning from it.
Adult situations.
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Reading the warning label on Disney's Bambi goes to Dallas, Kozue smiled at first when it read: Contains Sex, Drugs, Adult Situations, Gorn, but she threw the DVD away out of sheer revulsion when in smaller print, the co-stars included Barney the Dinosaur. "There is such a thing as going too far you know." she muttered in disgust.
KFC
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It all started with Anthy seductively eating some KFC when Utena suddenly started shimmying to Chu-Chu's horror to some crappy Paris Hilton song while inching her way over to a bemused Anthy with a chicken wing hanging out of her mouth.
Table dancing
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It was then that Utena climbed up on the table in front of Anthy and started a seductive table dance, which caused Anthy to get wet in her panties and Chu-Chu to Chu in confusion.
Old TV sitcoms
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Kozue started watching some old TV sitcoms featuring a white bigot named Archie Bunker to the annoyance of her boy-toy brother, Miki, who was trying to get the show's theme song stuck out of his head as he forced himself to listen to some growling metalhead on his iPod, but this only caused him to foam at the mouth like Saionji when the latter was off his meds, which made Kozue laugh in vile bemusement as she grabbed her pink, fluffy handcuffs and proceeded to chain a foaming and flailing Miki to the bedpost.
basket ball
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Utena decided that since she was the dueling champion, that she would change the rules of the duel so that instead of fighting with swords, they would play a game of basketball up in the dueling arena, which caused all the student council members to yell at her since they didn't play basketball and only practiced sword fighting.
Funny emoticons
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The Student Council became very confused when End of the World began sending them e-mails with confusing, funny emoticons consisting of: in that order.
Starbucks.
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Saionji was absolutely broke one day, so he applied for a job at a Japanese Starbucks, but did not get it, so he bought a lot of coffee there, hoping to reverse their decision, and ended up bankrupt.
Painting
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The soft moans emanating from less than innnocent lips, resounded within the Kaoru household as even the hung paintings shivered in extacy.
fishing
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Touga and Saionji decided to go on a fishing trip together, but instead of using a fishing pole, they decided it'd be more fun to use a bug zapper to catch the fish, but luckily for the fish, they electrocuted themselves before they could toss it in the water.
Fighting games.
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When the new duels involved matches between prowess on fighting games for various game consoles, Miki soon found himself to be the new Champion.
Laser beams
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Akio attached laser beams to the Akio Car in an attempt to make it look cooler, instead the laser beams ended up exploding catching the Akio Car on fire, making Akio the laughing stock of the school while he was frantically trying to put it out.
Bagels
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So much pent up sexual frustration caused Saionji to finally explode...in a bagel.
Toasty O's
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